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No it isn't.

Bret

On Tue, 16 May 2006 01:04:51 +0100, Lemming wrote:

> I'm getting paranoid that I might have accidentally mixed some
> asbestos in with my DDT and I need something to take my mind off it.
> 
> Lemming

(I'm practicing a new posting technique.  It's a natural progression from
top-posting wherein my content not only appears physically before the post
to which I am responding, it also appears chronologically before the post
to which I will have responded.  To wit, the above "No it isn't" has been a
response to some subsequent post that will have been appearing.  And thanks
for the suggestion -- these DDT/asbestos/ginger ale slammers are freaming
hoopy snark.)

"Lemming" <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message 
news:bk5i62du01f09ttpqppc26q0qhsscb01pe@4ax.com...
> I'm getting paranoid that I might have accidentally mixed some
> asbestos in with my DDT and I need something to take my mind off it.

I didn't think it was possible but the flamewar has been won by the forces 
of truth. I know you're saying "Bill, you stupid piece of crap, a flamewar 
can't be won, it can only be lost." Well, you're right, Lemming, I am a 
stupid piece of crap. However, you are forgetting the statute of limitations 
rule. That rule says that if one party in the flamewar remains in the lost 
state for at least 100 consecutive months then the other side can declare 
victory. Since the statute of limitations is well expired, I hereby declare 
the flamewar won.

BTW Lemming, nice try in calling me a stupid piece of crap but, you should 
know by know that I only engage in flamewars when the truth is being 
maligned. 

On Tue, 16 May 2006 12:34:30 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
wrote:
>"Lemming" <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message 
>news:bk5i62du01f09ttpqppc26q0qhsscb01pe@4ax.com...
>> I'm getting paranoid that I might have accidentally mixed some
>> asbestos in with my DDT and I need something to take my mind off it.
>
>I didn't think it was possible but the flamewar has been won by the forces 
>of truth. I know you're saying "Bill, you stupid piece of crap, a flamewar 
>can't be won, it can only be lost." Well, you're right, Lemming, I am a 
>stupid piece of crap. However, you are forgetting the statute of limitations 
>rule. That rule says that if one party in the flamewar remains in the lost 
>state for at least 100 consecutive months then the other side can declare 
>victory. Since the statute of limitations is well expired, I hereby declare 
>the flamewar won.
>
>BTW Lemming, nice try in calling me a stupid piece of crap but, you should 
>know by know that I only engage in flamewars when the truth is being 
>maligned. 

Wow. This actually brought me out of my "whole." 

So here I stand, by sheer happenstance and wild probability, to
witness: THE END. Like seeing the "one ring to rule them all" that's
been throw into the fires of Hades... it's over. All the years of bile
and buffoonery. Over.

Umm, irrevocably over. Right? Never to return, over. Right? I mean
over, over. Right? I mean dead as a Parrot that was nailed to his
perch in a Cheese Shop dead... over, kinda' thingy. Right?

Well. Good then... what's for lunch?

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore
like an idiot." - sw

"JustBoo" <JustBoo@BooWho.com> wrote in message 
news:c3ek62t3i53arpm6pv0r21thq9q7apvjqq@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 16 May 2006 12:34:30 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
> wrote:
>>"Lemming" <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>news:bk5i62du01f09ttpqppc26q0qhsscb01pe@4ax.com...
>>> I'm getting paranoid that I might have accidentally mixed some
>>> asbestos in with my DDT and I need something to take my mind off it.
>>
>>I didn't think it was possible but the flamewar has been won by the forces
>>of truth. I know you're saying "Bill, you stupid piece of crap, a flamewar
>>can't be won, it can only be lost." Well, you're right, Lemming, I am a
>>stupid piece of crap. However, you are forgetting the statute of 
>>limitations
>>rule. That rule says that if one party in the flamewar remains in the lost
>>state for at least 100 consecutive months then the other side can declare
>>victory. Since the statute of limitations is well expired, I hereby 
>>declare
>>the flamewar won.
>>
>>BTW Lemming, nice try in calling me a stupid piece of crap but, you should
>>know by know that I only engage in flamewars when the truth is being
>>maligned.
>
> Wow. This actually brought me out of my "whole."
>
> So here I stand, by sheer happenstance and wild probability, to
> witness: THE END. Like seeing the "one ring to rule them all" that's
> been throw into the fires of Hades... it's over. All the years of bile
> and buffoonery. Over.
>
> Umm, irrevocably over. Right? Never to return, over. Right? I mean
> over, over. Right? I mean dead as a Parrot that was nailed to his
> perch in a Cheese Shop dead... over, kinda' thingy. Right?
>
> Well. Good then... what's for lunch?
>
> "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore
> like an idiot." - sw

It is finally over, except perhaps for a bit of name calling. 

