🚀 go-pugleaf

I need a gun, in case I'm ever locked out of my house.  Then I can get in,
and I will feel safer from criminals.  Yes indeed, it is my constitutional
right to be on my property, and to enter my property if I so choose.
Therefore I need a gun to get in, if the door is locked and I don't have a
key.  Some of my doors have multiple locks.  I would feel safer if I had an
automatic assualt rifle, so I could shoot each lock very very quickly, if I
was ever being chased by a criminal, and the door was locked, and I didn't
have a key.  Then, while I wait up all night for the locksmith to come and
fix the locks, I could guard my open house using the infrared scope on my
assault rifle to see in the dark.  If I didn't have this kind of weaponry, I
wouldn't feel safe...hey!  What's that?!  Someone is lurking between my
house and the neighbour's!  (BRRRRAP!!)  Take that you criminal!...oops,
Friday is bingo night for Mrs. Miller...