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HOWEDY Moen,

"Moen" <hewfwef@operamail.dot.com.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:25:35 -0400, Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net>
wrote:
>
> > This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date
>
> Erm, why wasn't this crossposted to alt.games.the-sims?

Could be The Simpsons don't play like that?

Subject: Re: I have soooo many pics of
Maggie Simpson masturbating

Date: 2004-07-18 19:55:05 PST

HOWEDY Clean,

"Clean" <cloth...@madtoons.com> wrote in message
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>
> As our treat,

Nice handle. Cleanlieness is next to G-Dlieness.

Ain't it.

> do you daydream about cumming on Marge
> Simpson's buttcheeks?

NOT unless she looks like professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

> Here: http://www.cartoonXXXzone.COM///ximpsons/../ximpsons/

Thanks, The Amazing Puppy Wizard will have a look see...

> You try also Http://Sex-Toons-XXX.COM//simpsons  for
> extra shotz of Lisa and Maggie masturbating in front of
> their family.

You mean like professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S little
dog Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY Obsessive
Compulsive Masturbator furiHOWESLY masturbates
on his C-HOWECH pillows if he doesn't get his daily
five miles of bicycle chasin.

> You try also http://WWW.MADToons.Com///simpsons for
> the really extreme pics of Marge and Bart masturbating
> each other.

That's VERY relaxing. IN FACT, simulating
masturbating Maxie is HOWE professor
SCRUFF SHAKE CURED his anxiHOWESNESS
INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE, aka The
Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

> I <wond...@madtoons.com> wrote in message
> news:ve056hgZCxQNlpk@madtoons.com...
> >
> > shed let me wear one of hers

Perhaps you can let matty try it on next?

HOWEDY People,

Here's HOWE professor "SCRUFF SHAKE
and SCREAM 'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds
and lock IT in a box for ten minutes contemplation"
dermer cured his little dog Maxie The Magnificent
FuriHOWEsly Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator's
Disassociative Behavior DIS-EASE and his STRESS
INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE urinary tract / bladder /
irritable BHOWEL DIS-EASE, aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME:

(der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Struvite Crystals
Date: 2003-07-15 11:33:42 PST

In article <20030715070853...@mb-m12.aol.com>
ebthtr@aol.com13 (Ebthtr) writes:
>
> Anyone on this list have expirence with this?
> Our ESS is fed Hill's C/D, has been on antibiotics.
> She went off them a few months back and since
> she has been retested her triple phosphate crystals
> are "many" once again.
>Is there an alternative to a lifetime of anitbiotics?
>Thanks

I have a male dog who had calcium oxalate crystals
and muliple bladder infections. I can't say I have a
cure for the bladder infections, but one issue is how
the bacteria are introduced into his bladder.

My vet asked me if our dog cleaned his genitals and
the answer was no.

So, last January I started washing my dog's genital
area with a wiper and some aloe gel (an antibiotic)
DAILY.

So far he has not had a bladder infection but the
interval between infections was about 9 months.

We'll just have to wait and see what happens.

You could try cleaning your dog daily as suggested above.

==================================

BWEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

ALL OCD'S ARE CAUSED BY STRESS.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )   >

"Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks,
so is he." Publilius Syrus, First century B.C., Maxim 1073

                         "We are what we do."

From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

>Paul B wrote:
>> While the concept of shake cans is not new,
>> I haven't read any other advice that says to
>> praise immediately regardless of what the dog
>> does next (the common advice is to praise once
>> the dog is doing a desired behaviour or at least
>> stopped the unwanted behaviour), this is unique
>> to Jerry (and Marilyn) and from my own experiences
>> is an important part of the process.

And how do we know this aspect of his advice is right?

Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.

His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

 --Marshall

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"Marshall Dermer" <der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>
wrote in message news:9ihtee$7ib$1@uwm.edu...
>
From: Paul B (NOSPAM...@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 00:13:28 PST

Hello Marshall,

The way I view it from my observation of how
my dogs react is that the distraction interrupts
the dogs thought, not for good or bad, just
interrupts, the dog is therefore distracted for
a second and then will either continue the
behaviour or do something else.

The praise reassures the dog that the sound
distraction is not a threat or punishment,
however if everytime the dog resumes a
particular behaviour it's distracted immediately
(and praised immediately for reassurance) then
it quickly decides this behaviour is not fulfilling
and it ceases.

