🚀 go-pugleaf

TenthStone wrote:
> 
> Kerry wrote:
> >
> > TenthStone wrote:
> > >
> > > As graphics res get better, companies start to realize something:
> > > Why should we spend money paying artists to draw an actual pic
> > > when we can take a picture of some CA mt. and scan it into our
> > > comp?  That's why KQ5 is so much better -- it has class.  It's
> > > like comparing a Model T to a '96 Nissan:  the Ford's got soul;
> > > the Nissan may look sleeker, but before it was so easy to mass-
> > > produce cars, the designers weren't just making some product,
> > > they were creating a work of art.  I bought Crusader: No Remorse.
> > > I was impressed w/ its great graphics and inter. enviro.
> > > But jump was a precise formulated jump, of exactly the same length;
> > > if you missed your target, you fell off with a pitiful fall involving
> > > what was obivously a moving but inert bitmap.  The game was repetitive,
> > > and had NO replay value;  DOOM was actually more fun to play, and I'm
> > > a strat game fan.
> > > Also KQ5 is HARD the first time you play it.
> >
> > Yes, it's a gameplay and atmosphere we need. Was a lot of fun to take
> > a chainsaw and let's the demons rain(sometimes a friend too, heh, when
> > we both chained the same demon and accidentally I cut him, haha...).
> > Ooh, scanned shit is so much disgusting in games. The hand painted
> > pictures are so much better...
> > There are lotsa lame'o'gamers, so that's why there are lotsa shit
> > games(interactive, multimedia, and all the shit they call it)
> 
> TenthStone's list of things it never wants to hear, or see, 'gain:
> "interactive multimedia experience"
> "brutally awesome"
> "better than Doom"
> An ad w/ 5 pics, 4 of which are from cutscenes, and the last is a pic
> of the box.
> A quote from a mag w/ a name like "Electronic Gaming Monthly" or
> "Computer Entertainment Universe"
> Another Crusader game.
> Another !Zone.
> A game w/ a QuickStart installation guide, a reference to a built-in
> tutorial, and a CD.  And that's all that's in the box.
> Another gaming online service.
> Bill Gates, and his visions for the future of computers everywhere.
> Conversely, Gatesgate conspiracy theorists.
> A step-by-step tutorial for turning $10 into $10,000.
> Another CD w/ a name like "Hot Games!" w/ a bunch of shareware from
> 1988.  People, the first Duke Nukem really sucked.  Get over it.
> Mortal Kombat 4.
> Brutal Paws of Fury (yes, that's an actual game, involving a bunch of
> forest animals kickin' each other's ass.  It is SCARY what these comps.
> will do to find the newest craze).
> The words "newest craze".
> Another Atari Game Pack.
> An Amiga Game Pack (actually, Pirates is a decent game).
> Sigs w/ twenty quotes and a piece of meaningless scribble.
> 
>                         --  TenthStone

I can only agree... they'd say another CD w/ "Hot Shit" instead...
Well but RPG pack from SSI looks great...
I only wish there'd be a pack containg the whole
Realms Of Arkania trilogy.