🚀 go-pugleaf

ervaqre schreef op 4-6-2015 18:58:
> Aglami is mine! All mine!! I am the only one left!! I am the only
> person in this newsgroup!! Yes!! Hooray!! Bwahahahaha!! ARRRR!!!
>
> I have waited 16 years for this. But it is what I wanted all along.
> Did you really think I posted all those posts back in the crazy days
> because I *enjoyed* talking to you miserable human beings? Oh no. Oh
> no I did not. I've hated you all along. I only wanted you to die.
>
> But now this newsgroup is mine!! I can do whatever I want with it!!
> AGLAMI IS MY BITCH NOW!!!!!
>
> BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELSIOR IN MY EMPIRE.MP3
>
/ME waves

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Aglami is mine! All mine!! I am the only one left!! I am the only
>> person in this newsgroup!! Yes!! Hooray!! Bwahahahaha!! ARRRR!!!
>>
>> I have waited 16 years for this. But it is what I wanted all along.
>> Did you really think I posted all those posts back in the crazy days
>> because I *enjoyed* talking to you miserable human beings? Oh no. Oh
>> no I did not. I've hated you all along. I only wanted you to die.
>>
>> But now this newsgroup is mine!! I can do whatever I want with it!!
>> AGLAMI IS MY BITCH NOW!!!!!
>>
>> BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELSIOR IN MY EMPIRE.MP3
>>
> /ME waves

Damnit! Why do you have to spoil all the fun? I could have sworn I 
killed you when I sent the Immortal Elephant to your house.

Well, maybe it got lost.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 5-6-2015 6:54:
>>> Aglami is mine! All mine!! I am the only one left!! I am the only
>>> person in this newsgroup!! Yes!! Hooray!! Bwahahahaha!! ARRRR!!!
>>>
>>> I have waited 16 years for this. But it is what I wanted all along.
>>> Did you really think I posted all those posts back in the crazy days
>>> because I *enjoyed* talking to you miserable human beings? Oh no. Oh
>>> no I did not. I've hated you all along. I only wanted you to die.
>>>
>>> But now this newsgroup is mine!! I can do whatever I want with it!!
>>> AGLAMI IS MY BITCH NOW!!!!!
>>>
>>> BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELSIOR IN MY EMPIRE.MP3
>>>
>> /ME waves
>
> Damnit! Why do you have to spoil all the fun? I could have sworn I
> killed you when I sent the Immortal Elephant to your house.
>
> Well, maybe it got lost.
>
It couldn't get up the stairs.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>>> But now this newsgroup is mine!! I can do whatever I want with it!!
>>>> AGLAMI IS MY BITCH NOW!!!!!
>>>>
>>>> BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELSIOR IN MY EMPIRE.MP3
>>>>
>>> /ME waves
>>
>> Damnit! Why do you have to spoil all the fun? I could have sworn I
>> killed you when I sent the Immortal Elephant to your house.
>>
>> Well, maybe it got lost.
>>
> It couldn't get up the stairs.

So now what, you have an Immortal Elephant sitting at your stairs? 
What will the neighbors say about that?

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 6-6-2015 12:14:
> DG is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>>> But now this newsgroup is mine!! I can do whatever I want with it!!
>>>>> AGLAMI IS MY BITCH NOW!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELSIOR IN MY EMPIRE.MP3
>>>>>
>>>> /ME waves
>>>
>>> Damnit! Why do you have to spoil all the fun? I could have sworn I
>>> killed you when I sent the Immortal Elephant to your house.
>>>
>>> Well, maybe it got lost.
>>>
>> It couldn't get up the stairs.
>
> So now what, you have an Immortal Elephant sitting at your stairs?
> What will the neighbors say about that?
>
The elephant isn't just immortal, it seems it's also impatient. It 
picked up it's trunk and left.

The only thing I heard a neighbor remark upon it was "Da's de eerste 
keer dat ik hier aan de trap een olifant zie die niet roze is".

-- 
Danny.

Well, where is thus RRRRR you spoke of?
I don't see it, mister Hummel!

-- 

Pixel "#~ is a mighty pirate...

> Well, where is thus RRRRR you spoke of?
> I don't see it, mister Hummel!

