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bethel funaro is a mighty pirate...

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Oh yeah? Well, you can go to hell!!!!11!1!!111!!!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 29-6-2010 20:20, ervaqre schreef:
> bethel funaro is a mighty pirate...
>
>> http://www.518dvd.com
>> http://www.ioushop.idv.tw
>> http://www.fons.idv.tw
>> http://www.ezshop.idv.tw
>> http://www.fireup.idv.tw
>> http://www.dummy.idv.tw
>> http://www.etude.idv.tw
>> http://www.cyy.idv.tw
>> http://www.drcmc1225.idv.tw
>> http://www.chess333.idv.tw
>> http://www.carol.idv.tw
>> http://www.asjh.idv.tw
>> http://www.1539.idv.tw
>> http://www.7art.idv.tw
>> http://www.yurou.idv.tw
>> http://www.vino.idv.tw
>> http://www.ruralstudio.idv.tw
>> http://www.ok888.idv.tw
>> http://www.lizzie.idv.tw
>> http://www.jealousy.idv.tw
>> http://www.happyhome.idv.tw
>> http://www.engin.idv.tw
>
> Oh yeah? Well, you can go to hell!!!!11!1!!111!!!
>
I'm pretty sure the number of exclamation marks (or attempts to)  outnumber the 
actual number of clicks they got from us. Unless you made sure to visit every 
site in order to check they indeed had no bearing on Aglami, Monkey Island or 
computer games.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Oh yeah? Well, you can go to hell!!!!11!1!!111!!!
>>
> I'm pretty sure the number of exclamation marks (or attempts to)  outnumber the 
> actual number of clicks they got from us. Unless you made sure to visit every 
> site in order to check they indeed had no bearing on Aglami, Monkey Island or 
> computer games.

They didn't get any clicks from me, obviously. I also didn't send any 
abuse on the other hand. I wonder what Google does with those spamming 
Google grou...ehh the usenet using Google accounts.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to the restroom. I need a 
well-deserved rest.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 23-8-2010 4:58, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Oh yeah? Well, you can go to hell!!!!11!1!!111!!!
>>>
>> I'm pretty sure the number of exclamation marks (or attempts to)  outnumber the
>> actual number of clicks they got from us. Unless you made sure to visit every
>> site in order to check they indeed had no bearing on Aglami, Monkey Island or
>> computer games.
>
> They didn't get any clicks from me, obviously. I also didn't send any
> abuse on the other hand. I wonder what Google does with those spamming
> Google grou...ehh the usenet using Google accounts.
>
> Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to the restroom. I need a
> well-deserved rest.
>
Take a shower while you're sitting there resting.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> They didn't get any clicks from me, obviously. I also didn't send any
>> abuse on the other hand. I wonder what Google does with those spamming
>> Google grou...ehh the usenet using Google accounts.
>>
>> Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to the restroom. I need a
>> well-deserved rest.
>>
> Take a shower while you're sitting there resting.

I have a new bathroom! Well, also it is in a new house! Well, it is 
not really a house, I would best describe/decry it as TeH ApaRtmenth 
so aniwais, the shower head no longer is directly above my toilet
 
-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 6-9-2010 18:22, ervaqre schreef:
>>> They didn't get any clicks from me, obviously. I also didn't send any
>>> abuse on the other hand. I wonder what Google does with those spamming
>>> Google grou...ehh the usenet using Google accounts.
>>>
>>> Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to the restroom. I need a
>>> well-deserved rest.
>>>
>> Take a shower while you're sitting there resting.
>
> I have a new bathroom! Well, also it is in a new house! Well, it is
> not really a house, I would best describe/decry it as TeH ApaRtmenth
> so aniwais, the shower head no longer is directly above my toilet
>
Not directly? So like only half? You need to put more toilet photographs on your 
blog.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Take a shower while you're sitting there resting.
>>
>> I have a new bathroom! Well, also it is in a new house! Well, it is
>> not really a house, I would best describe/decry it as TeH ApaRtmenth
>> so aniwais, the shower head no longer is directly above my toilet
>>
> Not directly? So like only half? You need to put more toilet photographs on your 
> blog.

I'd rather not, since it attracts a whole lot of strange people to my 
site. I once wrote an entry about going to the bathroom here, and ever 
since in the statistics of my website I see that people found it by 
googling for things as "drol uit anus", "gat in de kont", "drol te 
groot wc" and "mag ik naar de wc". I also once got an email from Dutch 
people asking where I could buy such a toilet by the way.

