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Article #291316Re: Are You 18yr?
From: Steven Ung
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:26
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:26
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:qq7to3xvsm.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > <aybt...@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:BERug.38634$e77.26546@tornado.texas.rr.com... >> > > Yes, you will not get thrown in jail for any statutory rape violations on > account of me, although multiple states in the union have anti-sodomy laws > and some punish extra marital relations. (Typically these laws are not > enforced unless some other crime that is harder to prove has been > committed.) > > Now if you are suggesting I leave the country, we have these anti-sex > tourism laws which say that if I were to travel abroad, I would be held > accountable to the same moral laws of my home state no matter where I was > in the world. > > But if you are still interested in a butt-buddy, then I just need a recent > PCR DNA test result, and weenie swab, isolation (60 days with retest at 30 > days), full body polyurethane condom, pledge of monogamy, electric shock > cock bracelet with video surveillance and GPS, armed [eunuch] guards (who > have also sworn against dangerous activity and passed STD tests). I > guess you could say, I like to play it safe. I'll be damned if I get a > rotting liver or a dripping dong (or any of those other nasty ones). > > Yeah I've been real cautious since that girl I fucked called me up to tell > me she had AIDS (and Hep C, and HPV, and Herpes and . . . . ) Never > trust a 5$ street whore, they lie! > > If only the GOP had allowed me to have comprehensive sexual education. > *sob* I had to learn about sex from a camel and porn. At least it kept AGSC alive. At this momentum I am not going to complaint and it seems that AGSC is still alive because of us dumbos. -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian Strikes Again!
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