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<aybt...@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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Yes, you will not get thrown in jail for any statutory rape violations on 
account of me, although multiple states in the union have anti-sodomy laws 
and some punish extra marital relations.   (Typically these laws are not 
enforced unless some other crime that is harder to prove has been 
committed.)

Now if you are suggesting I leave the country, we have these anti-sex 
tourism laws which say that if I were to travel abroad, I would be held 
accountable to the same moral laws of my home state no matter where I was in 
the world.

But if you are still interested in a butt-buddy, then I just need a recent 
PCR DNA test result, and weenie swab, isolation (60 days with retest at 30 
days), full body polyurethane condom, pledge of monogamy, electric shock 
cock bracelet with video surveillance and GPS, armed [eunuch] guards (who 
have also sworn against dangerous activity and passed STD tests).    I guess 
you could say, I like to play it safe.   I'll be damned if I get a rotting 
liver or a dripping dong (or any of those other nasty ones).

Yeah I've been real cautious since that girl I fucked called me up to tell 
me she had AIDS (and Hep C, and HPV, and Herpes and . . . . )     Never 
trust a 5$ street whore, they lie!

If only the GOP had allowed me to have comprehensive sexual education. 
*sob*     I had to learn about sex from a camel and porn.

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LTP

:)