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>Scott T Jones wrote:
>
>> I think of the regulars on this newgroup as my friends, so I thought you might
>> enjoy hearing about this.
>
>I know how this feels. In writing a role-playing game about time travel, 
>I've attracted a large number of kooks. Since my website contains 
>technical details about temporal physics and dimensional travel in the 
>game, I'm always getting emails from people who think it's all real, and 
>some of them won't take "it's only a game" for an answer. I had one guy 
>start claiming that I wasn't really me, but a government stooge who'd 
>taken over my email address after the real Chris had been "silenced" for 
>telling too much! :)

Which time traveller would win in a fight using all their powers and
devices - Doctor Who or Alias the Jester?
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