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In message <9437u2tjh0g48ucgen180np3aiou0jgjsg@4ax.com>, Kanda' Jalen 
Eirsie <kandaje@NOYB.net> writes
>Greetings...
>
>
>Why is my 1964 VW beetle, my dirty gummed up .22 pistol with broken 
>iron sights, and an
>empty walmart parking lot - More powerful, maneuverable and faster than 
>most of these
>disgusting Car-Wars in space games these days??
>
>An empty Walmart parking lot is almost ALWAYS larger than any game universe...
>
>My .22 pistol with broken iron sights, pointed intuitively if FAR more 
>accurate - faster
>on target, and a hell of a lot more damaging than ANY weapon seen in 
>any so called space
>sim game....
>
>And my broken down VW Beetle is not only faster in top speed, but can 
>accelerate faster
>and stop faster than nearly ANY so called space ship in ANY online 
>space sim game...
>
>Given that for the average monthly price of $10,00 I can BUY nearly 
>1000 rounds for my
>.22, fill up my VW at least 10 times, (empty walmart parking lots are free..)
>
>I think I'll be much more satisfied driving around shooting at empty 
>beer bottles than
>playing ANY of the current crop of Online SHIT passing itself off as a 
>space game these
>days...
>
>
>
>
>There you go - The Obvious results of raising your moron kids in 
>liberal arts collages
>catering to the lowest common denominator education...
>
>Idiot game designers/programmers with no clue of physics or even 
>reality for that
>matter...
>
You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.
-- 
John Secker

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:15:09 +0000, John Secker
<john@secker.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>In message <9437u2tjh0g48ucgen180np3aiou0jgjsg@4ax.com>, Kanda' Jalen 
>Eirsie <kandaje@NOYB.net> writes
>>Greetings...
>>
>>
>>Why is my 1964 VW beetle, my dirty gummed up .22 pistol with broken 
>>iron sights, and an
>>empty walmart parking lot - More powerful, maneuverable and faster than 
>>most of these
>>disgusting Car-Wars in space games these days??
>>
>>An empty Walmart parking lot is almost ALWAYS larger than any game universe...
>>
>>My .22 pistol with broken iron sights, pointed intuitively if FAR more 
>>accurate - faster
>>on target, and a hell of a lot more damaging than ANY weapon seen in 
>>any so called space
>>sim game....
>>
>>And my broken down VW Beetle is not only faster in top speed, but can 
>>accelerate faster
>>and stop faster than nearly ANY so called space ship in ANY online 
>>space sim game...
>>
>>Given that for the average monthly price of $10,00 I can BUY nearly 
>>1000 rounds for my
>>.22, fill up my VW at least 10 times, (empty walmart parking lots are free..)
>>
>>I think I'll be much more satisfied driving around shooting at empty 
>>beer bottles than
>>playing ANY of the current crop of Online SHIT passing itself off as a 
>>space game these
>>days...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>There you go - The Obvious results of raising your moron kids in 
>>liberal arts collages
>>catering to the lowest common denominator education...
>>
>>Idiot game designers/programmers with no clue of physics or even 
>>reality for that
>>matter...
>>
>You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.

He is?  Man, he'll fit in well here.

Welcome, Kanda.

Lemming
-- 
Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.

Lemming wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:15:09 +0000, John Secker
> <john@secker.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>> You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.
> 
> He is?  Man, he'll fit in well here.
> 
> Welcome, Kanda.
> 
> Lemming

Well, we're not *all* sad... or little.   ;-)



-- 
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the 
blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing 
of misery." - Winston Churchill

Greetings... 

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:21:21 +0000, Lemming <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>He is?  Man, he'll fit in well here.

>Welcome, Kanda.

>Lemming


Thanx Lem -

Actually I've been lurking here for over a decade...

No really!  I'm completely serious!  If you do the math on the numbers that you can pick
up in the current crop of so-called space sims these days - without fail, nearly every
game - 3D. 2D. it doesn't matter - The physics seem to always equate to very nearly always
the same empirical results:
================
Your average 'SHIP'  cruises along in the game universe at a max speed (why is there a max
speed?  Well, that's obvious!) of between 30-100 m/s  In other words - 35 - 110
MILES/HOUR.  Some games let you boost speed up into the 300's m/s but really - So the fuck
what?  My VW can cruise faster than some silly starship....

Given the very small nature of "USEFUL Acreage" in your typical game - (despite the fraud
tactic of being able to fly forever in a single direction in some games... If there aint
nothing out there and it doesn't get you anywhere - There's no point!!)  - Again, your
typical empty Walmart parking lot is usually bigger than any game map.  All you need to do
to check my math is drive across one in my VW!!!
-  In fact, I'll go so far and actually make the claim that nearly ALL current Game maps
- no matter WHAT game you choose - the USEFUL AREA is no larger than a typical elementary
school playground....


I find it rather ironic that I first learned the speed of light 186,000 miles/Sec ON just
such a playground...

Your typical average elementary school student is usually quite capable of tossing a rock
all the way across the playground...  A good rock thrower can usually keep a rock in the
air what? - 5-8 seconds?  

Check it out in YOUR favorite game - how long do those bullets last?  How long does it
take to cross the (playgr^H^H^H^H^H^H) game map?

Yeah.....  You've probably figured out by now, that nearly EVERY space sim that currently
exists - ISN'T a space sim at all....

