🚀 go-pugleaf

Vigilante is a mighty pirate...

>> hahahahaaaaa!! haaaaahahahahaaaaa!!! krul
>
> Hasn't Aglami been around since at least 1998? I'm coming up to my 11th 
> anniversary of posting.
>
> ...shit.
>
> Am I an oldbie yet? 

what makes you think you're an oldbie, newbie?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Sarah is a mighty pirate...

>> Am I an oldbie yet?
>
> I feel like I must have been here at least 11 years - was I here
> before you? It's so bloody long ago now I have no idea. But since I
> just completely randomly ran into Jostein on Twitter, I thought I'd
> come and say hi.
>
> Also, I saw knäckebröd in IKEA the other day and it made me think of
> you guys... particularly the ervaqreous one, who I see hasn't changed.
> I have, I'm afraid. I'm old and decrepit now and sincerely doubt I can
> get my legs behind my head anymore. :(

oh, I actually still have a photo of a very young you doing just that! 
if it weren't for the fact that this newsgroup is 1) a family newsgroup 
and 2) for textual intercourse only, I would post it here

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 13:42:45 -0800 (PST), Sarah <snr0nface@gmail.com>
wrote:

>I feel like I must have been here at least 11 years - was I here
>before you? It's so bloody long ago now I have no idea. But since I
>just completely randomly ran into Jostein on Twitter, I thought I'd
>come and say hi.
>
>Also, I saw knäckebröd in IKEA the other day and it made me think of
>you guys... particularly the ervaqreous one, who I see hasn't changed.
>I have, I'm afraid. I'm old and decrepit now and sincerely doubt I can
>get my legs behind my head anymore. :(
>
><3 snr0n

Lies. We all know I'm your favourite.

-- 
Kasper

ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:ijm9ph$rr0$3@news.eternal-
september.org:

> Sarah is a mighty pirate...
> 
>>> Am I an oldbie yet?
>>
>> I feel like I must have been here at least 11 years - was I here
>> before you? It's so bloody long ago now I have no idea. But since I
>> just completely randomly ran into Jostein on Twitter, I thought I'd
>> come and say hi.
>>
>> Also, I saw knäckebröd in IKEA the other day and it made me think of
>> you guys... particularly the ervaqreous one, who I see hasn't changed.
>> I have, I'm afraid. I'm old and decrepit now and sincerely doubt I can
>> get my legs behind my head anymore. :(
> 
> oh, I actually still have a photo of a very young you doing just that! 
> if it weren't for the fact that this newsgroup is 1) a family newsgroup 
> and 2) for textual intercourse only, I would post it here
> 

I still have that photo too! And the rest of them... too bad the one of 
you, me and Toki together is so small and blurry. Stupid non-digital 
cameras, ruining the capturing of once-in-a-lifetime moments. You'll just 
have to come back so we can take another one. I live with Toki now, in 
Sydney, so it'll be easy. Since that was 9 years ago (madness!), shall we 
meet again this time next year, for a 10 year reunion?

[Urgh, I just realised my 10 year highschool reunion is this year. That'll 
be... fun? o_O]

You can practically swim here from China. What're you doing over there, 
anyway?

<3 snr0n

Kasper <nospam@thanks.com> wrote in 
news:viftl6ldsqa453drrq1fqfkm5p9uf337na@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 13:42:45 -0800 (PST), Sarah <snr0nface@gmail.com>
> wrote:
> 
>>I feel like I must have been here at least 11 years - was I here
>>before you? It's so bloody long ago now I have no idea. But since I
>>just completely randomly ran into Jostein on Twitter, I thought I'd
>>come and say hi.
>>
>>Also, I saw knńckebr÷d in IKEA the other day and it made me think of
>>you guys... particularly the ervaqreous one, who I see hasn't changed.
>>I have, I'm afraid. I'm old and decrepit now and sincerely doubt I can
>>get my legs behind my head anymore. :(
>>
>><3 snr0n
> 
> Lies. We all know I'm your favourite.
> 

You! Haha. Yeah, I suppose you were one of my favourite sometime-
antagonists. I liked you better when you weren't trying to piss me off (as 
if that was some kind of feat), though. :P

<3 snr0n

"ervaqre" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message 
news:ijm9h8$rr0$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> Vigilante is a mighty pirate...
>
>>> hahahahaaaaa!! haaaaahahahahaaaaa!!! krul
>>
>> Hasn't Aglami been around since at least 1998? I'm coming up to my 11th
>> anniversary of posting.
>>
>> ...shit.
>>
>> Am I an oldbie yet?
>
> what makes you think you're an oldbie, newbie?

I claim my time-honoured right to oldbie status! 

