🚀 go-pugleaf

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Thu, 21 Dec 2000 01:53:59
-0800, the Troll Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> Expectorated this
gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of
alt.usenet.kooks :

>
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>On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 09:04:38 -0000, ={};;;;;;;;;;;> put forth the 
>notion that:
>
>> 
>> "Checkmate" <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.14ab5fe4bae754719897de@news.alt.net...
>> >
>> > Felching article from server...
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>> > On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 07:02:30 -0000, ={};;;;;;;;;;;> put forth the
>> > notion that:
>> >
>> > >
>> > > <Mad Hatter©> wrote in message
>> news:3ab46669.104889848@news.supernews.com...
>> > > > On Wed, 20 Dec 2000 18:13:24 -0800, Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge>
>> > > > wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Felching article from server...
>> > > > >
>> > > > >On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 01:50:57 GMT, (Mad Hatter©) put forth the notion
>> > > > >that:
>> > > > >
>> > > > >> On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 01:12:12 -0000, "={};;;;;;;;;;;>"
>> > > > >> <241p...@aol.com> wrote:
>> > > > >>
>> > > > >> >You just don't get it do you?  You're all a play thing to Mad
>> Hatter.
>> > > You
>> > > > >> >are mere puppets, he is the puppeteer.
>> > > > >> >
>> > > > >> >The words he types are merely a script for you to follow.  And
>> follow
>> > > it you
>> > > > >> >will...you have no choice.  It's his path that you walk.
>> > > > >> >
>> > > > >> >Mad Hatter does not giveth....he taketh away
>> > > > >>
>> > > > >> Telling them does no good, the majority of them have already passed
>> > > > >> the point of no return.
>> > >
>> > > Even dead bodies can yeild more blood if squeezed
>> > >
>> > >   It's as if they're caught in an eternal loop
>> > > > >> from which there is no escape.  The only possible way for them to
>> win
>> > > > >> is if I myself stop.
>> > >
>> > > I believe whether you stop or not is irrelevant.  The inirtia is such
>> now
>> > > that it can't stop.
>> > >
>> > > But even for myself I don't believe that's
>> > > > >> possible.  I had a taste of what I could take away and ever since,
>> the
>> > > > >> more I take, the more I want.
>> > >
>> > > ...and the more and more they offer.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >  I shall spread throughout Usenet like a
>> > > > >> plague, infecting one group after another, feeding off the evil and
>> > > > >> contempt that is held against me.  `, )
>> > >
>> > > and it will be an ausome feast.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > > >God, who is this clown that's slurping you now?  I think I'm gonna
>> > > > >puke...
>> > > >
>> > > > I'm not sure...but I can't help but wonder whether or not he's smart
>> > > > enough to avoid a conflict with me.  And if so...who exactly is he?  I
>> > > > do love mysteries, and I shall enjoy seeing this one unfold.  `, )
>> > >
>> > > I have realised one thing....
>> > >
>> > > Mad Hatter writes with a pen that never blots, speaks with a tongue that
>> > > never slips, and acts with a hand that never fails.
>> >
>> > Alright, dammit... wipe off your chin and stop this shameless slurping
>> > immediately!
>> 
>> 
>> Why should it upset you, are you afraid?
>> 
>If you must know, I'm jellus.

Hey MH, if you were gonna sock, you could of frogged cock rocket
instead. That would have amused the fuck out of me, at least!

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