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Started by Hans-Marc Olsen
Sat, 20 Nov 2004 20:33
Quake will be outlawed soon ! ! !
Author: Hans-Marc Olsen
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 20:33
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 20:33
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I'm a time-traveller from the future and I must tell you, that bruta and bloody games will be outlawed in 2006, worldwide, because they turn kids and adults into mass-murdering psychos. Everyone owning such games will be arrested and executed !
Re: Quake will be outlawed soon ! ! !
Author: Myrmidon
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 05:47
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 05:47
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Hello Use-net fans. Time once again for another round of 'Tardspiel to English' follies. Here we go, lets fire up the 'Tardspiel to English' language parser... <begin Tardspiel translation sub-routines...> > Hans-Marc Olsen, mallet_riveter@yahoo.co.in Varfed out the following in Timo speak... > I'm a time-traveller from the future and I must tell you, that bruta > and bloody games will be outlawed in 2006, worldwide, because they > turn kids and adults into mass-murdering psychos. > > Everyone owning such games will be arrested and executed ! > Hi - I'm Hans-Marc Olsen (and right off the bat I'm in serious trouble because my parents couldn't even decide on a single first name for me). And I'd like to decry violent games - of course I'd like to do it in a manner that marks me as a total drooling moron no-talent ass-clown. So please, pay attention while I flounder about Use-net like your typical AOLuser. And please tune in next time when I try out the new and improved money saving home 'Do it yourself Lobotomy' kit and the 'Self-sterilization with a Fork' kit. <end Tardspiel translation sub-routines...> Well, isn't that *special*? Thanks for sharing that touching thought with us there Billy-Hans-Marc-Joe-Jim-Bob. (And no, that doesn't mean keep touching yourself. In other words - both hands on the key board there Sparky!) Really though Hans, or Marc, or whatever the voices are telling you to call yourself this week - try doing humanity a favor and using kit #2 *BEFORE* you try out kit #1. Myrmidon (And science used to think that Nature abhorred a vaccum - instead Nature apparently fausts them all off on Use-net instead.)
Re: Quake will be outlawed soon ! ! !
Author: RocketGuy
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 12:33
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 12:33
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Consider visiting a doctor. "Hans-Marc Olsen" <mallet_riveter@yahoo.co.in> wrote in message news:e1cc8b8.0411201233.4cc7f6ce@posting.google.com... > I'm a time-traveller from the future and I must tell you, that bruta > and bloody games will be outlawed in 2006, worldwide, because they > turn kids and adults into mass-murdering psychos. > > Everyone owning such games will be arrested and executed !
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