On Sat, 19 Feb 2011 00:35:51 +0100, DG
<dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>Op 18-2-2011 20:01, Kasper schreef:
>>>> I feel like I must have been here at least 11 years - was I here
>>>> before you? It's so bloody long ago now I have no idea. But since I
>>>> just completely randomly ran into Jostein on Twitter, I thought I'd
>>>> come and say hi.
>>>
>>>> Also, I saw knäckebröd in IKEA the other day and it made me think of
>>>> you guys... particularly the ervaqreous one, who I see hasn't changed.
>>>> I have, I'm afraid. I'm old and decrepit now and sincerely doubt I can
>>>> get my legs behind my head anymore. :(
>>>
>>> Haha, holy shit, good to run into you again!
>>>
>>> You were definitely around already when I showed up, I can't be arsed to
>>> check the RRRRRRRRRRRRwhatevers now but I think you've got a year or two on
>>> me. Did you come in through the AGC connection originally?
>>
>> Here's the official timeline:
>>
>>
>> |The timeline. Here you can see when our brave and daring Aglamians
>> |started posting. (Thanks to Pixel and Rasher for this information.)
>> |Please be aware that his is a beta version, I think, as I saw some
>> |data that does not reflect the truth.
>> |
>> | Februari 1998, Aglami was created along with other LucasArts
>> | newsgroups
>> |
>> |
>> | (21 November 1998) Mr. Tolver posts the first message ever
>> |
>> | Huz (10 December 1998)
>> |
>> | Simon Reid (13 December 1998)
>> |
>> | Michael Smith (23 February 1999)
>> |
>> | Reinder (15 May 1999) the most important of all!
>> |
>> | BishopX (15 June 1999)
>> |
>> | The Axe (as Petter Akselsen) (17 June 1999)
>> |
>> | Esben (as Parasite) (27 June 1999)
>> |
>> | Geek (10 July 1999)
>> |
>> | Skyfox (10 July 1999)
>> |
>> | Mr. XL (13 July 1999)
>> |
>> | Larry C (15 July 1999)
>> |
>> | Kasper (16 July 1999)
>> |
>> | Sean (18 July 1999)
>> |
>> | SnornL (21 July 1999)
>> |
>> | TomH/Thunderburst (16 August 1999)
>> |
>> | Kate Winterton (31 August 1999)
>> |
>> | Paul Pergamenshchik (31 August 1999)
>> |
>> | Jungo (11 October 1999)
>> |
>> | Joey The Fish (23 October 1999)
>> |
>> | The Log (6 November 1999) this must be a mistake
>> |
>> | Data (12 November 1999)
>> |
>> | Sir Andy (14-29 November 1999) the sir spread his first post over
>> |                                several days
>> | The BEAST (2 January 2000)
>> |
>> | Pixel "#~ (5 January 2000)
>> |
>> | Oliver Reiff (8 January 2000)
>> |
>> | Pascal (10 January 2000)
>> |
>> | Dirk Gently (12 January 2000)
>> |
>> | Tom Keane (27 January 2000)
>> |
>> | John F. Ievins (5 February 2000)
>> |
>> | Kylie (8 February 2000)
>> |
>> | Tracicle (3 March 2000)
>> |
>> | Thomas Langård (12 March 2000)
>> |
>> | Jon Buchan (18 April 2000)
>> |
>> | Ned Flanders (25 April 2000)
>> |
>> | Figment (26 April 2000)
>> |
>> | Toki (2 May 2000)
>> |
>> | Mike Ball/Vigilante (29 May 2000)
>> |
>> | Bev Bouffont (8 June 2000)
>> |
>> | Luke (13 July 2000)
>> |
>> | Krista (29 September 2000)
>> |
>> | Kimmer (26 September 2000)
>> |
>> | Atob (27 October 2000)
>> |
>> | Suzi (1 November 2000)
>> |
>> | Blondestranger (2 November 2000) on my birthday
>> |
>> | Tamf Moo (27 December 2000)
>> |
>> | Daffy (2 January 2001)
>> |
>> | David Morris (19 February 2001)
>> |
>> | The Arctic Moose (22 February 2001)
>> |
>> | Nmenry (25 April 2001)
>> |
>> | Keiran (9 May 2001)
>> |
>> | Chuckle (16 May 2001)
>> |
>> | Jostein Hakestad (20 May 2001)
>> |
>> | Alex Watson (27 May 2001)
>> |
>> | Kirk (8 July 2001)
>> |
>> | Rasher (31 July 2001)
>> |
>> | Empee (5 August 2001)
>> |
>> | Matt (21 August 2001)
>> |
>> | Mistress Stormy SheWolf (30 August 2001)
>> |
>> | The Executor (17 October 2001)
>> |
>> | Princess Madelyn (30 October 2001)
>> |
>> | Jon Reeves (20 November 2001)
>> |
>> | IJke (3 March 2002)
>>
>>
>>
>According to this I never posted.

There's no room for newbies in the timeline. Sorry.

-- 
Kasper

Op 21-2-2011 19:31, Kasper schreef:
>>>>> I feel like I must have been here at least 11 years - was I here
>>>>> before you? It's so bloody long ago now I have no idea. But since I
>>>>> just completely randomly ran into Jostein on Twitter, I thought I'd
>>>>> come and say hi.
>>>>
>>>>> Also, I saw knäckebröd in IKEA the other day and it made me think of
>>>>> you guys... particularly the ervaqreous one, who I see hasn't changed.
>>>>> I have, I'm afraid. I'm old and decrepit now and sincerely doubt I can
>>>>> get my legs behind my head anymore. :(
>>>>
>>>> Haha, holy shit, good to run into you again!
>>>>
>>>> You were definitely around already when I showed up, I can't be arsed to
>>>> check the RRRRRRRRRRRRwhatevers now but I think you've got a year or two on
>>>> me. Did you come in through the AGC connection originally?
>>>
>>> Here's the official timeline:
>>>
>>>
>>> |The timeline. Here you can see when our brave and daring Aglamians
>>> |started posting. (Thanks to Pixel and Rasher for this information.)
>>> |Please be aware that his is a beta version, I think, as I saw some
>>> |data that does not reflect the truth.
>>> |
>>> | Februari 1998, Aglami was created along with other LucasArts
>>> | newsgroups
>>> |
>>> |
>>> | (21 November 1998) Mr. Tolver posts the first message ever
>>> |
>>> | Huz (10 December 1998)
>>> |
>>> | Simon Reid (13 December 1998)
>>> |
>>> | Michael Smith (23 February 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Reinder (15 May 1999) the most important of all!
>>> |
>>> | BishopX (15 June 1999)
>>> |
>>> | The Axe (as Petter Akselsen) (17 June 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Esben (as Parasite) (27 June 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Geek (10 July 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Skyfox (10 July 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Mr. XL (13 July 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Larry C (15 July 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Kasper (16 July 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Sean (18 July 1999)
>>> |
>>> | SnornL (21 July 1999)
>>> |
>>> | TomH/Thunderburst (16 August 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Kate Winterton (31 August 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Paul Pergamenshchik (31 August 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Jungo (11 October 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Joey The Fish (23 October 1999)
>>> |
>>> | The Log (6 November 1999) this must be a mistake
>>> |
>>> | Data (12 November 1999)
>>> |
>>> | Sir Andy (14-29 November 1999) the sir spread his first post over
>>> |                                several days
>>> | The BEAST (2 January 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Pixel "#~ (5 January 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Oliver Reiff (8 January 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Pascal (10 January 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Dirk Gently (12 January 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Tom Keane (27 January 2000)
>>> |
>>> | John F. Ievins (5 February 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Kylie (8 February 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Tracicle (3 March 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Thomas Langård (12 March 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Jon Buchan (18 April 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Ned Flanders (25 April 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Figment (26 April 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Toki (2 May 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Mike Ball/Vigilante (29 May 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Bev Bouffont (8 June 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Luke (13 July 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Krista (29 September 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Kimmer (26 September 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Atob (27 October 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Suzi (1 November 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Blondestranger (2 November 2000) on my birthday
>>> |
>>> | Tamf Moo (27 December 2000)
>>> |
>>> | Daffy (2 January 2001)
>>> |
>>> | David Morris (19 February 2001)
>>> |
>>> | The Arctic Moose (22 February 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Nmenry (25 April 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Keiran (9 May 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Chuckle (16 May 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Jostein Hakestad (20 May 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Alex Watson (27 May 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Kirk (8 July 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Rasher (31 July 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Empee (5 August 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Matt (21 August 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Mistress Stormy SheWolf (30 August 2001)
>>> |
>>> | The Executor (17 October 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Princess Madelyn (30 October 2001)
>>> |
>>> | Jon Reeves (20 November 2001)
>>> |
>>> | IJke (3 March 2002)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> According to this I never posted.
>
> There's no room for newbies in the timeline. Sorry.
>
Hmmm, I'm pretty sure I posted before 2003. I distinctly remember doing the 
whole dial-up thing.