So, instead I would like to put up photos of the army. There are about 
one hundred soldiers, all 18 year old girls wearing sneakers, holding 
military exercises underneath my window.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 7-9-2010 4:45, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Take a shower while you're sitting there resting.
>>>
>>> I have a new bathroom! Well, also it is in a new house! Well, it is
>>> not really a house, I would best describe/decry it as TeH ApaRtmenth
>>> so aniwais, the shower head no longer is directly above my toilet
>>>
>> Not directly? So like only half? You need to put more toilet photographs on your
>> blog.
>
> I'd rather not, since it attracts a whole lot of strange people to my
> site. I once wrote an entry about going to the bathroom here, and ever
> since in the statistics of my website I see that people found it by
> googling for things as "drol uit anus", "gat in de kont", "drol te
> groot wc" and "mag ik naar de wc". I also once got an email from Dutch
> people asking where I could buy such a toilet by the way.

Would those weird people really scare off rather normal looking folks like your 
parents? Or are those fecally themed searches done by otherwise normal looking 
folks? Either way, I think the visitors would be more disappointed than you on 
discovering your site being somewhat less explicit than their searches.

> So, instead I would like to put up photos of the army. There are about
> one hundred soldiers, all 18 year old girls wearing sneakers, holding
> military exercises underneath my window.
>
Go for it. Posting pictures of women on the internet without their knowledge has 
never caused any problems. Especially if the ladies are armed and dangerous. Not 
to mention sharp shooters and bloody good runners.

I forget, do they learn to snap a grown man's neck in one or two moves?

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> I'd rather not, since it attracts a whole lot of strange people to my
>> site. I once wrote an entry about going to the bathroom here, and ever
>> since in the statistics of my website I see that people found it by
>> googling for things as "drol uit anus", "gat in de kont", "drol te
>> groot wc" and "mag ik naar de wc". I also once got an email from Dutch
>> people asking where I could buy such a toilet by the way.
>
> Would those weird people really scare off rather normal looking folks like your 
> parents? Or are those fecally themed searches done by otherwise normal looking 
> folks? Either way, I think the visitors would be more disappointed than you on 
> discovering your site being somewhat less explicit than their searches.

Well, it's a few months later now, but apart from "canadian food" and 
"mentally challenged cats" most people who end up on my website 
through Google still found it searching for "china geen wc papier", 
"overlijdensadvertentie reinder hummel", "ik moet naar de wc maar het 
lukt niet", "pictures of hotels surrounded with asparagus farms", and 
"erg nodig poepen" ...  :-s

> never caused any problems. Especially if the ladies are armed and dangerous. Not 
> to mention sharp shooters and bloody good runners.
>
> I forget, do they learn to snap a grown man's neck in one or two moves?

Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move 
on, nothing to see here. 

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 27-11-2010 20:01, ervaqre schreef:
>>> I'd rather not, since it attracts a whole lot of strange people to my
>>> site. I once wrote an entry about going to the bathroom here, and ever
>>> since in the statistics of my website I see that people found it by
>>> googling for things as "drol uit anus", "gat in de kont", "drol te
>>> groot wc" and "mag ik naar de wc". I also once got an email from Dutch
>>> people asking where I could buy such a toilet by the way.
>>
>> Would those weird people really scare off rather normal looking folks like your
>> parents? Or are those fecally themed searches done by otherwise normal looking
>> folks? Either way, I think the visitors would be more disappointed than you on
>> discovering your site being somewhat less explicit than their searches.
>
> Well, it's a few months later now, but apart from "canadian food" and
> "mentally challenged cats" most people who end up on my website
> through Google still found it searching for "china geen wc papier",
> "overlijdensadvertentie reinder hummel", "ik moet naar de wc maar het
> lukt niet", "pictures of hotels surrounded with asparagus farms", and
> "erg nodig poepen" ...  :-s

Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine 
any of those searches combined.

>> never caused any problems. Especially if the ladies are armed and dangerous. Not
>> to mention sharp shooters and bloody good runners.
>>
>> I forget, do they learn to snap a grown man's neck in one or two moves?
>
> Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move
> on, nothing to see here.
>
And how did you find that out?

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Well, it's a few months later now, but apart from "canadian food" and
>> "mentally challenged cats" most people who end up on my website
>> through Google still found it searching for "china geen wc papier",
>> "overlijdensadvertentie reinder hummel", "ik moet naar de wc maar het
>> lukt niet", "pictures of hotels surrounded with asparagus farms", and
>> "erg nodig poepen" ...  :-s
>
> Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine 
> any of those searches combined.

The overlijdensadvertentie kind of scares me to be honest. Who would 
search for such a thing? I'm undead, not dead!

>> Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move
>> on, nothing to see here.
>>
> And how did you find that out?

