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Adam Fitzgibbons wrote:
> 
> Over here in the Uk the only people that play your 'great' sport of baseball
> are 12 year old girls at school.

Super. Over here, the only people who play baseball are teenage boys,
rich, rich men, and pathetic washouts. I myself hate baseball. I like
open wheeled racing and our monthly match against Iraq. For the record,
I also happen to like soccer.

> No one else gives a shit and nobody plays
> it. 

I agree.

> Football (soccer to you queer usa twats)

Awe, how sweet. He can insult, too! How classy of you. May I bask in
your enlightened glow?

Damn, you'd think you people would be less elitist after those 2 world
wars and the fall of European domination. I mean, you even suck at
football now. Oh, unless you happen to be French, I guess. The pride of
all Europe.

> is the greatest sport of all
> time and we have the best leagues in the world,

Not counting Brazil, who repeatedly beats the crap out of everyone.

hehe, I like you're argument. "We can beat you up!"

*imgines everyone sitting in a soccer stadium... some Italian says
something... someone pulls a knife... 560 people die in the first 30
seconds... it makes the evening news in America, but only after the
touching story of Fido, the dog that can read signs.*

> and just because you fat,

I'm 30 pounds underweight, thank you very much.

> greesy,

hehe. No, I am not greasy either.

> thick,

That I am. My body density is rather high; it helps when I try to pick
things up.

> americans

That's much better.

> can't play it,

Oh, we can. Its just that we don't, you know, give a damn.

> you have to make up girly games,

Like American football. Girly girly.

> or
> play rough games but wear a ton of padding! (American Football)

Yes, very good. You walk around ramming heads. We'll wear helmets. Just
don't come crying to us about brain lesions when your medicare falls
under or Germany invades everyone again.