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Hey FuckFace,

You'd be Germany's bitch right now if it wasn't for the 'Yanks,' so stfu.

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<teal...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:8vdn27$91i$1@nnrp1.deja.com...
> Inspired more by the 3-week farce in the "Home Of The Brave"
> than prejudice ..... Jokes That Prove The U.S. of A. is a
> laughing stock.... :-)
>
> Noteworthy Dates in Yank History:-
> 1917 - World War 1 begins...
> 1918 - when the USA won World War 1
> 1941 - World War 2 begins...
> 1945 - when the USA won World War 2
>
> Q. Why do Yank women dislike sunbathing nude on the beach?
> A. Theyre afraid GreenPeace will tow them back out to sea.
>
> Q. Whats the difference between a Yank and a parrot?
> A. One is loud, repetitive, and obnoxious, the other is a bird.
>
> While driving along the track, two Redneck Yanks come to a
> Bridge with a sign: "Clearance 12 feet". Jeb gets out to measure
> his truck, which is 12 foot 4 inches high... then looks around
> shiftily.... "Not a Cop in sight, C^mon, lets take a chance!!".
>
> Q. How many Yanks does it take to change a light-bulb?.
> A. 15. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs, four to
> *comment* on how "funny-looking" the dark bulbs are, three
> to hire a local "darkie" to change the bulb, two to take pictures,
> and one to buy postcards in case the pictures dont come out.
>
> Q. What do you call a field full of Yanks?
> A. A vacant lot.
>
> Q. What do you do when a Yank throws a hand-grenade at you?
> A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
>
> Q. What does a Yank say when you ask him if his car indicator
> is working??.
> A. "Its off...its on.... Its off...its on.... Its off...its on....
> Its off...its on.... Its off...its on...."
>
> Pic of "typical" Yanks:
> http://www.unm.edu/~litzapie/index.html
>
> What did OJ Simpson say after his trial, (in one of the Yanks
> most *respected* courts)?.
> "Gee.... can I have my gloves back now??"
>
> Q. Why do Yank bosses dislike workers coffee breaks?.
> A. It takes too long to re-train them afterwards...
>
> the best "Joke" of all..... GEORGE DUBYA "Kill the Retards" BUSH !!.....
>      Edward...@MailAndNews.com
>
> A little Yank boy and girl were playing, when the little girl
> asked,"Do you wanna get undressed so we can play Doctor?".....
> The little boy replied, "That's too old-fashioned"...
> "Spit out your gum, I want to play President".......
>
> A clever Yank, a dumb Yank, Father Christmas and the Easter
> Bunny were walking along the road when they saw a $50 bill
> on the ground. Who picked it up??.
> The DUMB Yank, of course, the other three dont exist!.
>
> Did you hear about the Yank who rented the video "20,000
> Leagues under the sea" ??.
> He said he loved Baseball, and was surprised there were
> so many teams.
>
> Q. Whats the best definition of a Yank?
> A. Someone who knows how to bend the peak of a Baseball
> hat six different ways.
>
> On the Sixth Day God turned to Gabriel and said, "Today I am
> going to create a land called *Canada*. It will be a land of
> outstanding natural beauty, have majestic mountains full of
> bears and eagles, beautiful lakes full of fish, forests full of
> elk and moose, and I shall make that land rich in oil so all the
> inhabitants shall prosper...."
> "But Lord", said Gabriel, "Dont you think youre being just a
> little *too* generous to these "Canadians" ???..."
> God grinned..... "Not really.... just wait and see what sort of
> *neighbours* theyre gonna get!".
>
> Only in America!!!..
> 1. A Yank eating sugar-frosted,honey-coated,deep fat-fried
> cheese sticks.... while drinking a Diet Coke!.
> 2. Bumper Stickers that say "Honk if you hate noise pollution"
>
> Q. Whats a Yanks idea of a seven-course meal?.
> A. A bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a six-pack of Bud.
>
> NOT a Joke: Squabbling like kids over recounts, deciding whether
> to include ALL the votes, and arguing about dimples in ballot
> papers !! ;-)
>
> Q. Why cant a Yank work as an Elevator Operator?
> A. He might forget the route.
>
> ....and finally, the best "Joke" of all..... GEORGE "DUBYA" BUSH !!.....
>
> Pic of "typical" Yanks:
> http://www.unm.edu/~litzapie/index.html
>
>   (c) Edward...@MailAndNews.com
>
> ja...@star-trekkin.com
>
>
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