-- 
Danny.

snr0n is a mighty pirate...

>>> Also, I saw knäckebröd in IKEA the other day and it made me think of
>>> you guys... particularly the ervaqreous one, who I see hasn't changed.
>>> I have, I'm afraid. I'm old and decrepit now and sincerely doubt I can
>>> get my legs behind my head anymore. :(
>> 
>> oh, I actually still have a photo of a very young you doing just that! 
>> if it weren't for the fact that this newsgroup is 1) a family newsgroup 
>> and 2) for textual intercourse only, I would post it here
>
> I still have that photo too! And the rest of them... too bad the one of 
> you, me and Toki together is so small and blurry. Stupid non-digital 
> cameras, ruining the capturing of once-in-a-lifetime moments. You'll just 
> have to come back so we can take another one. I live with Toki now, in 
> Sydney, so it'll be easy. Since that was 9 years ago (madness!), shall we 
> meet again this time next year, for a 10 year reunion?

oh fuck, just replying to this message and seeing how my newsreader 
puts "snr0n is a mighty pirate" at the top of my reply makes me all 
nostalgic. I still can't fathom it really is nine, almost ten years 
ago that we did this medieval dancing! hehehe

> [Urgh, I just realised my 10 year highschool reunion is this year. That'll 
> be... fun? o_O]

I have this excuse that I'm in faraway and strange foreign lands. I do 
wonder though whether they'll be talking about me on the upcoming 
reunion at my secondary school. They probably will. Wonder what 
they'll be saying though.

> You can practically swim here from China. What're you doing over there, 
> anyway?

I'm still trying to figure that out myself. I guess it has something 
to do with the fact that in a distant past I thought Asian girls look 
sort of cute, with the fact that I think lingering around in one place 
for too long is sort of boring and with the fact that uhm hurg.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 11-3-2011 19:52, ervaqre schreef:
>> Today happens to be my 9 year anniversary. Next year it's 10 years of posting
>> here!!!
>> Or are these lies, all lies, by groups.google.com's search?
>
> Somehow my connection to the former motzarella servers seem to be ehm
> borked. Anyway, as I was saying, according to the soon to be released
> RRRRR your first post was February 18th, 2002. Seems like you're even
>
Does the newbie need help configuring his motzarella account? It's not 
as hard as installing an AGP video card...

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Somehow my connection to the former motzarella servers seem to be ehm
>> borked. Anyway, as I was saying, according to the soon to be released
>> RRRRR your first post was February 18th, 2002. Seems like you're even
>>
> Does the newbie need help configuring his motzarella account? It's not 
> as hard as installing an AGP video card...

It's not the account or newsreader setup, it is the connection. slrn 
told me it could not post the message due to connection problems, but 
then it posted it anyway, which I only noticed after I had created an 
alternative reality.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 12-3-2011 4:45, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Somehow my connection to the former motzarella servers seem to be ehm
>>> borked. Anyway, as I was saying, according to the soon to be released
>>> RRRRR your first post was February 18th, 2002. Seems like you're even
>>>
>> Does the newbie need help configuring his motzarella account? It's not
>> as hard as installing an AGP video card...
>
> It's not the account or newsreader setup, it is the connection. slrn
> told me it could not post the message due to connection problems, but
> then it posted it anyway, which I only noticed after I had created an
> alternative reality.
>
The good news: in one alternate reality that explanation actually sticks.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> It's not the account or newsreader setup, it is the connection. slrn
>> told me it could not post the message due to connection problems, but
>> then it posted it anyway, which I only noticed after I had created an
>> alternative reality.
>>
> The good news: in one alternate reality that explanation actually sticks.

The bad news: this alternate reality also has Fatal Diseases in it and 
it just happens to be so that when you read this post, you'll contract 
Fatal Disease #487! And I have the only working antidote! Mwuahuaha...

...ahahahahaaawaaa!!!

*starts crotchpotsing*

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 21-3-2011 6:19, ervaqre schreef:
>>> It's not the account or newsreader setup, it is the connection. slrn
>>> told me it could not post the message due to connection problems, but
>>> then it posted it anyway, which I only noticed after I had created an
>>> alternative reality.
>>>
>> The good news: in one alternate reality that explanation actually sticks.
>
> The bad news: this alternate reality also has Fatal Diseases in it and
> it just happens to be so that when you read this post, you'll contract
> Fatal Disease #487! And I have the only working antidote! Mwuahuaha...
>
> ....ahahahahaaawaaa!!!
>
> *starts crotchpotsing*
>
What's that post doing in your crotch?

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> The bad news: this alternate reality also has Fatal Diseases in it and
>> it just happens to be so that when you read this post, you'll contract
>> Fatal Disease #487! And I have the only working antidote! Mwuahuaha...
>>
>> ....ahahahahaaawaaa!!!
>>
>> *starts crotchpotsing*
>>
> What's that post doing in your crotch?