Because they just jump rope all day long.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 28-11-2010 7:47, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Well, it's a few months later now, but apart from "canadian food" and
>>> "mentally challenged cats" most people who end up on my website
>>> through Google still found it searching for "china geen wc papier",
>>> "overlijdensadvertentie reinder hummel", "ik moet naar de wc maar het
>>> lukt niet", "pictures of hotels surrounded with asparagus farms", and
>>> "erg nodig poepen" ...  :-s
>>
>> Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine
>> any of those searches combined.
>
> The overlijdensadvertentie kind of scares me to be honest. Who would
> search for such a thing? I'm undead, not dead!

Maybe it was you? Doing some zombie googleing at night?

>>> Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move
>>> on, nothing to see here.
>>>
>> And how did you find that out?
>
> Because they just jump rope all day long.
>
I just hope that isn't another sexual euphemism.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

> Op 28-11-2010 7:47, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine
>>> any of those searches combined.
>>
>> The overlijdensadvertentie kind of scares me to be honest. Who would
>> search for such a thing? I'm undead, not dead!
>
> Maybe it was you? Doing some zombie googleing at night?

Hmmm... it is probably somebody from my region. My name is quite 
common in that part of the Netherlands. In the village next to where I 
grew up, I actually once found a grave with my name on it, claiming I 
had died in 1965 at the age of six.

>>> And how did you find that out?
>>
>> Because they just jump rope all day long.
>>
> I just hope that isn't another sexual euphemism.

I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since 
this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 23-12-2010 19:09, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine
>>>> any of those searches combined.
>>>
>>> The overlijdensadvertentie kind of scares me to be honest. Who would
>>> search for such a thing? I'm undead, not dead!
>>
>> Maybe it was you? Doing some zombie googleing at night?
>
> Hmmm... it is probably somebody from my region. My name is quite
> common in that part of the Netherlands. In the village next to where I
> grew up, I actually once found a grave with my name on it, claiming I
> had died in 1965 at the age of six.

That grave should play the theme from the Twilight Zone series every time you 
pass by.

>>>> And how did you find that out?
>>>
>>> Because they just jump rope all day long.
>>>
>> I just hope that isn't another sexual euphemism.
>
> I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
> this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!
>
You might want to explain the censors how families are made. Don't dare to use 
birds and bees metaphors.

-- 
Danny.

Op 4-1-2011 1:57, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Hmmm... it is probably somebody from my region. My name is quite
>>> common in that part of the Netherlands. In the village next to where I
>>> grew up, I actually once found a grave with my name on it, claiming I
>>> had died in 1965 at the age of six.
>>
>> That grave should play the theme from the Twilight Zone series every time you
>> pass by.
>
> You're making (probably) television references that I do not
> comprehend. You should bother Pixel about it, he's addicted to all
> things television. Now if only we could get him back to posting. Or
> what about some of the others? I bet Kasper and Sean are still
> lurking.

It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times, 
especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.

The only Aglamian I've seen lately is Blonde. It seems she just left again.

>>> I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
>>> this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!
>>>
>> You might want to explain the censors how families are made. Don't dare to use
>> birds and bees metaphors.
>
> I wouldn't even know how birds and bees can have sexual intercourse. I
> thought they were separate species.
>
That's why you shouldn't use bird and bees metaphors, or you'll end up with 
unspeakable acts preformed on goats or donkeys.

-- 
Danny

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> You're making (probably) television references that I do not
>> comprehend. You should bother Pixel about it, he's addicted to all
>> things television. Now if only we could get him back to posting. Or
>> what about some of the others? I bet Kasper and Sean are still
>> lurking.
>
> It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times, 
> especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.

Actually, I used to have a girlfriend who somehow liked Twilight Zone 
stuff. She even made me engage in it. But then I became a crazy 
lunatic and severed all ties. These days I am the king of Lithuania.

> The only Aglamian I've seen lately is Blonde. It seems she just left again.

WHO IS THAT?? HAHAHAH!!! WHO IS THAT!?!? WHUAHAUHAUHA!!!

*plaKs jidkffbjd in facements*

>> I wouldn't even know how birds and bees can have sexual intercourse. I
>> thought they were separate species.
>>
> That's why you shouldn't use bird and bees metaphors, or you'll end up with 
> unspeakable acts preformed on goats or donkeys.

actually, I used to have this friend who was very skilled at drawing 
intercourse between cats and bees. he's still a good friend by the 
way, even though he has two daughters these days, yet he no longer 
draws intercourse between cats and bees

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 23-4-2011 19:51, ervaqre schreef:
>>> You're making (probably) television references that I do not
>>> comprehend. You should bother Pixel about it, he's addicted to all
>>> things television. Now if only we could get him back to posting. Or
>>> what about some of the others? I bet Kasper and Sean are still
>>> lurking.
>>
>> It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times,
>> especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.
>
> Actually, I used to have a girlfriend who somehow liked Twilight Zone
> stuff. She even made me engage in it. But then I became a crazy
> lunatic and severed all ties. These days I am the king of Lithuania.

