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Re: Can't get condom off

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From: qSilent Queue
Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 04:12
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"Proprclr" <bala...@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:cb8bd93a.0409012005.326c23c6@posting.google.com...
> Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net> wrote in message 
> news:<Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local>...

>> huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
>> full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
>> I do?
>
> Check, and make sure your you-know-what isn't trying to hold the
> condom on. If it is, slap it in the head a couple times. If it dosen't
> let go, squeeze it's dome. That usualy forces it to comply.

don't beleiev this eguy.  he is jsut trying to get you to play with your 
knob.

-- qSq
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