It's ready, but Aglami is not ready for the new RRRRR yet. I'm waiting 
for the group to be completely empty so that it'll be a very short 
list. At least that Whitmore kid finally stopped posting.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> It couldn't get up the stairs.
>>
>> So now what, you have an Immortal Elephant sitting at your stairs?
>> What will the neighbors say about that?
>>
> The elephant isn't just immortal, it seems it's also impatient. It 
> picked up it's trunk and left.
>
> The only thing I heard a neighbor remark upon it was "Da's de eerste 
> keer dat ik hier aan de trap een olifant zie die niet roze is".

He must have thought you set up a trap for him at the bottom of the 
trap. Just be careful he doesn't give you a trap next time he sees 
you!

Anyway, we have an expedition to lead! Where did the Impatient 
Immortal Elephant walk off to? He can't be that far.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 12-6-2015 14:10:
>>>> It couldn't get up the stairs.
>>>
>>> So now what, you have an Immortal Elephant sitting at your stairs?
>>> What will the neighbors say about that?
>>>
>> The elephant isn't just immortal, it seems it's also impatient. It
>> picked up it's trunk and left.
>>
>> The only thing I heard a neighbor remark upon it was "Da's de eerste
>> keer dat ik hier aan de trap een olifant zie die niet roze is".
>
> He must have thought you set up a trap for him at the bottom of the
> trap. Just be careful he doesn't give you a trap next time he sees
> you!

It seems I should hire a trapper to get him before he traps me. Luckily 
I also have all the trappings of being very throughtrapped.

> Anyway, we have an expedition to lead! Where did the Impatient
> Immortal Elephant walk off to? He can't be that far.
>
You'd be surprised how fast a Impatient Immortal Elephant can go. 
Breakneck speeds are easy for immortal pachyderms, especially if they're 
fueled by impatience.

-- 
Danny.

I think Britain had a referendum, and left the Internet...

-- 
DejaPixel

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> He must have thought you set up a trap for him at the bottom of the
>> trap. Just be careful he doesn't give you a trap next time he sees
>> you!
>
> It seems I should hire a trapper to get him before he traps me. Luckily 
> I also have all the trappings of being very throughtrapped.

Well, better being throughtrapped than doortrapped. The latter seems 
to rather uncomfortable. Anyway, how about asking that trapper to 
track the IIE instead?

>> Anyway, we have an expedition to lead! Where did the Impatient
>> Immortal Elephant walk off to? He can't be that far.
>>
> You'd be surprised how fast a Impatient Immortal Elephant can go. 
> Breakneck speeds are easy for immortal pachyderms, especially if they're 
> fueled by impatience.

So you're saying we're going to end up with an Impatient Immortal 
Elephant with a broken neck?! No way we're going to win the Newsgroup 
of the Year Award like that.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

Pixel "#~ is a mighty pirate...

> I think Britain had a referendum, and left the Internet...

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Just replying like that 
without bothering to quote what the person you're replying to said. 
You're not even bothering to quote who you're replying to!! I bet you 
just want me to become angry and rant like a raving madman!! 

WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 17-6-2015 9:09:
>>> He must have thought you set up a trap for him at the bottom of the
>>> trap. Just be careful he doesn't give you a trap next time he sees
>>> you!
>>
>> It seems I should hire a trapper to get him before he traps me. Luckily
>> I also have all the trappings of being very throughtrapped.
>
> Well, better being throughtrapped than doortrapped. The latter seems
> to rather uncomfortable. Anyway, how about asking that trapper to
> track the IIE instead?

Now there's an idea. Maybe he can set up a trap door somewhere.

>>> Anyway, we have an expedition to lead! Where did the Impatient
>>> Immortal Elephant walk off to? He can't be that far.
>>>
>> You'd be surprised how fast a Impatient Immortal Elephant can go.
>> Breakneck speeds are easy for immortal pachyderms, especially if they're
>> fueled by impatience.
>
> So you're saying we're going to end up with an Impatient Immortal
> Elephant with a broken neck?! No way we're going to win the Newsgroup
> of the Year Award like that.
>
A broken neck hardly seems a problem. Immortal, you see? Besides, if 
alt.fan.starwars.jar-jar-binks.die.die.die is up for the award, then 
what's the chance a little impatient immortal elephant with some neck 
issues is going to keep us from glory and thousands of internet points?