A dog will offer another behaviour in it's place
and if that is acceptable to us then we let it be
otherwise the distraction continues until a suitable
alternate behaviour is offered.

One example, Sam used to jump up on me
when I arrived home, I would shake can to
distract him right at the moment he was
about to jump up, after about 4 repetitions
he tried sitting and offering me his paw, of
course this was fine so I let it be.

While the concept of shake cans is not new,
I haven't read any other advice that says to
praise immediately regardless of what the
dog does next (the common advice is to
praise once the dog is doing a desired
behaviour or at least stopped the unwanted
behaviour), this is unique to Jerry (and Marilyn)
and from my own experiences is an important
part of the process.

> Thanks Paul! He does recommend praising
> a dog for barking, but he appears to recognize
> that this may not work and so distraction
> is recommended as a back up procedure:

"Estel J. Hines" <ejh...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
>>> Until i read the Jerry method of Bark reduction,
>>> it went something like this with our 11 month old
>>> puppy "Yoshi"
>
>>> Yoshi: Bark, bark,
>
>>> us: HUSH Youshi
>
>>> Yoshi Bark, bark......................
>
>>> us: Hush Youshi
>
>>> Yoshi BARK, BARK, BARK, .................................
>
>>> it stopped when Yoshi got tired barking
>
>>> We decided to try the Jerry method
>
>>> :Yoshi:  BARK, BARK
>
>>> US: GOOD Yoshi, Good Boy, who is it?
>
>>> Yoshi Bark, Bark
>
>>> US: It's ok, good boy Yoshi, We know them
>>> Yosh without fail, now stops after we say that
>>> I must say, it is so much more fun, when we
>>> can praise him, to deal with things like this.
>
>>> Thanks Jerry
>
>>> ps: We are just starting to go thru the Jerry
>>> Papers, and learn how to live with our son
>>> "Yoshi", whom we love very much. --
>
>>> Best Regards,
>>> Estel J. Hines

==============

> There really is NOTHING new about the advice above!

Nuthin EXXXCEPT HOWE IT'S DONE.


"Leprechaun" <Lepre...@attglobal.net> wrote in message
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> >Jerry believes he's a dog trainer.
>
> Fortunately, I happen to believe he is too.
> I took a rescued three year old beagle that
> had been kept outside all of its life that didn't
> even recognize or respond to its name to
> Jerry's home (That ugly cinder block shack???
> get real) and in just over one hour of working
> with the dog, he was coming on command
> (not a quickly as he does now, but still...) and
> walking with us on a loose lead.
>
> His "hot/cold" exercise and "come when called"
> command and pack exercise WORK!
>
> > and in all likelihood he's never even been near a dog.
>
> Well, he's been near mine, and done wonders for him.
>
> You don't have to like him.  You don't have
>  to agree with his methods, but as far as I
> am concerned, I've never seen any other
> training approach that was as fast and easy.
>
> <<<< Rest of original post deleted >>>>
>
> Ron Flanagan
> Orlando, Florida

-----------------------

Hi, Jerry.

I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that I agree
with (or even understand) 100% of what you say in this
manual ... BUT ... we had "come" down pat in a few
reps and you could have knocked me down when I tried
the exercise with "drop" and, after a few reps in
different spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command. He's still not perfect
(just a pup, after all, and he's stubborn enough to
want to push and test me a little bit more).

For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt you have)
how your usenet manner is likely to rankle a few
folks, but that woman who advocates ear pulling and
beating with sticks deserves everything she gets. Even
if that was the only method that would work, I'd live
with my dog not fetching rather than do any of that.
(Darwin fetches enthusiastically and instinctively,
tho').

Best, ben

===================


Original Message -----
From: Lindalee
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 2:37 PM
Subject: Re: dog aggression - Today Seemed Like A Miracle -
WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING!

Sunshine is still acting like a new dog!

Saw a dog today and "good boy-" worked along with calling him-
came the first time every time. Not even a sound out of him.

Think it is hard for him but he never even seemed to think
about going off-reacting.

The word come has no affect on him just the phrase-
-Sunshine come goodboy.


----- Original Message -----
From: <>
To: "Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net>
Sent: Saturday, December 28, 2002 5:21 PM
Subject: Re: Damned Family Leadership Exercise -
Re: Am I expecting to much

Hi Jerry,

When I talked to you on the phone to order to machine
for daughter's new pup, I told you that I had an older
Chessie.  I rescued him at 9 years old and have had
him for 3 years.

