🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
<x@y.Invalid> wrote:

>Per Ken:
>>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
>>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
>>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
>>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
>>difference."
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------
>I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
>about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
>
>"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
>
>I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
>
>"Like what?"
>
>"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
>
>"Religious."
>
>"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
>
>"Christian."
>
>"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
>
>"Protestant."
>
>"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
>
>"Methodist."
>
>"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
>
>"Free Methodist."
>
>"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
>
>"Reformed Free Methodist."
>
>"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
>Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
>
>"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
>
>To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.