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Inspired more by the 3-week farce in the "Home Of The Brave"
than prejudice ..... Jokes That Prove The U.S. of A. is a
laughing stock.... :-)

Noteworthy Dates in Yank History:-
1917 - World War 1 begins...
1918 - when the USA won World War 1
1941 - World War 2 begins...
1945 - when the USA won World War 2

Q. Why do Yank women dislike sunbathing nude on the beach?
A. Theyre afraid GreenPeace will tow them back out to sea.

Q. Whats the difference between a Yank and a parrot?
A. One is loud, repetitive, and obnoxious, the other is a bird.

While driving along the track, two Redneck Yanks come to a
Bridge with a sign: "Clearance 12 feet". Jeb gets out to measure
his truck, which is 12 foot 4 inches high... then looks around
shiftily.... "Not a Cop in sight, C^mon, lets take a chance!!".

Q. How many Yanks does it take to change a light-bulb?.
A. 15. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs, four to
*comment* on how "funny-looking" the dark bulbs are, three
to hire a local "darkie" to change the bulb, two to take pictures,
and one to buy postcards in case the pictures dont come out.

Q. What do you call a field full of Yanks?
A. A vacant lot.

Q. What do you do when a Yank throws a hand-grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What does a Yank say when you ask him if his car indicator
is working??.
A. "Its off...its on.... Its off...its on.... Its off...its on....
Its off...its on.... Its off...its on...."

Pic of "typical" Yanks:
http://www.unm.edu/~litzapie/index.html

What did OJ Simpson say after his trial, (in one of the Yanks
most *respected* courts)?.
"Gee.... can I have my gloves back now??"

Q. Why do Yank bosses dislike workers coffee breaks?.
A. It takes too long to re-train them afterwards...

the best "Joke" of all..... GEORGE DUBYA "Kill the Retards" BUSH !!.....
     Edward...@MailAndNews.com

A little Yank boy and girl were playing, when the little girl
asked,"Do you wanna get undressed so we can play Doctor?".....
The little boy replied, "That's too old-fashioned"...
"Spit out your gum, I want to play President".......

A clever Yank, a dumb Yank, Father Christmas and the Easter
Bunny were walking along the road when they saw a $50 bill
on the ground. Who picked it up??.
The DUMB Yank, of course, the other three dont exist!.

Did you hear about the Yank who rented the video "20,000
Leagues under the sea" ??.
He said he loved Baseball, and was surprised there were
so many teams.

Q. Whats the best definition of a Yank?
A. Someone who knows how to bend the peak of a Baseball
hat six different ways.

On the Sixth Day God turned to Gabriel and said, "Today I am
going to create a land called *Canada*. It will be a land of
outstanding natural beauty, have majestic mountains full of
bears and eagles, beautiful lakes full of fish, forests full of
elk and moose, and I shall make that land rich in oil so all the
inhabitants shall prosper...."
"But Lord", said Gabriel, "Dont you think youre being just a
little *too* generous to these "Canadians" ???..."
God grinned..... "Not really.... just wait and see what sort of
*neighbours* theyre gonna get!".

Only in America!!!..
1. A Yank eating sugar-frosted,honey-coated,deep fat-fried
cheese sticks.... while drinking a Diet Coke!.
2. Bumper Stickers that say "Honk if you hate noise pollution"

Q. Whats a Yanks idea of a seven-course meal?.
A. A bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a six-pack of Bud.

NOT a Joke: Squabbling like kids over recounts, deciding whether
to include ALL the votes, and arguing about dimples in ballot
papers !! ;-)

Q. Why cant a Yank work as an Elevator Operator?
A. He might forget the route.

....and finally, the best "Joke" of all..... GEORGE "DUBYA" BUSH !!.....

Pic of "typical" Yanks:
http://www.unm.edu/~litzapie/index.html

  (c) Edward...@MailAndNews.com

ja...@star-trekkin.com


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