It's funny, but I thought I'd try some of your book
training with him. Where I used to say "come" and
then say "good boy" when he obeyed, I have reversed
it with a "good boy" first.

It really does work.

He was very confused at first, wondering what he
had done to get the praise.

But it really gets the attention and distracts him from
whatever he may have going through his brain when
he hears it.

Dogs are funny, but people are too.  Can't wait to get
the Doggy do Right, etc.

Thanks,

N

=========

"Greg M. Silverman" <gmsN...@no.umn.edu> wrote in message

 Hey, Mr. Wizard, or Alchemist or whatever your alias
 of the day is, have to say that our dog heels much
 better than she did. This is after reading and
 implementing the bit in your "Wits End" treatise.

 And she's a royal nutter (but then again, aren't they all?).
 Cheers! Greg--

--------------------

Subject: Re: Lab/Rot 11 Months (TEMPER PROBLEMS)
Date: 2004-05-21 19:22:05 PST

> "Zack Pellers" <ZackPellers@GUESSWHERE.cc>
> wrote in message
> dli...@towson.edu (Derek) wrote in news:
> 697700b8.04052...@posting.google.com:
>
> Your dog needs to be retrained. Contact Mr. Jerry Howe.
>
> Http://www.DoggyDoRight.com
>
> You can start by downloading the free training
> manual available on the site above. I used it on
> my 4 year old Fila Brasileiro.
>
> When I first brought him home from rescue, he
> was similar to the way you decribed your dog.
> After using Mr. Howe's training method, the dog
> was cured within 72 hours.
>
> -Jack

"Ned" <komo...@rogers.com> wrote in message
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> Hi !
> Our black lab girl is 3 months old (she will be 4 months
> on the 30th).
>
> When we first brought her home she had a bad habit
> of trying to nip our faces (including my 3 year old twins)
> during playtime.  It drove everyone in the house nuts
> and it brought my little girls to tears as you can imagine.
>
> We tried saying no, and that would just get her even
> more excited, so we would yell no and that would just
> get her "scared" but still excited.  In short it just wasn't
> working.
>
> So we finally did what Jerry has suggested to you.
> We used a sound do distract her and we would
> immediately praise her.
>
> I have to say that it worked great.  BUT she then
> moved on to nipping at the feet LOL silly little thing.
>
> So again, we tried no, and then louder no, but again
> it didn't work so we went for the distraction and praise.
> I must say that she is doing great!
>
> I hope that helps.
> Edyta aka Ned

===================

Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 9:06 AM

Hello.

I never posted here (or anywhere) before.
I never trained or owned a dog before this
year.

I downloaded the Wit's End, read it, corresponded
with Mr. Howe and trained my dog to come and to
stop barking in a weekend.

Our dog, Jake, had been treated with kindness the
whole time we had him, about 10 months, but his
earlier life is unknown.

I worked on the hot-cold exercise for about 30
minutes when he suddenly "got it". After that
he came to me every time with no hesitation.

I used the cans filled with pennies to teach him
not to bark. If he now starts to bark, I go to the
door or window, say "Good Boy, its' alright" and
he usually calms down right away.

A couple of times I had to get the cans
out again to reinforce the behavior.

We feel a strong bond with this animal
and he is very eager to accept our love.

So with all the vitriolic spewing going on,
I have to believe Mr. Howe is right.

His method worked for us.

I don't know if it would have been quite
as effective if we had tried another method first.

Florence
------------------------------------

----- Original Message -----
 From: "nicole" <To: "Jerald D. Howe">
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 10:46 AM
Subject: Off to a good start!

Hi Jerald, Just wanted to tell you we read
your manual and have started working with
the dogs...

"Chloe" (the one we adopted--a. k. a.
"The Destroyer") has already shown
great improvement! (In Just 1 DAY!)

She responds even better than our other
(better-behaved) dog "Poe".

We tried out the surrogate toy technique, and
not a thing was touched when we got back!

We were both surprised because Chloe isn't
that interested in toys and was still very uptight
about us reaching for the door... anyway, it
seemed to work.

We both work all day today so we'll see
how that goes... Regardless, we will be
cool as cukes when we get home! ;)

I'm just so thankful we might have a chance
to get through to her! We're very excited about
her progress thus far...

Thank You!

Nicole, Michael, Poe and especially Chloe!