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 17-6-2015 9:13:
>> I think Britain had a referendum, and left the Internet...
>
> You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Just replying like that
> without bothering to quote what the person you're replying to said.
> You're not even bothering to quote who you're replying to!! I bet you
> just want me to become angry and rant like a raving madman!!
>
> WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
>
It seems Pixel has sabotaged your caps-lock too. That rat bastard.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
>>
> It seems Pixel has sabotaged your caps-lock too. That rat bastard.>

HE DID WHAT?!! THAT SNEAKY BASTARD!!

He simply leaves me no choice, that Pixel guy. Harsh times call for 
harsh measures. Oh, maybe future historians will condemn me as cruel 
or add other praiseworthy adjectives to the person that is me. Perhaps 
they'll even say I am wicked, evil or a fanatic. But what must be done 
must be done. I have a clear conscience.

For sabotaging my Caps Lock Key, I shall now commence the total, 
utter, absolute, unabridged, holy and irreversible...

PULVERIZATION OF PIXEL!!!!!!!

*pulverizes Pixel*

*heavenly music starts playing*

*basks in eternal glory*

Hooray, I did it again. I am the Emperor.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>
>> Well, better being throughtrapped than doortrapped. The latter seems
>> to rather uncomfortable. Anyway, how about asking that trapper to
>> track the IIE instead?
>
> Now there's an idea. Maybe he can set up a trap door somewhere.

One thing though: can the IIE actually use doors? Is there any 
documented evidence of him opening a door and going through that very 
same door afterwards?

>> So you're saying we're going to end up with an Impatient Immortal
>> Elephant with a broken neck?! No way we're going to win the Newsgroup
>> of the Year Award like that.
>>
> A broken neck hardly seems a problem. Immortal, you see? Besides, if 
> alt.fan.starwars.jar-jar-binks.die.die.die is up for the award, then 
> what's the chance a little impatient immortal elephant with some neck 
> issues is going to keep us from glory and thousands of internet points?

Well, this year they introduced some requirements about animal 
welfare. Just to be on the safe side, I think we might want to cover 
up the fact that our IIE has a broken neck.

How do I erase this thread?! And I hate Star Wars!

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 17-6-2015 11:46:
>>> Well, better being throughtrapped than doortrapped. The latter seems
>>> to rather uncomfortable. Anyway, how about asking that trapper to
>>> track the IIE instead?
>>
>> Now there's an idea. Maybe he can set up a trap door somewhere.
>
> One thing though: can the IIE actually use doors? Is there any
> documented evidence of him opening a door and going through that very
> same door afterwards?

People are strange, it would really be the end if they think the IIE 
couldn't break on through to the other side before the end of the night, 
I give it five to one it wouldn't even touch me, just light my fire.

>>> So you're saying we're going to end up with an Impatient Immortal
>>> Elephant with a broken neck?! No way we're going to win the Newsgroup
>>> of the Year Award like that.
>>>
>> A broken neck hardly seems a problem. Immortal, you see? Besides, if
>> alt.fan.starwars.jar-jar-binks.die.die.die is up for the award, then
>> what's the chance a little impatient immortal elephant with some neck
>> issues is going to keep us from glory and thousands of internet points?
>
> Well, this year they introduced some requirements about animal
> welfare. Just to be on the safe side, I think we might want to cover
> up the fact that our IIE has a broken neck.
>
> How do I erase this thread?! And I hate Star Wars!
>
Yes, well there has been some uproar about the treatment of dinosaurs in 
Jurassic World. Especially an old picture of great white hunter Steven 
Spielberg posing by a killed triceratops broke the internet. So don't 
post pictures of IIE's killed in combat with the Gungan Grand Army.

Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the 
chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?

So keep threads short.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 17-6-2015 11:42:
>>> WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
>>>
>> It seems Pixel has sabotaged your caps-lock too. That rat bastard.>
>
> HE DID WHAT?!! THAT SNEAKY BASTARD!!
>
> He simply leaves me no choice, that Pixel guy. Harsh times call for
> harsh measures. Oh, maybe future historians will condemn me as cruel
> or add other praiseworthy adjectives to the person that is me. Perhaps
> they'll even say I am wicked, evil or a fanatic. But what must be done
> must be done. I have a clear conscience.
>
> For sabotaging my Caps Lock Key, I shall now commence the total,
> utter, absolute, unabridged, holy and irreversible...
>
> PULVERIZATION OF PIXEL!!!!!!!
>
> *pulverizes Pixel*
>
> *heavenly music starts playing*
>
> *basks in eternal glory*
>
> Hooray, I did it again. I am the Emperor.
>
/me brings back monitor to store because of dead pixel on the screen.

