🚀 go-pugleaf

Damn great story. You left out the part at the end were the after
Sectoid Commander shoots the human NEWBIE the humans faithful doves
that love him so much goes into a pecking frency on the Sectoid
Commanders eye's just like some in the AGX community.  I Like the pic.
Makes me feel famous around here. You should have been a writer. Kinda
over kill to send a Sectoid Commander after a newbie Earthing. OH and
I live in a one story house.

On Sat, 18 Mar 2000 23:50:01 -0600, Micah Gibson <uli...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

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>Stealthily, Commander (Junior Grade) Sectoid manuevered through the open,
>first floor window and dropped to the carpet on the other side, coming to
>rest on one knee with his Heavy Plasma rifle swaying side to side, seeking
>targets. Lucky for Commander Sectoid, no one was in the downstairs living
>room to witness his quiet entry. If his luck held, no one would see the
>spatter of mess that accompanies the still-smoking-hulk of a dog outside
>by the gate. It had been a nasty fight, but when the dog refused to accept
>the offered treat, it had to be disposed of. It kind of reminded him of a
>fight with another alien back at Cydonia, on Mars, before the humans
>vanquished the Master Brain, back before he was taken captive,
>interrogated, and reprogrammed to work for the XCOM organization. But he
>could not let his mind wander. His objective was clear: the extermination
>of a pesky dork who had been annoying the inhabitants of the AGX
>community!!!
>
>Commander Sectoid (Secty, his buddies back at the base called him)
>carefully slid along the wall to the base of the stairs that led to his
>beckoning objective. He knew it must be done quickly, with as little
>damage to the house as possible. Secty looked up the stairs. Being short
>in stature, it would be difficult for him to climb all the stairs without
>trouble. But he must do it.
>
>Pausing to check his motion sensor to insure that his prey remained in
>place, Secty hastily bounded up the stairs and rolled to the wall on the
>opposite side of the hallway. He quickly and efficiently scanned for any
>hostiles and checked his motion detector once more: no movement. This
>would be easy. Secty advanced toward the door at the end of the hall in a
>crouched position. Yes, this was the door. He could tell by the assorted
>Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears posters taped all over it.
>
>Commander Sectoid set down his motion sensor where he could still view the
>screen and reached up and slowly turned the knob, keeping an unwavering,
>black eye focused on the screen to catch any movement from within. With
>the door slightly ajar, Secty wiggled through and immediately caught site
>of his primary objective. There it sat, infront of its computer, banging
>away at the keyboard yelling obsenities. Secty, never having truly caught
>on to the language of the humans, couldn't make it all out.
>
>".....blah blah blah those ****ing AGXers!!!! I offer to go out on a limb
>by posting TOTALLY illegal software on their newsgroup, and they deny
>me!!! F***ING ***HOLES!!! I'll show them!! I am the great and powerful
>IZORK!!!!  I know what I'll do!! I'll call up Microprose and tell on
>them!!! Wahh!!! Wahh!!!! blah blah blah......."
>
>Secty soon lost track of the jabbering and realized that this animal was
>truly a menace to society, and therefore required extermination. As his
>thoughts coalesced, the animal bumbled out of his chair and flopped onto
>its bed, looking like a hurt baby. Seeing his chance, Secty leapt from the
>floor, aimed his Heavy Plasma directly at Izork's head, and pulled the
>trigger. The slight recoil of the powerful weapon was nothing compared to
>the explosion of guts and brains as this menace was put out of its misery.
>A job well done, thought Secty. Now back to the real stuff.
>
>****
>
>To see a picture of Commander Sectoid in action, about to terminate Izork,
>click here --->  http://www.geocities.com/xcomufodefense/brian.jpg
>
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>
>
>Izork wrote:
>
>> Just point me to the $4.95 Bargin Bin and I'll buy MOO1
>> I'm going to call Microprose when the time zones line up again and see
>> how they feel about thier software thats years old being given out.
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If we evolved then when do we stop being human and
become something else? What is that something else?
Visit My webpage sometime to see a picture of Me.
http://www.plasmagun.com
WebPage Updated 02/04/00
Has plans on electro magnetic bomb and how to sheild
your computer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~