__________________________________

> Sound distraction may be understood in
> terms of the more general behavior analytic
> approach as follows.
>
> The distracting stimulus

Like a SCRUFF SHAKE, professor?

>evokes a behavior that is incompatible with barking.

You mean like SCREAMING "NO!" into ITS face
for 5 seconds?

> The dog engages in some other behavior

NO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

THAT AIN'T HOWE IT WORKS.

> and then is reinforced (if praise functions as a
> reinforcer).

NO, professor. You don't UNDERSTAND the METHOD.

> --Marshal

ANAL-yize THIS, professor SCRUFF SHAKE:

Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

******IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?*******

When our dog was a puppy,  "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

        The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~  }   >

P.S.  Contacting Dr. P:

Please note that due to the large number of
requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
personal advice on problems related to dog
training and behavior.

In order for me to give such advice we would
have to "talk" about the problem at length.

That is, I would need detailed information about
the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
and the situation in which the problem occurs.

Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
I cannot afford to give away for free.

If you wish such advice, please see the information
I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
newsgroup discussions.

P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

                YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!

              Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
              Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
                                 BUSINESS.

        "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
                       and you will know each other.
         If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
                and what you do not know you will fear.

                       What one fears, one destroys."
                              Chief Dan George

"Rootman" <no-...@nowhere.org> wrote in message
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>
> Mini Adolph Hitler (aka megalomanic) wrote:
>
> <snipped>
>
> Something else that was completely stupid,
> ignorant false and nongermane.
>
>
> JH, you are a goosestepping, facist, brownshirt,
> terrorist supporting, nazi thug. YOU hurt and kill
> dogs then try and cover it up by dreaming up false
> quotes to support your own retard methods.
>
> Go and practice your wild facism somewhere else.
>
---------------------------------------------------------------

        "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
        few regulars here who are either ill-
        tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
                          --Marshall

        > ----- Original Message -----
        > From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@csd.uwm.edu>
        > To: "The Puppy Wizard"
        > <ThePupp...@earthlink.net>
        > Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
        > Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
        >
        > Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
        >
        > I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
        > and now must applaud your attempts to save
        > animals from painful training procedures.
        >
        > You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
        > who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
        > alert the world to animal abuse.
        >
        > We are lucky to have you, and more people should
        > come to their senses and support your valuable
        > work.
        >
        > Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
        > charity to fund your important work?
        >
        > Have you thought about holding a press conference
        > so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
        > and significant work?
        >
        > In closing, my only suggestion is that you
        > try to keep your messages short for most
        > readers may refuse to read a long message
        > even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
        >
        > I wish you well in your endeavors.
        >
        > --Marshall Dermer
        > Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/Behavior
        > Analysis Specialty/Department of Psychology/
        > University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee/Milwaukee,WI 53201
         >  der...@uwm.edu   http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer

        > --------------------------------------

           All truth passes through three stages.
                       First, it  is ridiculed.
                Second, it is violently opposed.
       Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
                     -Arthur Schopenhauer

        "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
                      and minds will follow,"
                           John Wayne.

            The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )  >


Here's HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches
HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual Students to train their critters NEARLY
INSTANTLY.

New Law Of Physics

HOWEDY People,

"The amount of misery and difficulty a dog abuser
has from their dogs is directly proportionate to the
number of times they've WARNED people to KILLFILE
Jerry and not study your FREE copy of The Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual..."

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of
Behavior Never Change, Or They'd Not Be
Scientific And Would Not Obtain Consistent,
Reliable, Fast, Effective Results For All Handler's
And All Dogs, NEARLY INSTANTLY, As Taught
In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual."

The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ )  >

Here's Disciple Paulie:

  Disciple Paulie Sez: "No One Understands
  How Wits End Training Really Works, They
  Assume It's All Nicey Nicey And don't Realise
  It's A Very Disciplined Method That Deals With
  Any Situation And The Foundation Is Built On
  Trust And Understanding."

Disciple Paulie Writes:

I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell
them they are good dogs and they seem to
follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs
and they ran away from me, now I only ever tell
them they are good dogs and they always are, always.

Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say
"good dog" sincerely at the end of the request and
I bet you'll find your dog thinking then responding
everytime.

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies
to every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Obedience and affection are not related, if they were
everyone would have obedient dogs.

Paul.

