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Your still a AS* H*OLE Newbie FLAMER


On Tue, 14 Mar 2000 22:45:17 -0500, Robert Bohnenberger DMD
<rtb...@erols.com> wrote:

>Ok, in an effort to combat boredom and create a thread that's not
>somehow linked to me personally, I'm starting this thread.  The only
>rules are you have to use a * instead of vowels in the dirty words,
>because this is a family newsgroup.
>
>Here goes:
>
>Captain "Dirty" Jack spends his long life at sea composing dirty
>limericks to fill the long hours.  On shore one day he reads of a dirty
>limerick contest & the author of the dirtiest limerick wins $1 million.
>
>He sends off a few feeling he has a lock on the prize because he's a
>dirty b*st*rd.
>
>Next time he's on shore he finds out he came in second to a little old
>lady from a small town in the country. The winning entry was deemed
>unprintable by the newspaper that sponsored the contest.
>Amazed and intrigued, he goes to her house to find out what the limerick
>was, but she's too prim & proper and is too embarrassed to tell.  He
>convinces her to just say the parts that aren't dirty, and skim over the
>obscenities.  She agrees and she says:
>
>Blah bla bla m*th*rf*ck*r
>Blah bla bla bla pr*cks
>blah bla bla bla c*cks*cker
>Bla g*d d*mn*ed s*n *f * b*tch.
>
>Ok, I never said mine were any good, that's why I want to hear yours.

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