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Noteworthy Dates in Yank History:-
1917 - World War 1 begins...and Germany sends over 1,000,000 troops from the
eastern front where the Russians surrendered. We decide to enter a
war(western europe's war over imperialism and the "goods" to be had in
africa and asia..tsktsk it's the white man's burden old chap))not involving
us, that now the french and brits were going to lose.
1918 - when the USA won World War 1..we start bringing home the 2,000,000+
troops
1941 - World War 2 begins...same shit as before, but over the goods again(oh
yeah almost forgot lendlease and endless convoys of food and weapons before
we were in the war to brits and russians,again) and by the
unreasonable/impossible demands made by the treaty of versailles(by the
brits and french, revenge will bite you in the ass every time) and primarily
brought in by the japanese, not europe
1945 - when the USA won World War 2... when we did win the war..us.. umm..
no we didnt want germany to win the war, and if we hadnt gotten in it would
have...europes ass was kicked and russia only did well later because of all
the materiel we shipped in and the fact that we presented a second then a
third front after we sent over the MILLIONS of troops, and paid for it and
manufactured it and got it there.. englands ass was kicked.. continental
europes ass was kicked and occupied..russia was goin down.. the pacific we
pretty much did on our own..
2000 -  Europe finally recovering from small gene pool, mostly those unfit
for military service.. all thats left after 2 world wars that they would of
lost if we hadnt saved their asses after kicking their asses in 2 other wars



teal...@my-deja.com wrote:

> Inspired more by the 3-week farce in the "Home Of The Brave"
> than prejudice ..... Jokes That Prove The U.S. of A. is a
> laughing stock.... :-)
>
> Noteworthy Dates in Yank History:-
> 1917 - World War 1 begins...
> 1918 - when the USA won World War 1
> 1941 - World War 2 begins...
> 1945 - when the USA won World War 2
>
> Q. Why do Yank women dislike sunbathing nude on the beach?
> A. Theyre afraid GreenPeace will tow them back out to sea.
>
> Q. Whats the difference between a Yank and a parrot?
> A. One is loud, repetitive, and obnoxious, the other is a bird.
>
> While driving along the track, two Redneck Yanks come to a
> Bridge with a sign: "Clearance 12 feet". Jeb gets out to measure
> his truck, which is 12 foot 4 inches high... then looks around
> shiftily.... "Not a Cop in sight, C^mon, lets take a chance!!".
>
> Q. How many Yanks does it take to change a light-bulb?.
> A. 15. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs, four to
> *comment* on how "funny-looking" the dark bulbs are, three
> to hire a local "darkie" to change the bulb, two to take pictures,
> and one to buy postcards in case the pictures dont come out.
>
> Q. What do you call a field full of Yanks?
> A. A vacant lot.
>
> Q. What do you do when a Yank throws a hand-grenade at you?
> A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
>
> Q. What does a Yank say when you ask him if his car indicator
> is working??.
> A. "Its off...its on.... Its off...its on.... Its off...its on....
> Its off...its on.... Its off...its on...."
>
> Pic of "typical" Yanks:
> http://www.unm.edu/~litzapie/index.html
>
> What did OJ Simpson say after his trial, (in one of the Yanks
> most *respected* courts)?.
> "Gee.... can I have my gloves back now??"
>
> Q. Why do Yank bosses dislike workers coffee breaks?.
> A. It takes too long to re-train them afterwards...
>
> the best "Joke" of all..... GEORGE DUBYA "Kill the Retards" BUSH !!.....
>      Edward...@MailAndNews.com
>
> A little Yank boy and girl were playing, when the little girl
> asked,"Do you wanna get undressed so we can play Doctor?".....
> The little boy replied, "That's too old-fashioned"...
> "Spit out your gum, I want to play President".......
>
> A clever Yank, a dumb Yank, Father Christmas and the Easter
> Bunny were walking along the road when they saw a $50 bill
> on the ground. Who picked it up??.
> The DUMB Yank, of course, the other three dont exist!.
>
> Did you hear about the Yank who rented the video "20,000
> Leagues under the sea" ??.
> He said he loved Baseball, and was surprised there were
> so many teams.
>
> Q. Whats the best definition of a Yank?
> A. Someone who knows how to bend the peak of a Baseball
> hat six different ways.
>
> On the Sixth Day God turned to Gabriel and said, "Today I am
> going to create a land called *Canada*. It will be a land of
> outstanding natural beauty, have majestic mountains full of
> bears and eagles, beautiful lakes full of fish, forests full of
> elk and moose, and I shall make that land rich in oil so all the
> inhabitants shall prosper...."
> "But Lord", said Gabriel, "Dont you think youre being just a
> little *too* generous to these "Canadians" ???..."
> God grinned..... "Not really.... just wait and see what sort of
> *neighbours* theyre gonna get!".
>
> Only in America!!!..
> 1. A Yank eating sugar-frosted,honey-coated,deep fat-fried
> cheese sticks.... while drinking a Diet Coke!.
> 2. Bumper Stickers that say "Honk if you hate noise pollution"
>
> Q. Whats a Yanks idea of a seven-course meal?.
> A. A bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a six-pack of Bud.
>
> NOT a Joke: Squabbling like kids over recounts, deciding whether
> to include ALL the votes, and arguing about dimples in ballot
> papers !! ;-)
>
> Q. Why cant a Yank work as an Elevator Operator?
> A. He might forget the route.
>
> ....and finally, the best "Joke" of all..... GEORGE "DUBYA" BUSH !!.....
>
> Pic of "typical" Yanks:
> http://www.unm.edu/~litzapie/index.html
>
>   (c) Edward...@MailAndNews.com
>
> ja...@star-trekkin.com
>
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