Somehow the first I got from that paragraph was "Reinder was ENGAGED!!! 
To a GIRL!!!!". So how did she get hooked on Twilight Zone? Was it 
reruns of the 80's or 00's remake? Or the movie? Surely not the original.

It figures you'd be the king of a state referred to as "ball tick".

>> The only Aglamian I've seen lately is Blonde. It seems she just left again.
>
> WHO IS THAT?? HAHAHAH!!! WHO IS THAT!?!? WHUAHAUHAUHA!!!
>
> *plaKs jidkffbjd in facements*

That Chinese translation thing is broken again.

>>> I wouldn't even know how birds and bees can have sexual intercourse. I
>>> thought they were separate species.
>>>
>> That's why you shouldn't use bird and bees metaphors, or you'll end up with
>> unspeakable acts preformed on goats or donkeys.
>
> actually, I used to have this friend who was very skilled at drawing
> intercourse between cats and bees. he's still a good friend by the
> way, even though he has two daughters these days, yet he no longer
> draws intercourse between cats and bees
>
He's just happy he can get some shut eye between all the drama those 
daughters cause.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times,
>>> especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.
>>
>> Actually, I used to have a girlfriend who somehow liked Twilight Zone
>> stuff. She even made me engage in it. But then I became a crazy
>> lunatic and severed all ties. These days I am the king of Lithuania.
>
> Somehow the first I got from that paragraph was "Reinder was ENGAGED!!! 
> To a GIRL!!!!". So how did she get hooked on Twilight Zone? Was it 
> reruns of the 80's or 00's remake? Or the movie? Surely not the original.

Okay, I am not sure how it happened, but I made a very serious mistake 
in my previous post. Twilight Zone had nothing to do with it! Instead, 
she made me watch Twin Peaks! Well, they both start with a T right? 
And I have never been engaged. Engagement, just like marriage, is 
something I don't see the use of.

> It figures you'd be the king of a state referred to as "ball tick".

Is this a reference to Twilight Zone? I don't know anything about it.

>> WHO IS THAT?? HAHAHAH!!! WHO IS THAT!?!? WHUAHAUHAUHA!!!
>>
>> *plaKs jidkffbjd in facements*
>
> That Chinese translation thing is broken again.

Perhaps it is me who is broken.

>> actually, I used to have this friend who was very skilled at drawing
>> intercourse between cats and bees. he's still a good friend by the
>> way, even though he has two daughters these days, yet he no longer
>> draws intercourse between cats and bees
>>
> He's just happy he can get some shut eye between all the drama those 
> daughters cause.

I would have no idea. Never seen them. Good for me. I hate babies.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 4-5-2011 19:13, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times,
>>>> especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.
>>>
>>> Actually, I used to have a girlfriend who somehow liked Twilight Zone
>>> stuff. She even made me engage in it. But then I became a crazy
>>> lunatic and severed all ties. These days I am the king of Lithuania.
>>
>> Somehow the first I got from that paragraph was "Reinder was ENGAGED!!!
>> To a GIRL!!!!". So how did she get hooked on Twilight Zone? Was it
>> reruns of the 80's or 00's remake? Or the movie? Surely not the original.
>
> Okay, I am not sure how it happened, but I made a very serious mistake
> in my previous post. Twilight Zone had nothing to do with it! Instead,
> she made me watch Twin Peaks! Well, they both start with a T right?
> And I have never been engaged. Engagement, just like marriage, is
> something I don't see the use of.

I loved Twin Peaks. At least until they discovered who Bob was.

The owls are not what they seem. The giant was actually a Dutch guy.

Damn fine coffee.

>> It figures you'd be the king of a state referred to as "ball tick".
>
> Is this a reference to Twilight Zone? I don't know anything about it.

Nope.

>>> WHO IS THAT?? HAHAHAH!!! WHO IS THAT!?!? WHUAHAUHAUHA!!!
>>>
>>> *plaKs jidkffbjd in facements*
>>
>> That Chinese translation thing is broken again.
>
> Perhaps it is me who is broken.

PERHAPS????

>>> actually, I used to have this friend who was very skilled at drawing
>>> intercourse between cats and bees. he's still a good friend by the
>>> way, even though he has two daughters these days, yet he no longer
>>> draws intercourse between cats and bees
>>>
>> He's just happy he can get some shut eye between all the drama those
>> daughters cause.
>
> I would have no idea. Never seen them. Good for me. I hate babies.
>
I misread that. I thought it said "I ate babies". Knowing you, just as 
plausible.

-- 
Danny.