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From: Luc The Perverse
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:28

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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message 
news:ccp3n3xr93.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>> Our worst fears have come to pass.
>>
>> Now that gay marriage has been legalized in several districts, marriage 
>> licenses are being issued for animals, light switches and in once case a 
>> pastry.
>>
>> Now the Japanese have invented a cum vending machine that serves cum from 
>> a penis shaped dildo and they are looking to install them in American 
>> schools.
>>
>> The solution? If we nuke Iran right now, we might be able to stop this 
>> perversion of society and the impending doom from the hand of God.
>>
>> Remember, god and Jesus love everyone except gays, so do whatever is 
>> necessary to stop all gays.
>>
>> Please join the GOP in fighting this evil menace! The ACLU is pre-empting 
>> legislation to illegalize cum vending machines, so we need to put our 
>> best foot forward!
>>
>> Be sure to forward this to everyone so they know about this growing 
>> threat.
>
>
> What the hell? Where did you get this information from? Byers?

No I am reporting it, because when I wrote it, I was the only person in the 
world that knew about it

--
LTP

:)

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