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Re: D'oh!

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From: Lvis
Date: Sat, 03 Apr 1999 00:00
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!


Zagadka wrote in message <36E59D12...@pagecaster.com>...
>Adam Fitzgibbons wrote:
>>
>> Over here in the Uk the only people that play your 'great' sport of
baseball
>> are 12 year old girls at school.
>
>Super. Over here, the only people who play baseball are teenage boys,
>rich, rich men, and pathetic washouts. I myself hate baseball. I like
>open wheeled racing and our monthly match against Iraq. For the record,
>I also happen to like soccer.
>
>> No one else gives a shit and nobody plays
>> it.
>
>I agree.
>
>> Football (soccer to you queer usa twats)
>
>Awe, how sweet. He can insult, too! How classy of you. May I bask in
>your enlightened glow?
>
>Damn, you'd think you people would be less elitist after those 2 world
>wars and the fall of European domination. I mean, you even suck at
>football now. Oh, unless you happen to be French, I guess. The pride of
>all Europe.
>
>> is the greatest sport of all
>> time and we have the best leagues in the world,
>
>Not counting Brazil, who repeatedly beats the crap out of everyone.
>
>hehe, I like you're argument. "We can beat you up!"
>
>*imgines everyone sitting in a soccer stadium... some Italian says
>something... someone pulls a knife... 560 people die in the first 30
>seconds... it makes the evening news in America, but only after the
>touching story of Fido, the dog that can read signs.*
>
>> and just because you fat,
>
>I'm 30 pounds underweight, thank you very much.
>
>> greesy,
>
>hehe. No, I am not greasy either.
>
>> thick,
>
>That I am. My body density is rather high; it helps when I try to pick
>things up.
>
>> americans
>
>That's much better.
>
>> can't play it,
>
>Oh, we can. Its just that we don't, you know, give a damn.
>
>> you have to make up girly games,
>
>Like American football. Girly girly.
>
>> or
>> play rough games but wear a ton of padding! (American Football)
>
>Yes, very good. You walk around ramming heads. We'll wear helmets. Just
>don't come crying to us about brain lesions when your medicare falls
>under or Germany invades everyone again.
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From: "Lvis" <lv...@ticNOSPAMnet.com>
Subject: Re: D'oh!
Date: 1999/04/03
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