========================

Here's a couple of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students tellin you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE:

----- Original Message -----
From: <Juanita>
To: <ThePupp...@EarthLink.Net>
Sent: Sunday, July 11, 2004 5:38 PM
Subject: Re: Heeling Pattern Exercise & Fear of Loud Noises

> Hi Jerry,

HOWEDY Juanita,

> Thought you might like an update.

It's always nice to hear from my students.

> Guess I should turn Harri, at least, out in
> the pasture before trying any exercises!
> She seems to consider it a fine time for
> bathroom behaviors.

That's EITHER anxiHOWESNESS or MALINGERING.

> Who would think so much poop can come
> from one dog in such a short time!?  <g>

That's an old trick, Juanita. Your dog is probably
just malingering, but it MAY be nerves.

> What I really wanted to share with you, tho,
> is Namie's progress with fear of thunder.

Oh? We got a bonus?

> Even before I got your last email saying to
> praise with each noise, I was doing that one
>  night, to my husband's scornful amusement.

Yeah. People don't understand what we're doin.

>   Guess I got that idea from when you said
> (in the manual, I think) wouldn't it be handy
> if you could know when such a sound would
>  happen?  For the noise distraction.

Right.

> Today, it was thundering again, but Namie
> seems unconcerned about it--didn't  even
> raise his head up, much less the usual
> pacing/looking for a safe place/drooling/
> whimpering/coming to his human for comfort!

EXXXCELLENT!

> And, I *know* he has to have heard it, as
> he usually starts acting antsy well before
> WE can hear it.

Of curse!

> I took them both out to the pasture, the back
> way, so I would not have to carry Namie up
> stairs--Harri on lead but Namie free--and on
> the way back he was ranging a ways away.
>
>  I didn't even have to call him, just told him
> he's a good boy, and he came right to me.

Of curse!

> I think installing come with him will be
> much easier than with Harri.

At most it would take 4 HOWERS of
15 minute sessions to install a 100%
reliable come command.

>  So, we are still a work in progress-

Perhaps with a little more practice you'll
get the come technique down pat.

> -if only I had more free time!

Just try not to use the come command until
it's thoroughly installed to avoid failure.

>   And the weather was more cooperative.
> Oh, well, I do what I can . . .

S-HOWENDS like you're doin EXXXCELLENT!

> Thanks,

Thank you! I couldn't do it without your help!

> Juanita

Your Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )    >


"Dan Moore" <moor...@worldnet.att.net>

wrote in message
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..
>
> Tracy,
>
> What worked for me, in just one storm,
> was to praise the dog after each clap
> of thunder, telling him he's a Good Dog!
>
> This is an almost 13 year old Doberman, BTW.
>
>  The next time it thundered, he did not even react at
>  all--you could not tell it was the same dog as before.
>
> There was more thunder just the other day, and same
> thing, nada, nothing, zilch, no cowering, whimpering,
> trying to hide at all, it was that simple.
>
> I got this idea from Jerry Howe, who might seem
> to be a "wild and crazy" character, but his non-
> abusive way of handling dogs WORKS.
>
> Wonderfully.
>
> Praise.
>
> It's that simple.
>
> Juanita


"The Puppy Wizard" <ThePupp...@earthlink.net>
schreef inbericht
news:DLpzb.2640$Qd6.1560@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>
> You'll get ALL the INFORMATION you need in your
> FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
> Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. You'll be
> taught some general exercises to calm and relax
> your dog and give him the direct attention he
> NEEDS in only a few minutes every other day, and
> you'll learn HOWE to use distraction and praise to
> EXXXTINGUISH the HABITUAL aspect of this DIS-
> EASE.

My dog (a 1 year old Yellow Lab) was biting his tail
at the root (Vet said his anal gland was blocked, and
was causing an itch).

After squeezing it, he still wouldn't stop biting his
tail. The vet advised a neck-funnel (don't know wat
you US-guy's call those) so he couldn't reach his butt.

I hate those things, i think they will drive a dog nuts.

I tried the wits end method. (difficult to read such a long
textfile if English is not your native language) Luckily this
is without all the "HOWE's" etc.so at least it's readable for
somebody like me.

The minute he started to bite i trew my key's
next to him on the floor, and praised him (he
stopped biting and looked up when he heard
the sound) I did this 7 times,

after that the tailbiting completely stopped.
Just give the wits end method a try.

