🚀 go-pugleaf

"Lemming" <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message 
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> On Tue, 16 May 2006 12:34:30 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1@san.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Lemming" <thiswillbounce@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>> I'm getting paranoid that I might have accidentally mixed some
>>> asbestos in with my DDT and I need something to take my mind off it.
>>
>>I didn't think it was possible but the flamewar has been won by the forces
>>of truth. I know you're saying "Bill, you stupid piece of crap, a flamewar
>>can't be won, it can only be lost." Well, you're right, Lemming, I am a
>>stupid piece of crap. However, you are forgetting the statute of 
>>limitations
>>rule. That rule says that if one party in the flamewar remains in the lost
>>state for at least 100 consecutive months then the other side can declare
>>victory. Since the statute of limitations is well expired, I hereby 
>>declare
>>the flamewar won.
>
> That's a cunning ploy, I'll grant you Bill, and it would have worked,
> too, if it hadn't been for Nick the FBI man.  Nick commissioned a
> Freight Train with your name on it - and the names of all those other
> detractors - and it's hurtling down the tracks as I write this,
> gaining speed all the time.  As csipgs-s's mentor, Doctor John "Yogi"
> Bear would say: "It's not over 'til it's over".
>
> Just wait.
>
>>BTW Lemming, nice try in calling me a stupid piece of crap but, you should
>>know by know that I only engage in flamewars when the truth is being
>>maligned.
>
> I see.  Is that why you didn't jump in and flame your detractors when
> you were accused of downloading dwarf porn last month?

What's wrong with dwarf porn? I thought that they were praising me. Darn, 
another illusion shattered.  :-(