You heretic! Don't you remember how I explained to you the meaning of 
crotchpotsing on the Mombu the Games Forum forum? Both of us were 
there as external users:

http://www.mombu.com/games/monkey-island/t-protect-yourself-against-operation-sudden-fall-4244914.html

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 29-3-2011 4:15, ervaqre schreef:
>>> The bad news: this alternate reality also has Fatal Diseases in it and
>>> it just happens to be so that when you read this post, you'll contract
>>> Fatal Disease #487! And I have the only working antidote! Mwuahuaha...
>>>
>>> ....ahahahahaaawaaa!!!
>>>
>>> *starts crotchpotsing*
>>>
>> What's that post doing in your crotch?
>
> You heretic! Don't you remember how I explained to you the meaning of
> crotchpotsing on the Mombu the Games Forum forum? Both of us were
> there as external users:
>
> http://www.mombu.com/games/monkey-island/t-protect-yourself-against-operation-sudden-fall-4244914.html
>
Hmmm, it doesn't have the pictures. But that could be because I had 
javascript turned off.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> What's that post doing in your crotch?
>>
>> You heretic! Don't you remember how I explained to you the meaning of
>> crotchpotsing on the Mombu the Games Forum forum? Both of us were
>> there as external users:
>>
>> http://www.mombu.com/games/monkey-island/t-protect-yourself-against-operation-sudden-fall-4244914.html
>>
> Hmmm, it doesn't have the pictures. But that could be because I had 
> javascript turned off.

Why would you have javascript turned off? Are you paranoid?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 5-4-2011 18:12, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> What's that post doing in your crotch?
>>>
>>> You heretic! Don't you remember how I explained to you the meaning of
>>> crotchpotsing on the Mombu the Games Forum forum? Both of us were
>>> there as external users:
>>>
>>> http://www.mombu.com/games/monkey-island/t-protect-yourself-against-operation-sudden-fall-4244914.html
>>>
>> Hmmm, it doesn't have the pictures. But that could be because I had
>> javascript turned off.
>
> Why would you have javascript turned off? Are you paranoid?
>
You are rubbing off on me. We are slowly becoming one. Or maybe we're 
trading places. Soon you'll be making pop culture references I don't get 
and I'll be omnipotently writing a new RRRRR.

-- 
Danny.

Op 12-4-2011 18:40, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Hmmm, it doesn't have the pictures. But that could be because I had
>>>> javascript turned off.
>>>
>>> Why would you have javascript turned off? Are you paranoid?
>>>
>> You are rubbing off on me. We are slowly becoming one. Or maybe we're
>> trading places. Soon you'll be making pop culture references I don't get
>> and I'll be omnipotently writing a new RRRRR.
>
> Becoming one? You becoming me? Hae!! Haee!! You're in for one hell of
> a ride baby! Cr4x0r whores!! Are you already busy banging your head
> against the wall in the small hours of the night? Are you whispering
> sitting on this chair in the middle of the empire?! Do you start
> laughing like teh maniacs whenever you see milk?? Egan! Egan! Do you
> think you can behead people by the powerful force of your tongue?!
> When will your head fall into your lap? When will your head fall into
> your lap?!! Wahahaha! Break your knees and hook yourself up into the
> moon while howling them shark  smiles back at the earthly reality,
> mortality, and defeat. INsock 512, denamcu feriban grom yode
> rakinox!!! Gha! Gha ! GHaaaa!!

Headbanging, check.
Whispering, check.
Milk, not yet.
Tongue beheading, seems doable.
Head in lap, does legs behind neck count?
The rest is gibberish. But it's a slow process.

> Now as for having javascript turned off, that was a serious question.
> You see, some websites happen to work a whole lot better with
> javascript enabled. Now, there are some security issues, but those are
> mostly confined to people using an insecure operating system such as,
> well, whatever you seem to be using.
>
I'm not quite the paranoid android. (No, android is not the OS in 
question). But I certainly dislike it when websites do things behind my 
back.

I've noticed disturbing amounts of traffic when I don't do javascript, 
flash and ad blocking. Especially the ability to see what other websites 
you visit(ed) is disturbing. Even more so when e-mail and logins are in 
play.

Then there's the whole tracking thing, I find the idea of a guy in a 
raincoat following you, jotting down everything you do, rather 
unpleasant IRL. So why would I accept it in the virtual world?

Since you don't always know how trustworthy a link is, whether it's on a 
website, in an e-mail or from who knows what short URL service, the sane 
choice seemed a blanket no to all that crap. I can always give a 
temporary okay.

I tend not to use certain websites at the same time. Sites with 
information that I consider private, require me to login or could cost 
me money, I prefer to open in a single browser window. No other windows, 
no other tabs open. I decided to do that after Google tried to merge my 
Youtube account, rendering it useless.

-- 
Danny.

Op 12-4-2011 18:47, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Am I not the only person here besides yourself? Well, the only person
>>> who's not just lurking that is. And do I look like the type of person
>>> who would know about time travel in a DeLorean (is that some sort of
>>> perfume brand) with a whatever?
>>>
>>> I think that when it comes to pop culture references, it might be best
>>> you start replying to your own posts. There's nothing wrong with that.
>>> Most people spend many hours every day talking to themselves, so why
>>> not expand this habit into the world of text?
>>>
>> You're just afraid that showing too much knowledge of the west will land
>> you in a Chinese prison thanks to all those cameras. It's like little
>> Britain there.
>
> Hey, but this former Motzarella server allows me to post using an
> encrypted connection. And I am pretty sure, based on my experiences
> with all that represents the aptitude of the Celestial Empire when it
> comes to the internets, they're not even capable of finding out who it
> really is potsing all this stuff on the usenets. Hell, I am sure no
> person with slanted eyes even knows what the usenets are!

Hurray for the Usenet not being cool and hip like twitter. This old and 
obsolete technology that *doesn't* tie you down to 140 characters max 
nicely flies below the radar. At least if you don't count the binaries.

"They're not even capable of finding out who it really is potsing all 
this stuff on the usenets." Hmmm, that has a ring of the "famous last 
words".