A little presto chango with the graphics, Add in Gravity and Yeah, it's a bunch of
children throwing rocks and bottles on a playground....

Oops...  I shouldn't have told you that...


                                                            ll
                                                           Kanda'

<>SPAM-KILLER<>-  If you really want to contact me, then -
                          kandaje<at>bresnan<dot>net
Providing good honest memes - even if you don't get it yet..
  You figure it out...

Kanda' Jalen Eirsie <kandaje@NOYB.net> writes:

> Greetings... 
>
> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:21:21 +0000, Lemming <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>He is?  Man, he'll fit in well here.
>
>>Welcome, Kanda.
>
>>Lemming
>
>
> Thanx Lem -
>
> Actually I've been lurking here for over a decade...
>
> No really!  I'm completely serious!  If you do the math on the numbers that you can pick
> up in the current crop of so-called space sims these days - without fail, nearly every
> game - 3D. 2D. it doesn't matter - The physics seem to always equate to very nearly always
> the same empirical results:
> ================
> Your average 'SHIP'  cruises along in the game universe at a max speed (why is there a max
> speed?  Well, that's obvious!) of between 30-100 m/s  In other words - 35 - 110
> MILES/HOUR.  Some games let you boost speed up into the 300's m/s but really - So the fuck
> what?  My VW can cruise faster than some silly starship....

Are you just conjuring all this rubbish out of a hat or did you actually
think it all out? Nearly beef you appear to have is based on some
fictional parallel universe that only you inhabit.

Kanda' Jalen Eirsie postulated:

> Your average 'SHIP'  cruises along in the game universe at a max speed (why is there a max
> speed?  Well, that's obvious!) of between 30-100 m/s  In other words - 35 - 110
> MILES/HOUR.  Some games let you boost speed up into the 300's m/s but really - So the fuck
> what?  My VW can cruise faster than some silly starship....

Mebbe so... but even /this/ little kid can tell that your maths sucks. 
Perhaps 'tis time for you to go back to kindergarten for some practice 
on the counting blocks?

Greetings... 

On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:40:23 +1100, Lazarus <devnull@lukewarmmail.com> wrote:

>Kanda' Jalen Eirsie postulated:
>
>> Your average 'SHIP'  cruises along in the game universe at a max speed (why is there a max
>> speed?  Well, that's obvious!) of between 30-100 m/s  In other words - 35 - 110
>> MILES/HOUR.  Some games let you boost speed up into the 300's m/s but really - So the fuck
>> what?  My VW can cruise faster than some silly starship....
>
>Mebbe so... but even /this/ little kid can tell that your maths sucks. 
>Perhaps 'tis time for you to go back to kindergarten for some practice 
>on the counting blocks?


LMAO!!

Well, perhaps if I go back to Kindergarten - after my lobotomy - I'll be happier with the
current crop of so called games...

It seems to me that a few of you are in severe denial....
Maybe you suffer from the same Arcade-Envy that most of the games these days suffer
from...

                                                            ll
                                                           Kanda'

<>SPAM-KILLER<>-  If you really want to contact me, then -
                          kandaje<at>bresnan<dot>net
Providing good honest memes - even if you don't get it yet..
  You figure it out...

Kanda' Jalen Eirsie <kandaje@NOYB.net> writes:

> Greetings... 
>
> On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:40:23 +1100, Lazarus <devnull@lukewarmmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Kanda' Jalen Eirsie postulated:
>>
>>> Your average 'SHIP'  cruises along in the game universe at a max speed (why is there a max
>>> speed?  Well, that's obvious!) of between 30-100 m/s  In other words - 35 - 110
>>> MILES/HOUR.  Some games let you boost speed up into the 300's m/s but really - So the fuck
>>> what?  My VW can cruise faster than some silly starship....
>>
>>Mebbe so... but even /this/ little kid can tell that your maths sucks. 
>>Perhaps 'tis time for you to go back to kindergarten for some practice 
>>on the counting blocks?
>
>
> LMAO!!
>
> Well, perhaps if I go back to Kindergarten - after my lobotomy - I'll be happier with the
> current crop of so called games...
>
> It seems to me that a few of you are in severe denial....
> Maybe you suffer from the same Arcade-Envy that most of the games these days suffer
> from...


erm, no. You are simply talking shit.

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:22:51 -0700, Kanda' Jalen Eirsie
<kandaje@NOYB.net> wrote:

>Greetings... 
>
>On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:21:21 +0000, Lemming <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>He is?  Man, he'll fit in well here.
>
>>Welcome, Kanda.
>
>>Lemming
>
>
>Thanx Lem -
>
>Actually I've been lurking here for over a decade...
>
>No really!  I'm completely serious!  If you do the math on the numbers ... [heavy snippage]

Wanna run that by me again?  I lost concentration.

Lemming
-- 
Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.

Greetings... 

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:18:12 +0100, Lemming <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>
>Wanna run that by me again?  I lost concentration.
>
>Lemming


No it's okay.  I was just venting...  Besides I've already forgotten it all!  I got the
labotomy and i can't wait to start the new school year!
                                                            ll
                                                           Kanda'

<>SPAM-KILLER<>-  If you really want to contact me, then -
                          kandaje<at>bresnan<dot>net
Providing good honest memes - even if you don't get it yet..
  You figure it out...