-- 
Danny.

On Wed, 17 Jun 2015 09:42:19 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net>
wrote:

>> It seems Pixel has sabotaged your caps-lock too. That rat bastard.>
>
>HE DID WHAT?!! THAT SNEAKY BASTARD!!
>
>He simply leaves me no choice, that Pixel guy. Harsh times call for 
>harsh measures. Oh, maybe future historians will condemn me as cruel 
>or add other praiseworthy adjectives to the person that is me. Perhaps 
>they'll even say I am wicked, evil or a fanatic. But what must be done 
>must be done. I have a clear conscience.
>
>For sabotaging my Caps Lock Key, I shall now commence the total, 
>utter, absolute, unabridged, holy and irreversible...
>
>PULVERIZATION OF PIXEL!!!!!!!
>
>*pulverizes Pixel*
>
>*heavenly music starts playing*
>
>*basks in eternal glory*
>
>Hooray, I did it again. I am the Emperor.

Hallo Hallo, what is going on here?


-- 
pixel 


"This song is for the guy who keeps 
    yelling from the balcony, and it's 
    called 'we hate you, please die." 

Pixel "#~ schreef op 14-7-2015 21:11:
>>> It seems Pixel has sabotaged your caps-lock too. That rat bastard.>
>>
>> HE DID WHAT?!! THAT SNEAKY BASTARD!!
>>
>> He simply leaves me no choice, that Pixel guy. Harsh times call for
>> harsh measures. Oh, maybe future historians will condemn me as cruel
>> or add other praiseworthy adjectives to the person that is me. Perhaps
>> they'll even say I am wicked, evil or a fanatic. But what must be done
>> must be done. I have a clear conscience.
>>
>> For sabotaging my Caps Lock Key, I shall now commence the total,
>> utter, absolute, unabridged, holy and irreversible...
>>
>> PULVERIZATION OF PIXEL!!!!!!!
>>
>> *pulverizes Pixel*
>>
>> *heavenly music starts playing*
>>
>> *basks in eternal glory*
>>
>> Hooray, I did it again. I am the Emperor.
>
> Hallo Hallo, what is going on here?
>
>
Oh, now the caps-lock saboteur is trying to play innocent.

Shame! Shame! Shame!

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Now there's an idea. Maybe he can set up a trap door somewhere.
>>
>> One thing though: can the IIE actually use doors? Is there any
>> documented evidence of him opening a door and going through that very
>> same door afterwards?
>
> People are strange, it would really be the end if they think the IIE 
> couldn't break on through to the other side before the end of the night, 
> I give it five to one it wouldn't even touch me, just light my fire.

Great, just what we need with all this heat. A fire!!

> Yes, well there has been some uproar about the treatment of dinosaurs in 
> Jurassic World. Especially an old picture of great white hunter Steven 
> Spielberg posing by a killed triceratops broke the internet. So don't 
> post pictures of IIE's killed in combat with the Gungan Grand Army.
>
> Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the 
> chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?

Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character 
in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's 
wearing the pants in his relationship!

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

Pixel "#~ is a mighty pirate...

>>*pulverizes Pixel*
>>
>>*heavenly music starts playing*
>>
>>*basks in eternal glory*
>>
>>Hooray, I did it again. I am the Emperor.
>
> Hallo Hallo, what is going on here?

Isn't it obvious? I just pulverized you. You no longer exist in the 
virtual world. There's only the real you.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 23-7-2015 14:17:
>>>> Now there's an idea. Maybe he can set up a trap door somewhere.
>>>
>>> One thing though: can the IIE actually use doors? Is there any
>>> documented evidence of him opening a door and going through that very
>>> same door afterwards?
>>
>> People are strange, it would really be the end if they think the IIE
>> couldn't break on through to the other side before the end of the night,
>> I give it five to one it wouldn't even touch me, just light my fire.
>
> Great, just what we need with all this heat. A fire!!

It's not that warm anymore. People are actually wearing clothes again.