> As for the cameras, these days there is a huge police officer with
> enormous Chinese sideburns sitting on a very tiny chair behind an
> extremely tiny desk with a huge sign on it stating he's a police
> officer in an empty, clinically white hallway all throughout the
> night. It's way beyond the seventeenth galaxy of absurdity. In fact,
> it's even craxy/I
>
Want absurd? How about a company where you could only get a new pen if 
you returned your empty pen and filled out a form in triplicate. With 
the empty pen. Very catch 22-y. If you could fill out the form, you 
didn't need the pen, if you couldn't fill it out, you weren't eligible 
to get a new pen. People who work in an environment like that tend to 
wake up as a cockroach one day.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Hey, but this former Motzarella server allows me to post using an
>> encrypted connection. And I am pretty sure, based on my experiences
>> with all that represents the aptitude of the Celestial Empire when it
>> comes to the internets, they're not even capable of finding out who it
>> really is potsing all this stuff on the usenets. Hell, I am sure no
>> person with slanted eyes even knows what the usenets are!
>
> Hurray for the Usenet not being cool and hip like twitter. This old and 
> obsolete technology that *doesn't* tie you down to 140 characters max 
> nicely flies below the radar. At least if you don't count the binaries.
>
> "They're not even capable of finding out who it really is potsing all 
> this stuff on the usenets." Hmmm, that has a ring of the "famous last 
> words".

Yet here I am, replying to your reply to my post! Though, am I really 
who I am? Am I not some Chinese internet security clerk who has taken 
over my online usenet identity?

>> extremely tiny desk with a huge sign on it stating he's a police
>> officer in an empty, clinically white hallway all throughout the
>> night. It's way beyond the seventeenth galaxy of absurdity. In fact,
>> it's even craxy/I
>>
> Want absurd? How about a company where you could only get a new pen if 
> you returned your empty pen and filled out a form in triplicate. With 
> the empty pen. Very catch 22-y. If you could fill out the form, you 
> didn't need the pen, if you couldn't fill it out, you weren't eligible 
> to get a new pen. People who work in an environment like that tend to 
> wake up as a cockroach one day.

Does that happen to be in a society where people only have one pen? 
One plant, one pen. While I do admit it is highly cost-effective and 
good for the environment, have you ever thought of buying another pen 
just as a back-up?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 17-4-2011 17:27, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Becoming one? You becoming me? Hae!! Haee!! You're in for one hell of
>>> a ride baby! Cr4x0r whores!! Are you already busy banging your head
>>> against the wall in the small hours of the night? Are you whispering
>>> sitting on this chair in the middle of the empire?! Do you start
>>> laughing like teh maniacs whenever you see milk?? Egan! Egan! Do you
>>> think you can behead people by the powerful force of your tongue?!
>>> When will your head fall into your lap? When will your head fall into
>>> your lap?!! Wahahaha! Break your knees and hook yourself up into the
>>> moon while howling them shark  smiles back at the earthly reality,
>>> mortality, and defeat. INsock 512, denamcu feriban grom yode
>>> rakinox!!! Gha! Gha ! GHaaaa!!
>>
>> Headbanging, check.
>> Whispering, check.
>> Milk, not yet.
>> Tongue beheading, seems doable.
>> Head in lap, does legs behind neck count?
>> The rest is gibberish. But it's a slow process.
>
> GIBBERISH!?!!? How dare you!! It's all in code, duuude!

You dumbear!!! Gibberish is code for code!!!!

>> I'm not quite the paranoid android. (No, android is not the OS in
>> question). But I certainly dislike it when websites do things behind my
>> back.
>>
>> I've noticed disturbing amounts of traffic when I don't do javascript,
>> flash and ad blocking. Especially the ability to see what other websites
>> you visit(ed) is disturbing. Even more so when e-mail and logins are in
>> play.
>
> Isn't that actually seeing which other websites you visit done through
> cookies? If you're referring to the tracking done for providing ads
> aimed especially at you, most of that can even be stopped by blocking
> 3-rd party cookies. Or you could block cookies all together, whitelist
> several websites and still retain the advantages of javascript (some
> website just work better with it). And it's also quite easy to get
> some lists of ad hosts, trackers and other malicious stuff and add
> that to your hosts file. Flash I also do blcok though, but that's
> simply because some websites tend to become slower than some Aglamians
> come back from the dead.

Cookies used to be readable by other sites. You can disable that now. 
But stuff like java and flash are much more powerful tools than cookies. 
The problem with whitelisting is that you exactly whitelist the sites 
you trust and don't want to be misused. Like a mail provider, bank or 
the company you work for. What if some new vulnerability pops up? It's 
exactly the whitelisted items that are become problematic.

>> Then there's the whole tracking thing, I find the idea of a guy in a
>> raincoat following you, jotting down everything you do, rather
>> unpleasant IRL. So why would I accept it in the virtual world?
>>
>> Since you don't always know how trustworthy a link is, whether it's on a
>> website, in an e-mail or from who knows what short URL service, the sane
>> choice seemed a blanket no to all that crap. I can always give a
>> temporary okay.
>>
>> I tend not to use certain websites at the same time. Sites with
>> information that I consider private, require me to login or could cost
>> me money, I prefer to open in a single browser window. No other windows,
>> no other tabs open. I decided to do that after Google tried to merge my
>> Youtube account, rendering it useless.
>
> Don't most modern browsers on Windows these days not have seperate
> sandbox processes for each tab?
>
Again, rather safe than sorry. From what I've heard especially java and 
flash can have problems in that regard. I think the chances of anything 
happening are incredibly small, but with some stuff I'm just not gonna 
risk it.

-- 
Danny.

Op 17-4-2011 17:31, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Hey, but this former Motzarella server allows me to post using an
>>> encrypted connection. And I am pretty sure, based on my experiences
>>> with all that represents the aptitude of the Celestial Empire when it
>>> comes to the internets, they're not even capable of finding out who it
>>> really is potsing all this stuff on the usenets. Hell, I am sure no
>>> person with slanted eyes even knows what the usenets are!
>>
>> Hurray for the Usenet not being cool and hip like twitter. This old and
>> obsolete technology that *doesn't* tie you down to 140 characters max
>> nicely flies below the radar. At least if you don't count the binaries.
>>
>> "They're not even capable of finding out who it really is potsing all
>> this stuff on the usenets." Hmmm, that has a ring of the "famous last
>> words".
>
> Yet here I am, replying to your reply to my post! Though, am I really
> who I am? Am I not some Chinese internet security clerk who has taken
> over my online usenet identity?

So there's a closet in China with Reinder's corpse gathering maggots? 
How LeChuck!