On Wed, 17 May 2006 05:57:29 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
wrote:


>
>It is finally over, except perhaps for a bit of name calling. 
>
Did u happen to tell Derek? He's still flamin everyone who isn't a
sock-puppet. =P

Shingen <shingen@aolsuks.sbcglobal.net> writes:

> On Wed, 17 May 2006 05:57:29 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>It is finally over, except perhaps for a bit of name calling. 
>>
> Did u happen to tell Derek? He's still flamin everyone who isn't a
> sock-puppet. =P

Where does Derek hang out these days? I'd love to see if he has mellowed.

"Shingen" <shingen@aolsuks.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message 
news:704m62981g82mccddd661ve95imch67alo@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 17 May 2006 05:57:29 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>It is finally over, except perhaps for a bit of name calling.
>>
> Did u happen to tell Derek? He's still flamin everyone who isn't a
> sock-puppet. =P

I forgot to tell Derek. Can you please do that for me? 

On Wed, 17 May 2006 15:02:37 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
wrote:

>
>"Shingen" <shingen@aolsuks.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message 
>news:704m62981g82mccddd661ve95imch67alo@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 17 May 2006 05:57:29 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>It is finally over, except perhaps for a bit of name calling.
>>>
>> Did u happen to tell Derek? He's still flamin everyone who isn't a
>> sock-puppet. =P
>
>I forgot to tell Derek. Can you please do that for me? 
>
Sorry. Derek and I are  no longer on speaking terms. I can't say I'm
overly disheartened. =P 

On Wed, 17 May 2006 14:20:47 +0200, Walter Mitty <mitticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Shingen <shingen@aolsuks.sbcglobal.net> writes:
>
>> On Wed, 17 May 2006 05:57:29 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>It is finally over, except perhaps for a bit of name calling. 
>>>
>> Did u happen to tell Derek? He's still flamin everyone who isn't a
>> sock-puppet. =P
>
>Where does Derek hang out these days? I'd love to see if he has mellowed.

He'll be at mine this weekend. 

We try to get together as often as possible but it's not easy because
we are both so successful and rich and we have many commitments.
We've had many great times laughing at posts by idiots like Huffman
and Sorenson and we enjoy looking down on everyone here whilst sharing
our superior intellect.

Basically we both agree that everybody who ever posted in space-sim -
apart from ourselves - is a completely worthless wanker.

We rarely bother to post here because you are all twats.

br d and d r k.

On Tue, 16 May 2006 12:34:30 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
wrote:

>
>"Lemming" <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message 
>news:bk5i62du01f09ttpqppc26q0qhsscb01pe@4ax.com...
>> I'm getting paranoid that I might have accidentally mixed some
>> asbestos in with my DDT and I need something to take my mind off it.
>
>I didn't think it was possible but the flamewar has been won by the forces 
>of truth. I know you're saying "Bill, you stupid piece of crap, a flamewar 
>can't be won, it can only be lost." Well, you're right, Lemming, I am a 
>stupid piece of crap. However, you are forgetting the statute of limitations 
>rule. That rule says that if one party in the flamewar remains in the lost 
>state for at least 100 consecutive months then the other side can declare 
>victory. Since the statute of limitations is well expired, I hereby declare 
>the flamewar won.

That's a cunning ploy, I'll grant you Bill, and it would have worked,
too, if it hadn't been for Nick the FBI man.  Nick commissioned a
Freight Train with your name on it - and the names of all those other
detractors - and it's hurtling down the tracks as I write this,
gaining speed all the time.  As csipgs-s's mentor, Doctor John "Yogi"
Bear would say: "It's not over 'til it's over".  

Just wait.

>BTW Lemming, nice try in calling me a stupid piece of crap but, you should 
>know by know that I only engage in flamewars when the truth is being 
>maligned. 

I see.  Is that why you didn't jump in and flame your detractors when
you were accused of downloading dwarf porn last month?

Lemming
-- 
Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.