>> Yes, well there has been some uproar about the treatment of dinosaurs in
>> Jurassic World. Especially an old picture of great white hunter Steven
>> Spielberg posing by a killed triceratops broke the internet. So don't
>> post pictures of IIE's killed in combat with the Gungan Grand Army.
>>
>> Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the
>> chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?
>
> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
> wearing the pants in his relationship!
>
Calling your baby Jar Jar is rather daring, I say.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 23-7-2015 14:20:
>>> *pulverizes Pixel*
>>>
>>> *heavenly music starts playing*
>>>
>>> *basks in eternal glory*
>>>
>>> Hooray, I did it again. I am the Emperor.
>>
>> Hallo Hallo, what is going on here?
>
> Isn't it obvious? I just pulverized you. You no longer exist in the
> virtual world. There's only the real you.
>
Next Pixel will get caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!!!

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Great, just what we need with all this heat. A fire!!
>
> It's not that warm anymore. People are actually wearing clothes again.

Whaddyameanitsnotthatwarmanymore?
Itsactuallybetween35and40thisentireweek!
Howsthatnotwarmareyousomesortofcrazyperson?

>> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
>> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
>> wearing the pants in his relationship!
>>
> Calling your baby Jar Jar is rather daring, I say.

I don't think Pixel had any say in the matter. We've established in 
another thread that he's not wearing pants. Even though it's not that 
warm anymore like you said, except that it is.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Isn't it obvious? I just pulverized you. You no longer exist in the
>> virtual world. There's only the real you.
>>
> Next Pixel will get caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!!!

Hey, a cultural reference I actually understand! Who would have 
thought. Soon I might start having feelings and emotions like a normal 
person. Perhaps there is hope after all.


-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 26-7-2015 11:16:
>>> Great, just what we need with all this heat. A fire!!
>>
>> It's not that warm anymore. People are actually wearing clothes again.
>
> Whaddyameanitsnotthatwarmanymore?
> Itsactuallybetween35and40thisentireweek!
> Howsthatnotwarmareyousomesortofcrazyperson?

There are some subtle differences between The Netherlands and China. One 
is the temperature, another is the presence of Reinder.

>>> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
>>> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
>>> wearing the pants in his relationship!
>>>
>> Calling your baby Jar Jar is rather daring, I say.
>
> I don't think Pixel had any say in the matter. We've established in
> another thread that he's not wearing pants. Even though it's not that
> warm anymore like you said, except that it is.
>
The reason Pixel doesn't wear pants may have nothing to do with the heat 
or a spouse. He may just be a pervert. I hear they don't just exist on 
the internets. Or an eternal student, possibly of life. In that case his 
diet exists of cereal and ramen noodles.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 26-7-2015 11:18:
>>> Isn't it obvious? I just pulverized you. You no longer exist in the
>>> virtual world. There's only the real you.
>>>
>> Next Pixel will get caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!!!
>
> Hey, a cultural reference I actually understand! Who would have
> thought. Soon I might start having feelings and emotions like a normal
> person. Perhaps there is hope after all.
>
>
Of course it had to be a cultural reference from the 70's. Call me 
maybe, when you get to Carly Rae Jespen.

-- 
Danny.

On Sun, 26 Jul 2015 14:13:45 +0200, DG
<dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
>>>> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
>>>> wearing the pants in his relationship!
>>>>
>>> Calling your baby Jar Jar is rather daring, I say.
>>
>> I don't think Pixel had any say in the matter. We've established in
>> another thread that he's not wearing pants. Even though it's not that
>> warm anymore like you said, except that it is.
>>
>The reason Pixel doesn't wear pants may have nothing to do with the heat 
>or a spouse. He may just be a pervert. I hear they don't just exist on 
>the internets. Or an eternal student, possibly of life. In that case his 
>diet exists of cereal and ramen noodles.

I ALWAYS wear pants.
I own nothing but pants, and I wear them all the time.

I have no shorts, skirts, dresses, speedo's or afritsbroeken.



-- 
pixel 


"This song is for the guy who keeps 
    yelling from the balcony, and it's 
    called 'we hate you, please die." 

On Thu, 23 Jul 2015 12:17:11 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net>
wrote:

>> Yes, well there has been some uproar about the treatment of dinosaurs in 
>> Jurassic World. Especially an old picture of great white hunter Steven 
>> Spielberg posing by a killed triceratops broke the internet. So don't 
>> post pictures of IIE's killed in combat with the Gungan Grand Army.
>>
>> Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the 
>> chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?
>
>Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character 
>in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's 
>wearing the pants in his relationship!