>>> extremely tiny desk with a huge sign on it stating he's a police
>>> officer in an empty, clinically white hallway all throughout the
>>> night. It's way beyond the seventeenth galaxy of absurdity. In fact,
>>> it's even craxy/I
>>>
>> Want absurd? How about a company where you could only get a new pen if
>> you returned your empty pen and filled out a form in triplicate. With
>> the empty pen. Very catch 22-y. If you could fill out the form, you
>> didn't need the pen, if you couldn't fill it out, you weren't eligible
>> to get a new pen. People who work in an environment like that tend to
>> wake up as a cockroach one day.
>
> Does that happen to be in a society where people only have one pen?
> One plant, one pen. While I do admit it is highly cost-effective and
> good for the environment, have you ever thought of buying another pen
> just as a back-up?
>
Well, "Mr I Had one glass for years and that was for guests, I drank 
from the bottle", I never worked at that actual company. It's just an 
anecdote from someone that did. The policy didn't last, unsurprisingly. 
I have worked at places where they were rather strict, understocked or 
just plain lazy about providing workers with their tools.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Whispering, check.
>>> Milk, not yet.
>>> Tongue beheading, seems doable.
>>> Head in lap, does legs behind neck count?
>>> The rest is gibberish. But it's a slow process.
>>
>> GIBBERISH!?!!? How dare you!! It's all in code, duuude!
>
> You dumbear!!! Gibberish is code for code!!!!

ohh thy-== young culprit kittens osssabliouvisily yeehhh dunnnt no 
knoooo nottne bous themsss darksss sidessss

>> Isn't that actually seeing which other websites you visit done through
>> cookies? If you're referring to the tracking done for providing ads
>> aimed especially at you, most of that can even be stopped by blocking
>> 3-rd party cookies. Or you could block cookies all together, whitelist
>> several websites and still retain the advantages of javascript (some
>> website just work better with it). And it's also quite easy to get
>> some lists of ad hosts, trackers and other malicious stuff and add
>> that to your hosts file. Flash I also do blcok though, but that's
>> simply because some websites tend to become slower than some Aglamians
>> come back from the dead.
>
> Cookies used to be readable by other sites. You can disable that now. 
> But stuff like java and flash are much more powerful tools than cookies. 
> The problem with whitelisting is that you exactly whitelist the sites 
> you trust and don't want to be misused. Like a mail provider, bank or 
> the company you work for. What if some new vulnerability pops up? It's 
> exactly the whitelisted items that are become problematic.

okays, so I read up about the possible javascript vulnerabilities and 
I actually put your advice in a strawberry jar, kept it there for 
several days and then released it and decided to block them 
javascripts in my browser. five minutes later I ran into this problem 
with the website I always use to draw Chinese characters I somehow 
cannot recognize. appears it requires javascript to be able to draw 
the characger. fuck it.

java I do not even have on my systemHQ, flashsss is bloxd by dfeaultt

>>> I tend not to use certain websites at the same time. Sites with
>>> information that I consider private, require me to login or could cost
>>> me money, I prefer to open in a single browser window. No other windows,
>>> no other tabs open. I decided to do that after Google tried to merge my
>>> Youtube account, rendering it useless.
>>
>> Don't most modern browsers on Windows these days not have seperate
>> sandbox processes for each tab?
>>
> Again, rather safe than sorry. From what I've heard especially java and 
> flash can have problems in that regard. I think the chances of anything 
> happening are incredibly small, but with some stuff I'm just not gonna 
> risk it.

seems like I agree with you there, but then again I don't have java 
nor flash enabled by default. just javascript. currently my browser is 
set to delete cookies after one week. that's just because I somehow 
seem to like it when a certain website remembers my personal 
preferences. actually, it's only one single website, a chinese social 
networksss website I use to kee a check on my social and sexual 
contacts. my browser, teh MIDORI, does not provide any more specific 
ways to enable or disable javascripts. it just has >/ENABLED/> or 
>/DISABLED/> ohshinytemplesdowninthemountains

CRACKHEAD


-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Yet here I am, replying to your reply to my post! Though, am I really
>> who I am? Am I not some Chinese internet security clerk who has taken
>> over my online usenet identity?
>
> So there's a closet in China with Reinder's corpse gathering maggots? 
> How LeChuck!

physical bodies mean nothing to me, my spirit has long since been 
digitalized by the men in white. i am the immortal one. quiver in fear

>> Does that happen to be in a society where people only have one pen?
>> One plant, one pen. While I do admit it is highly cost-effective and
>> good for the environment, have you ever thought of buying another pen
>> just as a back-up?
>>
> Well, "Mr I Had one glass for years and that was for guests, I drank 
> from the bottle", I never worked at that actual company. It's just an 
> anecdote from someone that did. The policy didn't last, unsurprisingly. 
> I have worked at places where they were rather strict, understocked or 
> just plain lazy about providing workers with their tools.

Hey! These days I do not even have any glasses. I bought one glass at 
Carrefour the other day, but when I poured tea into it, the glass 
broke into many pieces. So ever since, I just possess two mugs. Still, 
the mugs are for guests. I drink from the bottle. Never tell the 
guests about it though. I don't care about guests. They always come to 
wreck my holy autumn shrine for the gods anyway. They just be lolcats.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 23-4-2011 19:30, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Whispering, check.
>>>> Milk, not yet.
>>>> Tongue beheading, seems doable.
>>>> Head in lap, does legs behind neck count?
>>>> The rest is gibberish. But it's a slow process.
>>>
>>> GIBBERISH!?!!? How dare you!! It's all in code, duuude!
>>
>> You dumbear!!! Gibberish is code for code!!!!
>
> ohh thy-== young culprit kittens osssabliouvisily yeehhh dunnnt no
> knoooo nottne bous themsss darksss sidessss

Stop posting in ROT13

>>> Isn't that actually seeing which other websites you visit done through
>>> cookies? If you're referring to the tracking done for providing ads
>>> aimed especially at you, most of that can even be stopped by blocking
>>> 3-rd party cookies. Or you could block cookies all together, whitelist
>>> several websites and still retain the advantages of javascript (some
>>> website just work better with it). And it's also quite easy to get
>>> some lists of ad hosts, trackers and other malicious stuff and add
>>> that to your hosts file. Flash I also do blcok though, but that's
>>> simply because some websites tend to become slower than some Aglamians
>>> come back from the dead.
>>
>> Cookies used to be readable by other sites. You can disable that now.
>> But stuff like java and flash are much more powerful tools than cookies.
>> The problem with whitelisting is that you exactly whitelist the sites
>> you trust and don't want to be misused. Like a mail provider, bank or
>> the company you work for. What if some new vulnerability pops up? It's
>> exactly the whitelisted items that are become problematic.
>
> okays, so I read up about the possible javascript vulnerabilities and
> I actually put your advice in a strawberry jar, kept it there for
> several days and then released it and decided to block them
> javascripts in my browser. five minutes later I ran into this problem
> with the website I always use to draw Chinese characters I somehow
> cannot recognize. appears it requires javascript to be able to draw
> the characger. fuck it.