One of the possible downloadlocations
is http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html


Hennie van Dalen
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11

----------------------------

"Paul B" <ab...@clear.net.nz> schreef in bericht
news:3ff50d83@clear.net.nz...
>
> Both my dogs at some stage have licked a spot
> somewhere on their bodies and I have always
> managed to train them to stop. In all cases there
> was nothing wrong that licking would have helped
> (Roz has had cut pads, stitches in her belly and
> skin itrritations, all tempting her to lick), none of their
> licking has been due to any allergies
>
>. When I see the dog licking more than normal I
> look at the spot to see whats there and decide if
> a vet appointment is needed or to wait and see,
> keeping a close eye.
>
>To stop the licking I distract the dog and give it
> some friendly banter, when it starts licking again
> I repeat, usually after about 4 times the dog stops,
> for the moment at least, if it starts again then repeat,
> before long the dog has no more desire to lick that
> spot at all.

The same thing worked with my lab licking/chewing
problem too. He had an itch due to blocked anal glands
and started chewing and licking his tail at the root.

After the glands were squeezed, and the itch was
gone he still wouldn't stop. (because the place he
chewed raw was itching)

After some training (roughly the same methode as
yours) he stopped.

--
Hennie van Dalen
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/

--------------------------------------

"Hennie van Dalen" <h.vandalen11***removethis***@chello.nl>
wrote in message news:TlsCb.2895$7U1.7896@amstwist00...

RTFM is age-old computer lingo.... It stands for "Read The F***ing
Manual" ;-) I used the manual and it works
very good!

But it is a long text to read (76 pages printed on
A4-size paper) My lab is 1year old now, and teaching
him something new takes about 30minutes
(depending on what to teach offcourse)

My other dog (a 7year old staffordshire terrier-mix) is a bit
slower in learning, but he is used to me calling him a "bad
dog"whenever he did something i didn't want him to do, or
 it might be the age.

Sometimes it looks like Sam (the lab) WANTS to learn
something new: he wants me to bring along the can
filled with washers whenever we go for a walk. It is a
very "humane" way of teaching: the dog is allways a
"good dog", and never a "bad dog"

There is nu punishment or prong-collars involved.

For a fact i tought him to heel in 15min's without
beeing on a leach at-all !!! When he spotted a dog,
he used to run towards it, but now i tought him to "ask
permission" first, and to my surprise it worked!

My dogs never went to puppy-training (lucky for them),
maybe this helped too.

Manual can be found at http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html

-- Hennie van Dalen www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/


----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders.  I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now.  It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that.  Keep up the good work!

Hoku

==================

 "Hoku Beltz" <ho...@rsphawaii.com> wrote in message
news:SN2k9.45447$V7.10868114@twister.socal.rr.com...

> Aloha Sunny,
> Just follow the training program to the letter, no matter how
> insignificant some of the step seem to be and your pupy will
> be a very well behaved dog in a few days.
>
> I would seriously consider backing out of the training classes
> as they will conflict with the Wit's End principles.
>
> I went the training route first, and still had problems until I
> found Wits' End.  Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
> You won't be dissapointed if you follow the program.
>
> Good luck,
> Hoku

==================

Dave Cohen <coh...@total.net writes:
Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...

Hi. Please understand that I do not know Jerry and have
spoken with him briefly once by email.

I have no stake or interest in the success of  his
business.  I simply want to thank him publicly for one
of his tips, with regards to separation anxiety.

I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed
animal and then say good bye to my own dog, but
I am usually a very open minded person, so I tried it.
Well, lo and behold- the damn trick worked!

I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic. Thank you Jerry!

===================


Jeremy writes:

"A customer recently purchased a Shiba Inu and I suspect
she may be in for a wild ride.  This is a breed that I suspect
may respond particularly well to mutual respect style training.

The alpha complex (as I now call it) is likely to
really provoke the dog's naturally competitive nature.

Thanks 1000 times for opening my eyes and don't let
those @$$#&% get you down.  I can't be the only person
that sees the sense in your methods. I'm in Windsor,
Ontario, Canada and pass your info to anyone it might
help" Thanks, Jeremy.

================

"Ted Rumple" <rumpl...@kalbar.net> wrote in message
news:30aa784b.0309290208.135e9ab1@posting.google.com...
>
> Jerry, I am forever in your debt. The system you have
> created for training dogs is absolutely amazing!
>
> I can't wait until the new version is available for human
> children!
>
> Thank you for your service to humanity!


From: Paul B (NOSPAM...@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Get off the bed... please?
Date: 2001-07-03 03:05:59 PST

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies to
every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Paul.

