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Re: Can't get condom off

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From: Moen
Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 14:05
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:25:35 -0400, Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net> wrote:

> This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
> I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
> one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
> licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
> huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
> full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
> I do?

Erm, why wasn't this crossposted to alt.games.the-sims?
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