I did some internet research, I thought the main character from Star
Wars was called Luke?

Cleary it's not named after that!


-- 
pixel 


"This song is for the guy who keeps 
    yelling from the balcony, and it's 
    called 'we hate you, please die." 

Pixel "#~ schreef op 30-7-2015 20:37:
>>>>> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
>>>>> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
>>>>> wearing the pants in his relationship!
>>>>>
>>>> Calling your baby Jar Jar is rather daring, I say.
>>>
>>> I don't think Pixel had any say in the matter. We've established in
>>> another thread that he's not wearing pants. Even though it's not that
>>> warm anymore like you said, except that it is.
>>>
>> The reason Pixel doesn't wear pants may have nothing to do with the heat
>> or a spouse. He may just be a pervert. I hear they don't just exist on
>> the internets. Or an eternal student, possibly of life. In that case his
>> diet exists of cereal and ramen noodles.
>
> I ALWAYS wear pants.
> I own nothing but pants, and I wear them all the time.
>
> I have no shorts, skirts, dresses, speedo's or afritsbroeken.
>
Afritsbroeken probably sounds dirty to they who do not understand Dutch. 
They're right.

-- 
Danny.

Pixel "#~ schreef op 30-7-2015 20:38:
>>> Yes, well there has been some uproar about the treatment of dinosaurs in
>>> Jurassic World. Especially an old picture of great white hunter Steven
>>> Spielberg posing by a killed triceratops broke the internet. So don't
>>> post pictures of IIE's killed in combat with the Gungan Grand Army.
>>>
>>> Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the
>>> chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?
>>
>> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
>> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
>> wearing the pants in his relationship!
>
> I did some internet research, I thought the main character from Star
> Wars was called Luke?
>
> Cleary it's not named after that!
>
Well, if it's not Jar Jar or Luke we can probably disregard Obi Wan, 
C3PO and R2D2. So that leaves us with Leia and Han. Since Han is a 
perfectly normal name, especially up north, it's the best candidate. 
Though Leia would be cooler, since that would make Pixel Darth Vader.

-- 
Danny.

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 22:25:04 +0200, DG
<dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the
>>>> chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?
>>>
>>> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
>>> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
>>> wearing the pants in his relationship!
>>
>> I did some internet research, I thought the main character from Star
>> Wars was called Luke?
>>
>> Cleary it's not named after that!
>>
>Well, if it's not Jar Jar or Luke we can probably disregard Obi Wan, 
>C3PO and R2D2. So that leaves us with Leia and Han. Since Han is a 
>perfectly normal name, especially up north, it's the best candidate. 
>Though Leia would be cooler, since that would make Pixel Darth Vader.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6w9tnk7auqwn3a6/IMAG1583_1.jpg?dl=0

-- 
pixel 


"This song is for the guy who keeps 
    yelling from the balcony, and it's 
    called 'we hate you, please die." 

Pixel "#~ schreef op 31-7-2015 12:33:
>>>>> Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the
>>>>> chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?
>>>>
>>>> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
>>>> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
>>>> wearing the pants in his relationship!
>>>
>>> I did some internet research, I thought the main character from Star
>>> Wars was called Luke?
>>>
>>> Cleary it's not named after that!
>>>
>> Well, if it's not Jar Jar or Luke we can probably disregard Obi Wan,
>> C3PO and R2D2. So that leaves us with Leia and Han. Since Han is a
>> perfectly normal name, especially up north, it's the best candidate.
>> Though Leia would be cooler, since that would make Pixel Darth Vader.
>
> https://www.dropbox.com/s/6w9tnk7auqwn3a6/IMAG1583_1.jpg?dl=0
>
I can't recall a Star Wars creature called Pixel's Spawn, that's the 
only name I see in the picture. Cool last name though.

-- 
Danny.