You can enable some stuff permanently, of course, with the plugin for 
Firefox.

> java I do not even have on my systemHQ, flashsss is bloxd by dfeaultt

For Flash you also can turn off certain settings like auto-updating and 
privacy sensitive stuff like third party info, but it makes you go to 
their website via a flash app to do so.

Click right on a flash application that's running (for instance a 
youtube clip) and go to general settings. Via the Adobe page you're 
flashed off to you can find a way to change the settings after some clicks.

>>>> I tend not to use certain websites at the same time. Sites with
>>>> information that I consider private, require me to login or could cost
>>>> me money, I prefer to open in a single browser window. No other windows,
>>>> no other tabs open. I decided to do that after Google tried to merge my
>>>> Youtube account, rendering it useless.
>>>
>>> Don't most modern browsers on Windows these days not have seperate
>>> sandbox processes for each tab?
>>>
>> Again, rather safe than sorry. From what I've heard especially java and
>> flash can have problems in that regard. I think the chances of anything
>> happening are incredibly small, but with some stuff I'm just not gonna
>> risk it.
>
> seems like I agree with you there, but then again I don't have java
> nor flash enabled by default. just javascript. currently my browser is
> set to delete cookies after one week. that's just because I somehow
> seem to like it when a certain website remembers my personal
> preferences. actually, it's only one single website, a chinese social
> networksss website I use to kee a check on my social and sexual
> contacts. my browser, teh MIDORI, does not provide any more specific
> ways to enable or disable javascripts. it just has>/ENABLED/>  or
>> /DISABLED/>  ohshinytemplesdowninthemountains
>
> CRACKHEAD
>
You know, somehow I actually like enabling or disabling all the flash 
and java thingies. It's very, ehr, enabling.

-- 
Danny.

Op 23-4-2011 20:24, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Yet here I am, replying to your reply to my post! Though, am I really
>>> who I am? Am I not some Chinese internet security clerk who has taken
>>> over my online usenet identity?
>>
>> So there's a closet in China with Reinder's corpse gathering maggots?
>> How LeChuck!
>
> physical bodies mean nothing to me, my spirit has long since been
> digitalized by the men in white. i am the immortal one. quiver in fear

Fear is probably a town in the USA. I won't be going there any time soon.

>>> Does that happen to be in a society where people only have one pen?
>>> One plant, one pen. While I do admit it is highly cost-effective and
>>> good for the environment, have you ever thought of buying another pen
>>> just as a back-up?
>>>
>> Well, "Mr I Had one glass for years and that was for guests, I drank
>> from the bottle", I never worked at that actual company. It's just an
>> anecdote from someone that did. The policy didn't last, unsurprisingly.
>> I have worked at places where they were rather strict, understocked or
>> just plain lazy about providing workers with their tools.
>
> Hey! These days I do not even have any glasses. I bought one glass at
> Carrefour the other day, but when I poured tea into it, the glass
> broke into many pieces. So ever since, I just possess two mugs. Still,
> the mugs are for guests. I drink from the bottle. Never tell the
> guests about it though. I don't care about guests. They always come to
> wreck my holy autumn shrine for the gods anyway. They just be lolcats.
>
You have a Carrefour over there??? Those dirty French imperialists!!!!

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>>> GIBBERISH!?!!? How dare you!! It's all in code, duuude!
>>>
>>> You dumbear!!! Gibberish is code for code!!!!
>>
>> ohh thy-== young culprit kittens osssabliouvisily yeehhh dunnnt no
>> knoooo nottne bous themsss darksss sidessss
>
> Stop posting in ROT13

yasn, ferdril coma NASII!!!! theresaholeinmyheadmybrainsisleakingout!!

>> okays, so I read up about the possible javascript vulnerabilities and
>> I actually put your advice in a strawberry jar, kept it there for
>> several days and then released it and decided to block them
>> javascripts in my browser. five minutes later I ran into this problem
>> with the website I always use to draw Chinese characters I somehow
>> cannot recognize. appears it requires javascript to be able to draw
>> the characger. fuck it.
>
> You can enable some stuff permanently, of course, with the plugin for 
> Firefox.

But I don't use Firefox because even this new version 4 is slower than 
Pixel coming back to Aglami. Also, they seriously messed up the way it 
looks on a platform that is not Microsoft Windows.

>> java I do not even have on my systemHQ, flashsss is bloxd by dfeaultt
>
> For Flash you also can turn off certain settings like auto-updating and 
> privacy sensitive stuff like third party info, but it makes you go to 
> their website via a flash app to do so.

Auto-updating? That doesn't happen through the applications themselves 
in Linux, but through your package manager. But is it true that for 
some programs running on Windows you still have to rely on an update 
function within the program itself, or worse, have to visit the 
website of hat program from time to time just to see whether a new 
version is available?

> Click right on a flash application that's running (for instance a 
> youtube clip) and go to general settings. Via the Adobe page you're 
> flashed off to you can find a way to change the settings after some clicks.

Well, I did all that, but could not really find a setting I care 
about. One thing I do hate about the most recent flash player though, 
is that flash movies from websites do no longer appear in your /temp 
folder. Not sure how it worked in Windows, but let's say I would watch 
a movie on a website, it was much more convenient to just copy the 
file from /temp and then watch it using a normal media player rather 
than watch it on a website with a million ads and through the flash 
plugin which slurps as much CPU as the English slurp tea.

>> CRACKHEAD
>>
> You know, somehow I actually like enabling or disabling all the flash 
> and java thingies. It's very, ehr, enabling.

I think your skull has too many cracks in it.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> physical bodies mean nothing to me, my spirit has long since been
>> digitalized by the men in white. i am the immortal one. quiver in fear
>
> Fear is probably a town in the USA. I won't be going there any time soon.

