🚀 go-pugleaf

On Fri, 21 Mar 2003 12:12:12 -0800, Bret Ripley <rip...@olywa.net>
wrote:

>In article <8c6cbb0d.03032...@posting.google.com>, 
>bdu_maj...@hotmail.com says...
>> Bret Ripley <rip...@olywa.net> wrote in message news:<MPG.18e38b424...@news.ywave.com>...
>> > In article <p79j7vole6r13q38h...@4ax.com>, 
>> > br...@zakalwe.demon.co.uk says...
>
>
>> > > 
>> > > You have way too much time on . . .
>> > > 
>> > > OH NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo................................!
>> > 
>> > Another one for the FAQ?
>> > 
>> > Bret
>> 
>> that's right, bitch, bump a pimp of my favorite game one more time.
>
>Dear MajorFreak,
>
>I admit I was confused at first by your message.  However, br d has 
>thoughtfully explained the true nature of the situation to me.
>
>First of all, please let me say that I am flattered, of course.  Very 
>flattered.  I had considered myself rather past my prime in that regard, 
>and your attention comes as a bit of a surprise.
>
>As much as it hurts me to say it, however, there can be no future 
>between us.  These long-distance relationships seldom work out, 
>MajorFreak, ane we would just end up hurting one another.  
>
>Then there is the whole polygamy thing.  I'm not really sure how my wife 
>would react, but something tells me her reaction would fall somewhat 
>short of placid acceptance.  
>
>All that aside, I've got a job to do.  Where I'm going you can't follow.   
>What I've got to do you can't be any part of.  MajorFreak, I'm no good 
>at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of 
>three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.  
>Someday you'll understand that.
>
>Here's looking at you, kid.

Was ever there a moment more poignant?
Be brave, both of you, my dear sweet boys.

br d