Re: Can't get condom off

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From: bala... Proprclr
Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 04:05

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Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net> wrote in message news:<Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local>...
> This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
> I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
> one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
> licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
> huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
> full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
> I do?

 Check, and make sure your you-know-what isn't trying to hold the
condom on. If it is, slap it in the head a couple times. If it dosen't
let go, squeeze it's dome. That usualy forces it to comply.

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