🚀 go-pugleaf

On Sat, 23 Dec 2000 11:59:19 +1100, Optional Identity
<Troll4UPAlaughs@meow.com> wrote:

>According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Thu, 21 Dec 2000 01:53:59
>-0800, the Troll Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> Expectorated this
>gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of
>alt.usenet.kooks :
>
>>
>>Felching article from server...
>>
>>On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 09:04:38 -0000, ={};;;;;;;;;;;> put forth the 
>>notion that:
>>
>>> 
>>> "Checkmate" <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> wrote in message
>>> news:MPG.14ab5fe4bae754719897de@news.alt.net...
>>> >
>>> > Felching article from server...
>>> >
>>> > On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 07:02:30 -0000, ={};;;;;;;;;;;> put forth the
>>> > notion that:
>>> >
>>> > >
>>> > > <Mad Hatter�> wrote in message
>>> news:3ab46669.104889848@news.supernews.com...
>>> > > > On Wed, 20 Dec 2000 18:13:24 -0800, Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge>
>>> > > > wrote:
>>> > > >
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >Felching article from server...
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 01:50:57 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) put forth the notion
>>> > > > >that:
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >> On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 01:12:12 -0000, "={};;;;;;;;;;;>"
>>> > > > >> <241phreak@aol.com> wrote:
>>> > > > >>
>>> > > > >> >You just don't get it do you?  You're all a play thing to Mad
>>> Hatter.
>>> > > You
>>> > > > >> >are mere puppets, he is the puppeteer.
>>> > > > >> >
>>> > > > >> >The words he types are merely a script for you to follow.  And
>>> follow
>>> > > it you
>>> > > > >> >will...you have no choice.  It's his path that you walk.
>>> > > > >> >
>>> > > > >> >Mad Hatter does not giveth....he taketh away
>>> > > > >>
>>> > > > >> Telling them does no good, the majority of them have already passed
>>> > > > >> the point of no return.
>>> > >
>>> > > Even dead bodies can yeild more blood if squeezed
>>> > >
>>> > >   It's as if they're caught in an eternal loop
>>> > > > >> from which there is no escape.  The only possible way for them to
>>> win
>>> > > > >> is if I myself stop.
>>> > >
>>> > > I believe whether you stop or not is irrelevant.  The inirtia is such
>>> now
>>> > > that it can't stop.
>>> > >
>>> > > But even for myself I don't believe that's
>>> > > > >> possible.  I had a taste of what I could take away and ever since,
>>> the
>>> > > > >> more I take, the more I want.
>>> > >
>>> > > ...and the more and more they offer.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >  I shall spread throughout Usenet like a
>>> > > > >> plague, infecting one group after another, feeding off the evil and
>>> > > > >> contempt that is held against me.  `, )
>>> > >
>>> > > and it will be an ausome feast.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > > >God, who is this clown that's slurping you now?  I think I'm gonna
>>> > > > >puke...
>>> > > >
>>> > > > I'm not sure...but I can't help but wonder whether or not he's smart
>>> > > > enough to avoid a conflict with me.  And if so...who exactly is he?  I
>>> > > > do love mysteries, and I shall enjoy seeing this one unfold.  `, )
>>> > >
>>> > > I have realised one thing....
>>> > >
>>> > > Mad Hatter writes with a pen that never blots, speaks with a tongue that
>>> > > never slips, and acts with a hand that never fails.
>>> >
>>> > Alright, dammit... wipe off your chin and stop this shameless slurping
>>> > immediately!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Why should it upset you, are you afraid?
>>> 
>>If you must know, I'm jellus.
>
>Hey MH, if you were gonna sock, you could of frogged cock rocket
>instead. That would have amused the fuck out of me, at least!

Yeah but he'd probably go whining off to Supernews about it and start
crying.  Although they don't really seem to give a shit what I do in
trollie type groups.  They said they didn't mind me trolling other
groups but that they didn't want me to obliterate any non trollie
groups on their server, something about it reflecting poorly on them
or some shit.  Oh well, that's what my altopia account is for.  `, )

-Mad Hatter