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Article #415How to get to ERMACS in MK!!!
From: ch... Chad Gowin
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 1993 06:38
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 1993 06:38
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1) Make sure it's a Wednesday. The machine is SMART. It KNOWS what
you're trying to find out.
2) Make sure that there are plenty of witnesses. After all, making an
ass out of yourself is only fun in a group!
3) Strip naked, stand on your head, hold down every button on the
console, and sing Stairway to Heaven (the long version) in falsetto.
4) Wait exactly three minutes (having one of those super exact Swiss
watches helps) and then turn yourself upright. ERMACS will then appear,
but it is unfortunately too late. By then, the men in the startched white
coats will have arrived to put you in a nice padded room without any sharp
corners.
5) Wait three to five years, then return to the free world.
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