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Started by Luc The Perverse
Fri, 23 Jun 2006 23:08
Cum Vending Machine
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2006 23:08
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2006 23:08
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Our worst fears have come to pass. Now that gay marriage has been legalized in several districts, marriage licenses are being issued for animals, light switches and in once case a pastry. Now the Japanese have invented a cum vending machine that serves cum from a penis shaped dildo and they are looking to install them in American schools. The solution? If we nuke Iran right now, we might be able to stop this perversion of society and the impending doom from the hand of God. Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is necessary to stop all gays. Please join the GOP in fighting this evil menace! The ACLU is pre-empting legislation to illegalize cum vending machines, so we need to put our best foot forward! Be sure to forward this to everyone so they know about this growing threat. -- LTP :)
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: Frans
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:10
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:10
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is > necessary to stop all gays. www.godhatesfags.com
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 17:46
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 17:46
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"Frans" <phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:129q7d2547i2s4a@corp.supernews.com... > "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message > news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is >> necessary to stop all gays. > > www.godhatesfags.com > Excuse me, are you a fucker? -- LTP :)
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: Zealot The Crazy Lui
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 17:47
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 17:47
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On Sat, 24 Jun 2006 13:10:25 +0200, "Frans" <phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote: >"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message >news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is >> necessary to stop all gays. >www.godhatesfags.com http://www.godhatesfigs.com/ -- "No I'm saying that I'm a cow dung." - Stephen "Suupernuubie" Ung "Eat a bag of hell." - Cyric The Mad "Yes - I need red hot gay loving" - LTP MSN:ktw...@hotmail.com (BUT DON'T SEND E-MAIL!) YIM: ktwilson AIM: YahooKyleW Zealot the Crazy Lui Grand 16-Star General and overall director of AGSC operations for the Pronoun Army(and webmaster) http://pronounarmy.homestead.com/ http://thirty-five-mil.blogspot.com/ re-vamped sig 7D6h.4h.5h
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 19:03
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 19:03
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"Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message news:iluq92103t651j0b9elf7s0n9rqts8jn69@4ax.com... > On Sat, 24 Jun 2006 13:10:25 +0200, "Frans" > <phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message >>news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is >>> necessary to stop all gays. >>www.godhatesfags.com > > http://www.godhatesfigs.com/ OMG! I had no idea -- LTP :)
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:13
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:13
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > Our worst fears have come to pass. > > Now that gay marriage has been legalized in several districts, marriage > licenses are being issued for animals, light switches and in once case a > pastry. > > Now the Japanese have invented a cum vending machine that serves cum from > a penis shaped dildo and they are looking to install them in American > schools. > > The solution? If we nuke Iran right now, we might be able to stop this > perversion of society and the impending doom from the hand of God. > > Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is > necessary to stop all gays. > > Please join the GOP in fighting this evil menace! The ACLU is pre-empting > legislation to illegalize cum vending machines, so we need to put our best > foot forward! > > Be sure to forward this to everyone so they know about this growing > threat. What the hell? Where did you get this information from? Byers? -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: Marshlion
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:25
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:25
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Zealot The Crazy Lui wrote: > On Sat, 24 Jun 2006 13:10:25 +0200, "Frans" > <phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message >> news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is >>> necessary to stop all gays. >> www.godhatesfags.com > > http://www.godhatesfigs.com/ Now that's just what can happen when things get blown out of proportion (I suggest you read it and laugh :-) ). The fag's site is also taken the wrong way. God loves sinners (in this case, fags), but hates the sin that they do (i.e. "Yes - I need red hot gay loving" - LTP (From Zealot's sig)). Needless to say, only Luc would find out about the cum vending machine (regardless of weither it is true or not). -- Marsh Lion Crazy Christian computer programmer
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: ihatespamandyoumustremov... MuuM...
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:33
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:33
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IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> DUMPED HIS GHEYE SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: >On Sat, 24 Jun 2006 13:10:25 +0200, "Frans" ><phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message >>news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is >>> necessary to stop all gays. >>www.godhatesfags.com > >http://www.godhatesfigs.com/ http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/list/tags/semenonfigure
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:55
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:55
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"MuuMiMan" <ihatespamandyoumustremov...@mbnet.fi> wrote in message news:83hv921juavgjesbhjj6er2s0nk5nmgub0@4ax.com... > IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER Zealot The > Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> DUMPED HIS GHEYE SHIET ON > MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: >>On Sat, 24 Jun 2006 13:10:25 +0200, "Frans" >><phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in >>>message >>>news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>>> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is >>>> necessary to stop all gays. >>>www.godhatesfags.com >> >>http://www.godhatesfigs.com/ > > http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/list/tags/semenonfigure Um . . . -- LTP :)
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:28
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:28
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message news:ccp3n3xr93.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> Our worst fears have come to pass. >> >> Now that gay marriage has been legalized in several districts, marriage >> licenses are being issued for animals, light switches and in once case a >> pastry. >> >> Now the Japanese have invented a cum vending machine that serves cum from >> a penis shaped dildo and they are looking to install them in American >> schools. >> >> The solution? If we nuke Iran right now, we might be able to stop this >> perversion of society and the impending doom from the hand of God. >> >> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is >> necessary to stop all gays. >> >> Please join the GOP in fighting this evil menace! The ACLU is pre-empting >> legislation to illegalize cum vending machines, so we need to put our >> best foot forward! >> >> Be sure to forward this to everyone so they know about this growing >> threat. > > > What the hell? Where did you get this information from? Byers? No I am reporting it, because when I wrote it, I was the only person in the world that knew about it -- LTP :)
Re: Cum Vending Machine
Author: ihatespamandyoumustremov... MuuM...
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:33
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:33
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IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> DUMPED HIS GHEYE SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: >"MuuMiMan" <ihatespamandyoumustremov...@mbnet.fi> wrote >in message news:83hv921juavgjesbhjj6er2s0nk5nmgub0@4ax.com... >> IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER Zealot The >> Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> DUMPED HIS GHEYE SHIET ON >> MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: >>>On Sat, 24 Jun 2006 13:10:25 +0200, "Frans" >>><phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in >>>>message >>>>news:qt8um3xu8o.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>>>> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is >>>>> necessary to stop all gays. >>>>www.godhatesfags.com >>> >>>http://www.godhatesfigs.com/ >> >> http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/list/tags/semenonfigure > >Um . . . Someone was talking figs?
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