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Thus spake Gray Death <gdea...@gmail.com>, Thu, 9 Jul 2009 12:23:02 -0700
(PDT), Anno Domini:

>On Jul 8, 10:48�am, Kezza <kezza...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> G'day me mates, enjoy ya America's Day did ya? �Me old chum Jonesy
>> told me that there's a new Playstation 3 coming out and it's supposed
>> to be smaller and cheaper. �You little ripper! It reminds me of this
>> time a couple of loud mouth Yanks came to town doin a bit of touristy
>> stuff in their flash rental Range Rover.
>>
>> So I'm driving me HJ ute �these septic tanks start laughin at me ute
>> as they are coming out of the pub. �Now sure me ute is a bit long in
>> the tooth and rough around the edges but she gets the job done doesn't
>> she? �We're supposed to be nice to tourists around here, but these
>> muppets have a bit of dutch courage and think they can take the piss
>> outta me. �So I hopped out and said "What's your problem mate?" �The
>> big one started rabbiting on about being an MMA champion or some
>> rubbish. �I said "Isn't that where poofs roll around on the ground?
>> You're a champion poof are ya mate?" And then he came at me growling
>> like a porkchop, I'm a bit handy so he didn't scare me at all. �I
>> kicked him right in the niagras then gave him a quick left and a
>> bloody hard right and he went down on his knees quicker than Toothless
>> Terry's mrs on Ladies Night down the pub. �Then I chinned him and
>> knocked his dopey arse spark out and the other two ran away.
>>
>> So I had a squiz in the back of their car and saw a couple of slabs of
>> beer, which I helped meself to. �Then I had an idea. �I called Mick
>> the Gypo and asked him if he had any need for a flash new Range
>> Rover. �He came and picked it up and in 3 weeks he'd stripped her down
>> and sold her to a toffy Range Rover dealer in the city. �And then I
>> went and bought meself a lovely Holden VE Ute with my cut. �So yeah,
>> like I said, a smaller PS3 will do the job just fine.
>>
>> Gotta get back to watchin the Ashes fellas, those poms need to be put
>> in their place. �Later Cobbers!
>
>WTF does a growling porkchop look like!?  Is that an Aussie saying ?

'Growling like a porkchop'. Yappy little dog syndrome.

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Nostromo