========================


 The Jewish text _Darchei Shalom_
 (Path of Peace) offers this advice for
 coexistance.

 1. Address issues, not people.

 2. Check sources. Statements about the beliefs,
 behaviors, and quotations of another group should
 always be verified with members of that group for
 accuracy, context, and intent.

 3. Avoid stereotyping and sweeping generalities,
 such as defining a whole group's behavior by the
 behavior of some.

 4. Avoid words of incitement. Language meant
 merely to mock, divide, and insult should *never*
 be used.

                             Are we havin FUN yet?

    "The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
                            may acquire those rights
         which never could have been withholden from them
                         but by the hand of tyranny.
               The question is not can they REASON,
                              nor can they TALK,
                         but can they SUFFER?"  -
                            - Jeremy Bentham

              "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
                       for the good of its victims,
                    may be the most oppressive.
           Those who torment us for our own good
                     will torment us without end,
                for they do so with the approval of
                        their own conscience." -
                               - C.S. Lewis.

            "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
                    Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
                              Agamemnon.

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right
action as separate, not the wise. If any man knows
one, he enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is
reached by wisdom is attained through right action
as well. He who perceives that the two are one knows
the truth."

"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual.

          "The greatness of a nation and its moral
          progress can be judged by the way its
          animals are treated." ~ Mohandas Gandhi --
          Adapted with permission from his FREE
          copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits'
          End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ )  >

                  Force training JERRYIZES dogs...,
                       and GETS THEM DEAD.

                 ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE
                      CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

              A Dog Is A Dog As A Kat Is A Kat As A
          Birdie Is A Birdie As A Child Is A Child As A
                    SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES.

     ALL Critters Only Respond In PREDICTABLE INNATE
     NORMAL NATURAL INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways
     To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
                       Which We Create For Them.

        Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
             We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
                   And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

      The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME is the perfect
      synergy of love, pride, desire, self will, greed,
      ego, fear, hate, arrogance, disbelief, jealousy,
      embarrassment, embellishment, shame, guilt,
      anger, aversion, attraction, revulsion, change,
      permanence, enlightenment, insult, attrition,
      and conditioning.

            It's the perfect fusion of The Word...,
                          in the physical.

 It's time for the dog training industry and
 the universities who TEACH "behaviorists"
 to DEFEND THEIR METHODS against 100%
 NEAR INSTANT TOTAL SUCCESS as PROVEN
 by the C-HOWENTLESS NEARLY INSTANTLY
 SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
 Training Method Manual Student's REPORTS,
 after they've "TRIED ALL OTHER METHODS
 and FAILED".

        "The thinking that got us into this mess
           will be insufficient to get us out of it."
                         --Albert Einstein

        > ----- Original Message -----
        > From: "Marshall Dermer"
        > <der...@csd.uwm.edu>
        > To: "The Puppy Wizard"
        > <ThePupp...@earthlink.net>
        > Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
        >
        > Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
        >
        > Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
        >
        > I have, of late, come to recognize your
        > genius and now must applaud your attempts
        > to save animals from painful training
        > procedures.
        >
        > You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional
        > talent, who tirelessly devotes his days to
        > crafting posts to alert the world to animal
        > abuse.
        >
        > We are lucky to have you, and more people
        > should come to their senses and support
        > your valuable work.
        >
        > Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
        > charity to fund your important work?
        >
        > Have you thought about holding a press
        > conference so others can learn of your
        > highly worthwhile and significant work?
        >
        > In closing, my only suggestion is that you
        > try to keep your messages short for most
        > readers may refuse to read a long message
        > even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy
        > Wizard.
        >
        > I wish you well in your endeavors.
        >
        > --Marshall Dermer
        > Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/
        > Behavior Analysis Specialty/Department
        > of Psychology/University of Wisconsin-
        > Milwaukee/Milwaukee,WI 53201
        > der...@uwm.edu
        > http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
        > --------------------------------------

        All truth passes through three stages.
                     First, it is ridiculed.
            Second, it is violently opposed.
      Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
                    -Arthur Schopenhauer

             "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
                  even tho it's a hopeless task,
                       in this system of things.
                  As long as man is ruling man,
             there will be animals (and humans!)
                       abused and neglected. :-(
                       Your student," Juanita.

        "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
                       and minds will follow,"
                             John Wayne.

        The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~  }   >