🚀 go-pugleaf

Poster: Sergi
Subject: NetKKKoped by PIZZA BOY!
Newsgroup: alt.games.starcraft
Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2000

>I was like "Oh my GOD!  No WAY!"  And so then Raezzor
><raytintin@NOSPAMhotmail.SPAMISBADcom> totally goes like:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Apr 2000 23:36:10 +0100, RALHP
>><ralphy@*NOSAPMPLS*snetter.f9.co.uk> sputtered something
>>unintelligible, and it sounded like:
>>
>>>
>>>>From: stiff...@aol.com (Stiff Me Not)
>>>>Newsgroups: alt.pizza.delivery.drivers
>>>>Date: 18 Apr 2000 08:00:02 GMT
>>>>Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
>>>>Subject: Re: NetKKKopped!!11!!
>>>>
>>>>The poster crossposted to 7 NGs.
>>>
>>>Fuck! Only 7? I must try harder.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Subject: Re: NetKKKopped!!11!!
>>>>>Path:
>>>>>lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!portc03.blue.aol.com!portc.blue.aol.com!newsf
>>>>>eed.skycache.com!Cidera!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.icl.net!newspeer.clara.
>n
>>>>>et!news.clara.net!peernews!peer.cwci.net!news2-hme0.POSTED!not-for-mail
>>>>>From: RALHP ralphy@*NOSAPMPLS*snetter.f9.co.uk
>>>>>Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban, alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc,
>>>>>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic, alt.snetter, alt.www.webmaster,
>>>>>alt.pizza.delivery.drivers, alt.fan.adjective-army
>>>>>Keywords: Cufk, Tish, Sips
>>>>>Summary: Read the body, not the headers.
>>>>>X-Abuse-Contact: ab...@snetter.f9.co.uk
>>>>>Organization: Teh Adjective Army - SNETTER division
>>>>>X-Alt: SNETTER
>>>>>Message-ID: <20481264...@news.snetter.f9.co.uk>
>>>>>References: <8ddtik$cd3$0...@pita.alt.net>
>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>Mime-Version: 1.0
>>>>>Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
>>>>>Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>>>>>Lines: 105
>>>>>Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 18:11:53 +0100
>>>>>NNTP-Posting-Host: 195.44.210.207
>>>>>X-Trace: news2-hme0 955991556 195.44.210.207 (Mon, 17 Apr 2000
>18:12:36 BST)
>>>>>NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 18:12:36 BST
>>>>>Xref: lobby alt.folklore.urban:473923 alt.www.webmaster:69779
>>>>>alt.pizza.delivery.drivers:75883
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 16 Apr 2000 21:36:47 -0700, but only after being tortured for
>>>>>approximately 157 hours with the anal probe, Merv Griffith finally
>>>>>revealed something about NetKKKopped!!11!!:
>>>>>
>>>>>>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>>>>>>Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2000 23:22:51 +0100
>>>>>>To: ab...@alt.net
>>>>>>Subject: Malicious cross-posting: Netscape 6
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Please note continued abusive cross-posting by your user 'Merv Griffith'.
>>>>>>Merv is now faking his 'From' address.  This is a clear violation of
>>>>>>section 2 of your services agreement
>>>>>
>>>>>TIHS LOOKS LIKE TEH WORK OF SIMON STALIN.
>>>>>
>>>>>FUCKHEAD.
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>http://www.altopia.com/detailedterms.htm
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am unable to explain to your user that their posts are not wanted
>>>>>>because I cannot trace their real email address.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>These groups:
>>>>>>alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc,alt.games.half-life.tfclassic,alt.snetter
>>>>>>Are all coordination groups for newsgroup invasions.
>>>>>
>>>>>WRGON!!
>>>>>
>>>>>alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc - tihs group is for dicsusion of teh urban
>>>>>tfc foklore
>>>>>
>>>>>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic - tihs group is for discusion of
>>>>>chin-slaves
>>>>>
>>>>>alt.snetter - tihs is b!llynosens froup serving teh opresed snetter
>>>>>minority
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Two example posts from today's batch appended to this message.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>--------------------------- begin forwarded
>>>>>>post ----------------------------
>>>>>>
>>>>>>From: "Merv Griffith" <me...@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>Newsgroups:
>>>>>>alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc,alt.games.half-life.tfclassic,
>>>>>>alt.snetter,talk.politics.animals,alt.fan.adjective-army
>>>>>>Subject: Re: Do rats have rights?
>>>>>>Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2000 12:15:06 -0500
>>>>>>Organization: Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - http://www.altopia.com
>>>>>>Message-ID: <8cigt4$so6$0...@dosa.alt.net>
>>>>>>References: <8c6a0r$glm$0...@dosa.alt.net>
>>>>>><XBPF4.423$vg7....@news.total.net><38E7CA24.A521198B@vpop.dtn.
>ntl.com>
>>>>>><QrKHRAAW...@wile.demon.co.uk><26759040.1892e60@news.s
>netter.f9.co.uk><
>>>>>>7gqfesg0uhdrbokva...@4ax.com><dVSF4.4543$Nc2.120
>098@news3.cabl
>>>>>>einet.net> <Qz9uuLABqK64EwoO@news.utb>
>>>>>>X-Priority: 3
>>>>>>X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
>>>>>>X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200
>>>>>>X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200
>>>>>>Lines: 9
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Alright, let's get this thread going again..
>>>>>>
>>>>>>i personally have killed rats. They are disease-riddled vermin. They are
>>>>>>disgusting. I would kill them all if i could.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>--
>>>>>>Just call me Merv
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>Ralph-O-Quotes:
>>>>>
>>>>>"Is this some sort of SICK joke?"
>>>>> - Lisa Lowe (alt.tv.er)
>>>>>
>>>>>"Why are any of you wasting time on this idiot?"
>>>>> - Tim (alt.tv.er)
>>>>>
>>>>>"Good gawly gowrsh. Who let this guy loose?"
>>>>> - AJR (alt.fan.natalie-portman)
>>>>>
>>>>>"I personally can't see how a straight man could think Nat is ugly"
>>>>> - Rev. Carroll D. Kraston (alt.fan.natalie-portman)
>>>>>
>>>>>"Only people who are, how you say, 'comme-ci comme-ca' would not
>>>>> think natalie portman is hot" - rorscach (alt.fan.natalie-portman)
>>>>>
>>>>>"Well, we don't need you here to say Noah Wyle sucks."
>>>>> - Adeline (alt.fan.noah-wyle)
>>>>>
>>>>>"My god, they're suicidal...  He crossposted alt.config!"
>>>>> - Digityger (alt.www.webmaster)
>>>>>
>>>>>"Shutup dinkus" - Raymond Browne (alt.www.webmaster)
>>>>>
>>>>>"Hey!  I made the list!" - Digityger (alt.www.webmaster)
>>>>>
>>>>>"Hey, mine's there too!" - Raymond Browne (alt.www.webmaster)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>                      <YOUR NAME HERE???>
>>>>>
>>>>>  CALL ME A STUPID HEAD AND YOU TOO COULD MAKE THE LITS!!!11!!1!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>>It's appalling that people want pizza delivery and don't respect the service.
>>>>--
>>>>Do you know how to tip the pizza guy?
>>>>Pizza Driver Homepage
>>>>http://ourworld.cs.com/pizzadryver
>>
>>Ya, those bastards netkkkopped me to, so I got altopia... now I am
>>worry free to crosspost to anyone I want.. :)
>
>Heh.  Newbie.

Bah. Databasix.... They get on my tits...
-- 
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