🚀 go-pugleaf

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> I'd rather not, since it attracts a whole lot of strange people to my
>> site. I once wrote an entry about going to the bathroom here, and ever
>> since in the statistics of my website I see that people found it by
>> googling for things as "drol uit anus", "gat in de kont", "drol te
>> groot wc" and "mag ik naar de wc". I also once got an email from Dutch
>> people asking where I could buy such a toilet by the way.
>
> Would those weird people really scare off rather normal looking folks like your 
> parents? Or are those fecally themed searches done by otherwise normal looking 
> folks? Either way, I think the visitors would be more disappointed than you on 
> discovering your site being somewhat less explicit than their searches.

Well, it's a few months later now, but apart from "canadian food" and 
"mentally challenged cats" most people who end up on my website 
through Google still found it searching for "china geen wc papier", 
"overlijdensadvertentie reinder hummel", "ik moet naar de wc maar het 
lukt niet", "pictures of hotels surrounded with asparagus farms", and 
"erg nodig poepen" ...  :-s

> never caused any problems. Especially if the ladies are armed and dangerous. Not 
> to mention sharp shooters and bloody good runners.
>
> I forget, do they learn to snap a grown man's neck in one or two moves?

Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move 
on, nothing to see here. 

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ervaqre is teh wicked