🚀 go-pugleaf

Hello Use-net fans.  Time once again for another round of 'Tardspiel to 
English' follies.  Here we go, lets fire up the 'Tardspiel to English' 
language parser...

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> Hans-Marc Olsen, mallet_riveter@yahoo.co.in Varfed out the following in Timo speak...
> I'm a time-traveller from the future and I must tell you, that bruta
> and bloody games will be outlawed in 2006, worldwide, because they
> turn kids and adults into mass-murdering psychos.
> 
> Everyone owning such games will be arrested and executed !
> 

Hi - I'm Hans-Marc Olsen (and right off the bat I'm in serious trouble 
because my parents couldn't even decide on a single first name for me).  
And I'd like to decry violent games - of course I'd like to do it in a 
manner that marks me as a total drooling moron no-talent ass-clown.  So 
please, pay attention while I flounder about Use-net like your typical 
AOLuser.

And please tune in next time when I try out the new and improved money 
saving home 'Do it yourself Lobotomy' kit and the 'Self-sterilization 
with a Fork' kit.

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	Well, isn't that *special*?  Thanks for sharing that touching 
thought with us there Billy-Hans-Marc-Joe-Jim-Bob.  (And no, that 
doesn't mean keep touching yourself.  In other words - both hands on the 
key board there Sparky!)  Really though Hans, or Marc, or whatever the 
voices are telling you to call yourself this week - try doing humanity a 
favor and using kit #2 *BEFORE* you try out kit #1.  


	Myrmidon

(And science used to think that Nature abhorred a vaccum - instead 
Nature apparently fausts them all off on Use-net instead.)