🚀 go-pugleaf

ervaqre schreef op 17-6-2015 11:46:
>>> Well, better being throughtrapped than doortrapped. The latter seems
>>> to rather uncomfortable. Anyway, how about asking that trapper to
>>> track the IIE instead?
>>
>> Now there's an idea. Maybe he can set up a trap door somewhere.
>
> One thing though: can the IIE actually use doors? Is there any
> documented evidence of him opening a door and going through that very
> same door afterwards?

People are strange, it would really be the end if they think the IIE 
couldn't break on through to the other side before the end of the night, 
I give it five to one it wouldn't even touch me, just light my fire.

>>> So you're saying we're going to end up with an Impatient Immortal
>>> Elephant with a broken neck?! No way we're going to win the Newsgroup
>>> of the Year Award like that.
>>>
>> A broken neck hardly seems a problem. Immortal, you see? Besides, if
>> alt.fan.starwars.jar-jar-binks.die.die.die is up for the award, then
>> what's the chance a little impatient immortal elephant with some neck
>> issues is going to keep us from glory and thousands of internet points?
>
> Well, this year they introduced some requirements about animal
> welfare. Just to be on the safe side, I think we might want to cover
> up the fact that our IIE has a broken neck.
>
> How do I erase this thread?! And I hate Star Wars!
>
Yes, well there has been some uproar about the treatment of dinosaurs in 
Jurassic World. Especially an old picture of great white hunter Steven 
Spielberg posing by a killed triceratops broke the internet. So don't 
post pictures of IIE's killed in combat with the Gungan Grand Army.

Isn't it a law of usenet: the longer a thread becomes, the bigger the 
chance Jar Jar Binks gets mentioned?

So keep threads short.

-- 
Danny.