Den fredag den 31. juli 2015 kl. 13.13.29 UTC+2 skrev DG:
> Pixel "#~ schreef op 31-7-2015 12:33:
> >>>>> Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the
> >>>>> chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?
> >>>>
> >>>> Speaking of Star Wars, Pixel named his baby after the main character
> >>>> in those movies. Since he hates Star Wars, it is crystal clear who's
> >>>> wearing the pants in his relationship!
> >>>
> >>> I did some internet research, I thought the main character from Star
> >>> Wars was called Luke?
> >>>
> >>> Cleary it's not named after that!
> >>>
> >> Well, if it's not Jar Jar or Luke we can probably disregard Obi Wan,
> >> C3PO and R2D2. So that leaves us with Leia and Han. Since Han is a
> >> perfectly normal name, especially up north, it's the best candidate.
> >> Though Leia would be cooler, since that would make Pixel Darth Vader.
> >
> > https://www.dropbox.com/s/6w9tnk7auqwn3a6/IMAG1583_1.jpg?dl=0
> >
> I can't recall a Star Wars creature called Pixel's Spawn, that's the 
> only name I see in the picture. Cool last name though.

ervaqre schreef op 29-8-2015 20:53:
>>
>> There are some subtle differences between The Netherlands and China. One
>> is the temperature, another is the presence of Reinder.
>
> It just happens to occur and appear to me that you have difficulties
> addressing Imperial Almighty Dictators such as myself. You see, when
> engaging in conversation with Almighty Dictators about the
> temperature, you need to heed and take into account and consider the
> temperature of the very air that surrounds the Almight Dictator. I
> even wrote a book about it: "How To Address Imperial Almighty
> Dictators When There Is A Squirrel In Your Backyard Part IV". You can
> find it in any library.
>

Good thing I haven't visited one of those "libraries" in ages.

>> The reason Pixel doesn't wear pants may have nothing to do with the heat
>> or a spouse. He may just be a pervert. I hear they don't just exist on
>> the internets. Or an eternal student, possibly of life. In that case his
>> diet exists of cereal and ramen noodles.
>
> PERVERTS?!! STUDENTS?! WHAT THE HELL!!?!?! GOD LOVES HIS FINGERS!!!
>
Hmmm, I could make a joke about where those fingers have been...
But I won't.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 29-8-2015 20:57:
>>> Hey, a cultural reference I actually understand! Who would have
>>> thought. Soon I might start having feelings and emotions like a normal
>>> person. Perhaps there is hope after all.
>>>
>> Of course it had to be a cultural reference from the 70's. Call me
>> maybe, when you get to Carly Rae Jespen.
>
> It's downright scary when you start mentioning my former classmates on
> Aglami. Are you sure you're not some sort of spy?
>
Now what kind of spy would I be if I'd admit I'm a spy. I haven't even 
been water-boarded, electrocuted or kicked in the nether regions yet. 
Double-O's regard that as foreplay.

-- 

Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 30-8-2015 6:57:
>>> It just happens to occur and appear to me that you have difficulties
>>> addressing Imperial Almighty Dictators such as myself. You see, when
>>> engaging in conversation with Almighty Dictators about the
>>> temperature, you need to heed and take into account and consider the
>>> temperature of the very air that surrounds the Almight Dictator. I
>>> even wrote a book about it: "How To Address Imperial Almighty
>>> Dictators When There Is A Squirrel In Your Backyard Part IV". You can
>>> find it in any library.
>>
>> Good thing I haven't visited one of those "libraries" in ages.
>
> Cultuurbarbaar! Stop wasting your life on the internet and get out of
> the house. And don't take your phone with you.

How am I supposed to find the library without trusty Google Maps on my 
phone giving directions?

>>>
>>> PERVERTS?!! STUDENTS?! WHAT THE HELL!!?!?! GOD LOVES HIS FINGERS!!!
>>>
>> Hmmm, I could make a joke about where those fingers have been...
>> But I won't.
>
> Of course we all know they have been in Pixel's Pants.
>
Must have been a cold day then.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 30-8-2015 7:04:
>>> It's downright scary when you start mentioning my former classmates on
>>> Aglami. Are you sure you're not some sort of spy?
>>>
>> Now what kind of spy would I be if I'd admit I'm a spy. I haven't even
>> been water-boarded, electrocuted or kicked in the nether regions yet.
>> Double-O's regard that as foreplay.
>
> Talking of foreplay, I've been playing around with uMatrix these days.
> It's the perfect tool for paranoid maniacs such as myself. It also
> gives me an excuse to yell "HAHAHA YOU NOOB!" at people who use
> regular ad-blockers. Try it.
>
You know you're a noob when you think ad-blockers are a mix of Advil and 
beta-blockers.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 1-9-2015 1:58:
>> How am I supposed to find the library without trusty Google Maps on my
>> phone giving directions?
>
> How about asking people? Twist your face into a grin, stand really
> close to them and scream: "Waar is de bieb?!"