On Wed, 17 May 2006 22:26:53 +0100, Brad Martin
<misterb@nildram.co.uk> wrote:

>On Wed, 17 May 2006 14:20:47 +0200, Walter Mitty <mitticus@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Shingen <shingen@aolsuks.sbcglobal.net> writes:
>>
>>> On Wed, 17 May 2006 05:57:29 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>It is finally over, except perhaps for a bit of name calling. 
>>>>
>>> Did u happen to tell Derek? He's still flamin everyone who isn't a
>>> sock-puppet. =P
>>
>>Where does Derek hang out these days? I'd love to see if he has mellowed.
>
>He'll be at mine this weekend. 
>
>We try to get together as often as possible but it's not easy because
>we are both so successful and rich and we have many commitments.
>We've had many great times laughing at posts by idiots like Huffman
>and Sorenson and we enjoy looking down on everyone here whilst sharing
>our superior intellect.
>
>Basically we both agree that everybody who ever posted in space-sim -
>apart from ourselves - is a completely worthless wanker.
>
>We rarely bother to post here because you are all twats.
>
>br d and d r k.

Hold on now. That's what Derek and I do when he comes to visit me!
Damn two-timer. It just goes to show you can't trust cloaking device
inventors with extracted roll bars.

Heartbroken,
Allan

On Wed, 17 May 2006 18:38:59 -0500, Allan Parent
<allanp@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:

>
>
>Hold on now. That's what Derek and I do when he comes to visit me!
>Damn two-timer. It just goes to show you can't trust cloaking device
>inventors with extracted roll bars.
>
>Heartbroken,
>Allan

I'm sorry, but roll bars were taken out of that version and won't be
implemented until the next released, patched patch. =P

"Lemming" <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message 
news:9h8n62lpork2rj74gope2dtc2assv2clu5@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 16 May 2006 12:34:30 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Lemming" <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>news:bk5i62du01f09ttpqppc26q0qhsscb01pe@4ax.com...
>>> I'm getting paranoid that I might have accidentally mixed some
>>> asbestos in with my DDT and I need something to take my mind off it.
>>
>>I didn't think it was possible but the flamewar has been won by the forces
>>of truth. I know you're saying "Bill, you stupid piece of crap, a flamewar
>>can't be won, it can only be lost." Well, you're right, Lemming, I am a
>>stupid piece of crap. However, you are forgetting the statute of 
>>limitations
>>rule. That rule says that if one party in the flamewar remains in the lost
>>state for at least 100 consecutive months then the other side can declare
>>victory. Since the statute of limitations is well expired, I hereby 
>>declare
>>the flamewar won.
>
> That's a cunning ploy, I'll grant you Bill, and it would have worked,
> too, if it hadn't been for Nick the FBI man.  Nick commissioned a
> Freight Train with your name on it - and the names of all those other
> detractors - and it's hurtling down the tracks as I write this,
> gaining speed all the time.  As csipgs-s's mentor, Doctor John "Yogi"
> Bear would say: "It's not over 'til it's over".
>
> Just wait.
>
>>BTW Lemming, nice try in calling me a stupid piece of crap but, you should
>>know by know that I only engage in flamewars when the truth is being
>>maligned.
>
> I see.  Is that why you didn't jump in and flame your detractors when
> you were accused of downloading dwarf porn last month?

What's wrong with dwarf porn? I thought that they were praising me. Darn, 
another illusion shattered.  :-( 

On Wed, 17 May 2006 18:38:59 -0500, Allan Parent
<allanp@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:

>On Wed, 17 May 2006 22:26:53 +0100, Brad Martin
><misterb@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 17 May 2006 14:20:47 +0200, Walter Mitty <mitticus@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Shingen <shingen@aolsuks.sbcglobal.net> writes:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 17 May 2006 05:57:29 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>It is finally over, except perhaps for a bit of name calling. 
>>>>>
>>>> Did u happen to tell Derek? He's still flamin everyone who isn't a
>>>> sock-puppet. =P
>>>
>>>Where does Derek hang out these days? I'd love to see if he has mellowed.
>>
>>He'll be at mine this weekend. 
>>
>>We try to get together as often as possible but it's not easy because
>>we are both so successful and rich and we have many commitments.
>>We've had many great times laughing at posts by idiots like Huffman
>>and Sorenson and we enjoy looking down on everyone here whilst sharing
>>our superior intellect.
>>
>>Basically we both agree that everybody who ever posted in space-sim -
>>apart from ourselves - is a completely worthless wanker.
>>
>>We rarely bother to post here because you are all twats.
>>
>>br d and d r k.
>
>Hold on now. That's what Derek and I do when he comes to visit me!
>Damn two-timer. It just goes to show you can't trust cloaking device
>inventors with extracted roll bars.

Hmm, I'd forgotten about the extracted roll bars.

I guess we need to revive the FAQ.  Whose in charge of it nowadays?

>Heartbroken,
>Allan

Lemming
-- 
Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.