But it's a nice country, they have nice hamburgers there!!! Oh my!!

>> Hey! These days I do not even have any glasses. I bought one glass at
>> Carrefour the other day, but when I poured tea into it, the glass
>> broke into many pieces. So ever since, I just possess two mugs. Still,
>> the mugs are for guests. I drink from the bottle. Never tell the
>> guests about it though. I don't care about guests. They always come to
>> wreck my holy autumn shrine for the gods anyway. They just be lolcats.
>>
> You have a Carrefour over there??? Those dirty French imperialists!!!!

The funny things is that ever since some guys stole the Olympic Torch 
from some Chinese guy while running through Paris, the Chinese kind of 
boycot Carrefour. Suits me fine, because whenever I go there the store 
is almost empty, meaning that I don't have to deal with hundreds of 
spitting, pushing, shouting and fighting Chinese!

By the way, I have a new plant!! Some Mongolian girl gave me a plant 
last week. I am not really sure what kind of plant it is, but I am 
happy that it does not need a lot of water, has no flowers and just 
sits there in an obsolete pan.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 4-5-2011 18:35, ervaqre schreef:
>>>>> GIBBERISH!?!!? How dare you!! It's all in code, duuude!
>>>>
>>>> You dumbear!!! Gibberish is code for code!!!!
>>>
>>> ohh thy-== young culprit kittens osssabliouvisily yeehhh dunnnt no
>>> knoooo nottne bous themsss darksss sidessss
>>
>> Stop posting in ROT13
>
> yasn, ferdril coma NASII!!!! theresaholeinmyheadmybrainsisleakingout!!
>
Quick! Catch it in this sieve!!!

>>> okays, so I read up about the possible javascript vulnerabilities and
>>> I actually put your advice in a strawberry jar, kept it there for
>>> several days and then released it and decided to block them
>>> javascripts in my browser. five minutes later I ran into this problem
>>> with the website I always use to draw Chinese characters I somehow
>>> cannot recognize. appears it requires javascript to be able to draw
>>> the characger. fuck it.
>>
>> You can enable some stuff permanently, of course, with the plugin for
>> Firefox.
>
> But I don't use Firefox because even this new version 4 is slower than
> Pixel coming back to Aglami. Also, they seriously messed up the way it
> looks on a platform that is not Microsoft Windows.

I have willed it to look like it used to. I did the same to Windows 7, 
by going all classic.

>>> java I do not even have on my systemHQ, flashsss is bloxd by dfeaultt
>>
>> For Flash you also can turn off certain settings like auto-updating and
>> privacy sensitive stuff like third party info, but it makes you go to
>> their website via a flash app to do so.
>
> Auto-updating? That doesn't happen through the applications themselves
> in Linux, but through your package manager. But is it true that for
> some programs running on Windows you still have to rely on an update
> function within the program itself, or worse, have to visit the
> website of hat program from time to time just to see whether a new
> version is available?

Most programs have an opt-out auto update. Often well hidden. I tend to 
turn those off because they slow down your computer, eat up bandwith and 
all that crap. Oh, and the obnoxious pop ups of programs that weren't 
even running but have a background process that autostarts with windows, 
you gotta love those. Most aren't even security related. I often turn 
those off BY DELETING THE WHOLE THING. And even that doesn't always work.

iTunes tends to add on Safari browser and other stuff one doesn't want 
or need and hijacks the default browser option. So I avoid that one like 
the plague. Apple products aren't the only that do such things, but they 
are about the best known. About every other program wants to install 
search bars. Some want constant access to the internet, to refresh the 
ads. Or that's what they want you to think. Who knows what they send 
over the internets...

>> Click right on a flash application that's running (for instance a
>> youtube clip) and go to general settings. Via the Adobe page you're
>> flashed off to you can find a way to change the settings after some clicks.
>
> Well, I did all that, but could not really find a setting I care
> about. One thing I do hate about the most recent flash player though,
> is that flash movies from websites do no longer appear in your /temp
> folder. Not sure how it worked in Windows, but let's say I would watch
> a movie on a website, it was much more convenient to just copy the
> file from /temp and then watch it using a normal media player rather
> than watch it on a website with a million ads and through the flash
> plugin which slurps as much CPU as the English slurp tea.

Hmmm, for downloading flash movies I use Firefox plugins. I think stuff 
like Chrome has similar plugins. You can even download most Youtube 
stuff as MP4's to play on your Blu-Ray player, MP4 player, cell phone or 
TV with an USB port.

>>> CRACKHEAD
>>>
>> You know, somehow I actually like enabling or disabling all the flash
>> and java thingies. It's very, ehr, enabling.
>
> I think your skull has too many cracks in it.
>
At least I don't need a sieve to catch my brain with.

-- 
Danny.

Op 4-5-2011 18:49, ervaqre schreef:
>>> physical bodies mean nothing to me, my spirit has long since been
>>> digitalized by the men in white. i am the immortal one. quiver in fear
>>
>> Fear is probably a town in the USA. I won't be going there any time soon.
>
> But it's a nice country, they have nice hamburgers there!!! Oh my!!

The ancient Romans had hamburgers too. Look what happened to their 
civilization.

>>> Hey! These days I do not even have any glasses. I bought one glass at
>>> Carrefour the other day, but when I poured tea into it, the glass
>>> broke into many pieces. So ever since, I just possess two mugs. Still,
>>> the mugs are for guests. I drink from the bottle. Never tell the
>>> guests about it though. I don't care about guests. They always come to
>>> wreck my holy autumn shrine for the gods anyway. They just be lolcats.
>>>
>> You have a Carrefour over there??? Those dirty French imperialists!!!!
>
> The funny things is that ever since some guys stole the Olympic Torch
> from some Chinese guy while running through Paris, the Chinese kind of
> boycot Carrefour. Suits me fine, because whenever I go there the store
> is almost empty, meaning that I don't have to deal with hundreds of
> spitting, pushing, shouting and fighting Chinese!

And they regard you as a emotional, violent, but surprisingly 
un-muscular westerner.

> By the way, I have a new plant!! Some Mongolian girl gave me a plant
> last week. I am not really sure what kind of plant it is, but I am
> happy that it does not need a lot of water, has no flowers and just
> sits there in an obsolete pan.
>
Can it sing and does it require blood to grow?

-- 
Danny.