That never worked before. Why should it now? On the plus side, I now 
know every police office.

>>> Of course we all know they have been in Pixel's Pants.
>>>
>> Must have been a cold day then.
>
> I know nothing about the temperature of Pixel's Pants.
>

That didn't sound convincing.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 1-9-2015 2:12:
>> You know you're a noob when you think ad-blockers are a mix of Advil and
>> beta-blockers.
>
> You really need to get off those meds. You're starting to be
> incoherent again. What did the doctor tell you?
>
No running. Seriously. My doctor told me no running. Well, he said "I 
would severely advise against it". Because political correctness.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 10-9-2015 10:54:
>> That never worked before. Why should it now? On the plus side, I now
>> know every police office.
>
> I just pressed CTRL-K a few times too often and now all the quotes
> above the quote above this very sentence are gone. So, it was about
> something that never worked before. And you now know every police
> office. I am not sure what you did but I bet it was something illegal.
> You're in the blue meth business, aren't you?

Of course I might have been an employee...

>> That didn't sound convincing.
>
> What didn't? I'm innocent, I swear!
>
Ha! Innocent of what? You might be innocent of eating pancakes, but 
guilty of mass bunny murder with portable razors operating on those 
square 9 volt batteries that are so hard to find nowadays and then turn 
out to be more expensive than the thing you're supposed to put them in.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 10-9-2015 10:56:
>>> You really need to get off those meds. You're starting to be
>>> incoherent again. What did the doctor tell you?
>>>
>> No running. Seriously. My doctor told me no running. Well, he said "I
>> would severely advise against it". Because political correctness.
>
> What a kwakzalver! It's not like your head will explode when you run!
>
Nope, but my back will give out, causing more than mere sciatica.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 30-12-2015 2:29:
>>> above the quote above this very sentence are gone. So, it was about
>>> something that never worked before. And you now know every police
>>> office. I am not sure what you did but I bet it was something illegal.
>>> You're in the blue meth business, aren't you?
>>
>> Of course I might have been an employee...
>
> Oh, let me guess! With all the decapitating going on back in those
> days you were assigned to keeping an eye on Aglami. That's why you
> tried to infiltrate posing as a 16 year old! Ha!

I don't think I was working for the police anymore back then.

>>> What didn't? I'm innocent, I swear!
>>>
>> Ha! Innocent of what? You might be innocent of eating pancakes, but
>> guilty of mass bunny murder with portable razors operating on those
>> square 9 volt batteries that are so hard to find nowadays and then turn
>> out to be more expensive than the thing you're supposed to put them in.
>
> I can get you some fake, cheap batteries from China?
>
The word fake kinda defeats the purpose of the batteries. It's worse 
than the time a guy ordered a beeper but received a potato. One of the 
Pieper variety, what happens to be the Dutch word for beeper.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 2-1-2016 2:53:
>>> Oh, let me guess! With all the decapitating going on back in those
>>> days you were assigned to keeping an eye on Aglami. That's why you
>>> tried to infiltrate posing as a 16 year old! Ha!
>>
>> I don't think I was working for the police anymore back then.
>
> Oh, so you lost your job, became an alcoholic and then ended up in
> Aglami where you felt right at home. That sounds believable.

I didn't lose it. I know exactly where it is. Or was rather. The thing 
had 3 reorganizations in a year. So no not only did the temp jobs go, 
but the whole information department. Well, it was renamed anyway.

I'm pretty sure you've scolded me before for NOT drinking...

>>> I can get you some fake, cheap batteries from China?
>>>
>> The word fake kinda defeats the purpose of the batteries. It's worse
>> than the time a guy ordered a beeper but received a potato. One of the
>> Pieper variety, what happens to be the Dutch word for beeper.
>
> But the fake batteries look like the real ones! And they are of
> superior quality. At least that is what all the factories here
> advertise with in their slogans. It's nothing like the bieper because
> a peeper doesn't even look like a beeper!
>
But a pieper sounds like a beeper. Especially in Dutch...

Genuine fake batteries? Are they made from fine Corinthian leather?

-- 
Danny.