🚀 go-pugleaf

I was like "Oh my GOD!  No WAY!"  And so then Raezzor
<raytintin@NOSPAMhotmail.SPAMISBADcom> totally goes like:

>On Thu, 20 Apr 2000 23:36:10 +0100, RALHP
><ralphy@*NOSAPMPLS*snetter.f9.co.uk> sputtered something
>unintelligible, and it sounded like:
>
>>
>>>From: stiff...@aol.com (Stiff Me Not)
>>>Newsgroups: alt.pizza.delivery.drivers
>>>Date: 18 Apr 2000 08:00:02 GMT
>>>Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
>>>Subject: Re: NetKKKopped!!11!!
>>>
>>>The poster crossposted to 7 NGs.  
>>
>>Fuck! Only 7? I must try harder.
>>
>>>
>>>>Subject: Re: NetKKKopped!!11!!
>>>>Path:
>>>>lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!portc03.blue.aol.com!portc.blue.aol.com!newsf
>>>>eed.skycache.com!Cidera!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.icl.net!newspeer.clara.n
>>>>et!news.clara.net!peernews!peer.cwci.net!news2-hme0.POSTED!not-for-mail
>>>>From: RALHP ralphy@*NOSAPMPLS*snetter.f9.co.uk 
>>>>Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban, alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc,
>>>>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic, alt.snetter, alt.www.webmaster,
>>>>alt.pizza.delivery.drivers, alt.fan.adjective-army
>>>>Keywords: Cufk, Tish, Sips
>>>>Summary: Read the body, not the headers.
>>>>X-Abuse-Contact: ab...@snetter.f9.co.uk
>>>>Organization: Teh Adjective Army - SNETTER division
>>>>X-Alt: SNETTER
>>>>Message-ID: <20481264...@news.snetter.f9.co.uk>
>>>>References: <8ddtik$cd3$0...@pita.alt.net>
>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>Mime-Version: 1.0
>>>>Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
>>>>Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>>>>Lines: 105
>>>>Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 18:11:53 +0100
>>>>NNTP-Posting-Host: 195.44.210.207
>>>>X-Trace: news2-hme0 955991556 195.44.210.207 (Mon, 17 Apr 2000 18:12:36 BST)
>>>>NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 18:12:36 BST
>>>>Xref: lobby alt.folklore.urban:473923 alt.www.webmaster:69779
>>>>alt.pizza.delivery.drivers:75883
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>On Sun, 16 Apr 2000 21:36:47 -0700, but only after being tortured for
>>>>approximately 157 hours with the anal probe, Merv Griffith finally
>>>>revealed something about NetKKKopped!!11!!:
>>>>
>>>>>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>>>>>Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2000 23:22:51 +0100
>>>>>To: ab...@alt.net
>>>>>Subject: Malicious cross-posting: Netscape 6
>>>>>
>>>>>Please note continued abusive cross-posting by your user 'Merv Griffith'.
>>>>>Merv is now faking his 'From' address.  This is a clear violation of
>>>>>section 2 of your services agreement
>>>>
>>>>TIHS LOOKS LIKE TEH WORK OF SIMON STALIN.
>>>>
>>>>FUCKHEAD.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>http://www.altopia.com/detailedterms.htm
>>>>>
>>>>>I am unable to explain to your user that their posts are not wanted
>>>>>because I cannot trace their real email address.
>>>>>
>>>>>These groups:
>>>>>alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc,alt.games.half-life.tfclassic,alt.snetter
>>>>>Are all coordination groups for newsgroup invasions.
>>>>
>>>>WRGON!!
>>>>
>>>>alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc - tihs group is for dicsusion of teh urban
>>>>tfc foklore
>>>>
>>>>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic - tihs group is for discusion of
>>>>chin-slaves
>>>>
>>>>alt.snetter - tihs is b!llynosens froup serving teh opresed snetter
>>>>minority
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Two example posts from today's batch appended to this message.
>>>>>
>>>>>--------------------------- begin forwarded
>>>>>post ----------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>>From: "Merv Griffith" <me...@hotmail.com>
>>>>>Newsgroups:
>>>>>alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc,alt.games.half-life.tfclassic,
>>>>>alt.snetter,talk.politics.animals,alt.fan.adjective-army
>>>>>Subject: Re: Do rats have rights?
>>>>>Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2000 12:15:06 -0500
>>>>>Organization: Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - http://www.altopia.com
>>>>>Message-ID: <8cigt4$so6$0...@dosa.alt.net>
>>>>>References: <8c6a0r$glm$0...@dosa.alt.net>
>>>>><XBPF4.423$vg7....@news.total.net><38E7CA24...@vpop.dtn.ntl.com>
>>>>><QrKHRAAW...@wile.demon.co.uk><26759040...@news.snetter.f9.co.uk><
>>>>>7gqfesg0uhdrbokva...@4ax.com><dVSF4.4543$Nc2.120098@news3.cabl
>>>>>einet.net> <Qz9uuLABqK64EwoO@news.utb>
>>>>>X-Priority: 3
>>>>>X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
>>>>>X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200
>>>>>X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200
>>>>>Lines: 9
>>>>>
>>>>>Alright, let's get this thread going again..
>>>>>
>>>>>i personally have killed rats. They are disease-riddled vermin. They are
>>>>>disgusting. I would kill them all if i could.
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>Just call me Merv
>>>>
>>>>-- 
>>>>Ralph-O-Quotes:
>>>>
>>>>"Is this some sort of SICK joke?"
>>>> - Lisa Lowe (alt.tv.er)
>>>>
>>>>"Why are any of you wasting time on this idiot?"
>>>> - Tim (alt.tv.er)
>>>>
>>>>"Good gawly gowrsh. Who let this guy loose?"
>>>> - AJR (alt.fan.natalie-portman)
>>>>
>>>>"I personally can't see how a straight man could think Nat is ugly"
>>>> - Rev. Carroll D. Kraston (alt.fan.natalie-portman)
>>>>
>>>>"Only people who are, how you say, 'comme-ci comme-ca' would not
>>>> think natalie portman is hot" - rorscach (alt.fan.natalie-portman)
>>>>
>>>>"Well, we don't need you here to say Noah Wyle sucks."
>>>> - Adeline (alt.fan.noah-wyle)
>>>>
>>>>"My god, they're suicidal...  He crossposted alt.config!"
>>>> - Digityger (alt.www.webmaster)
>>>>
>>>>"Shutup dinkus" - Raymond Browne (alt.www.webmaster)
>>>>
>>>>"Hey!  I made the list!" - Digityger (alt.www.webmaster)
>>>>
>>>>"Hey, mine's there too!" - Raymond Browne (alt.www.webmaster)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>                      <YOUR NAME HERE???>
>>>>
>>>>  CALL ME A STUPID HEAD AND YOU TOO COULD MAKE THE LITS!!!11!!1!
>>>
>>>
>>>--
>>>It's appalling that people want pizza delivery and don't respect the service.
>>>--
>>>Do you know how to tip the pizza guy?
>>>Pizza Driver Homepage 
>>>http://ourworld.cs.com/pizzadryver
>
>Ya, those bastards netkkkopped me to, so I got altopia... now I am
>worry free to crosspost to anyone I want.. :)
>

Heh.  Newbie.


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