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On Jul 9, 12:48 am, Kezza <kezza...@gmail.com> wrote:
> G'day me mates, enjoy ya America's Day did ya?  Me old chum Jonesy
> told me that there's a new Playstation 3 coming out and it's supposed
> to be smaller and cheaper.  You little ripper! It reminds me of this
> time a couple of loud mouth Yanks came to town doin a bit of touristy
> stuff in their flash rental Range Rover.
>
> So I'm driving me HJ ute  these septic tanks start laughin at me ute
> as they are coming out of the pub.  Now sure me ute is a bit long in
> the tooth and rough around the edges but she gets the job done doesn't
> she?  We're supposed to be nice to tourists around here, but these
> muppets have a bit of dutch courage and think they can take the piss
> outta me.  So I hopped out and said "What's your problem mate?"  The
> big one started rabbiting on about being an MMA champion or some
> rubbish.  I said "Isn't that where poofs roll around on the ground?
> You're a champion poof are ya mate?" And then he came at me growling
> like a porkchop, I'm a bit handy so he didn't scare me at all.  I
> kicked him right in the niagras then gave him a quick left and a
> bloody hard right and he went down on his knees quicker than Toothless
> Terry's mrs on Ladies Night down the pub.  Then I chinned him and
> knocked his dopey arse spark out and the other two ran away.
>
> So I had a squiz in the back of their car and saw a couple of slabs of
> beer, which I helped meself to.  Then I had an idea.  I called Mick
> the Gypo and asked him if he had any need for a flash new Range
> Rover.  He came and picked it up and in 3 weeks he'd stripped her down
> and sold her to a toffy Range Rover dealer in the city.  And then I
> went and bought meself a lovely Holden VE Ute with my cut.  So yeah,
> like I said, a smaller PS3 will do the job just fine.
>
> Gotta get back to watchin the Ashes fellas, those poms need to be put
> in their place.  Later Cobbers!

You lier ! Australians do not talk like this... I know.