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metro-golden-meower wrote:

> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
> think you'd have fun over here.

You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he tried 
to read this over here while being over there at the same time, the universe 
will blow up.
-- 
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> 
>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>> think you'd have fun over here.
> 
> You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he tried 
> to read this over here while being over there at the same time, the universe 
> will blow up.

Again?

-- 
tinmi...@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.

< Pratchett

mimus wrote:

> On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
> 
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> 
>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>>> think you'd have fun over here. 
>> 
>> You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he
>> tried to read this over here while being over there at the same time,
>> the universe will blow up. 
> 
> Again?

It happens.  Luckily for people of earth, people like me are around to catch 
these things before they end in catastrophe.
-- 
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

metro-golden-meower schreef:
> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
> think you'd have fun over here.

I've subscribed, but I'll probably do the lurking thing.

Thing is, this aglami here tends to suddenly spring alive with a bunch of 
oldbies coming back from the death.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
> Tim Weaver schreef:
>>>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>>>>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>>>>> think you'd have fun over here. 
>>>> You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he
>>>> tried to read this over here while being over there at the same time,
>>>> the universe will blow up. 
>>> Again?
>> 
>> It happens.  Luckily for people of earth, people like me are around to catch 
>> these things before they end in catastrophe.
> 
> Oooh, someone with a first aid kit.

Mmmm . . . ointment.
-- 
ah

On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
<tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>> think you'd have fun over here.
>
>You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he tried 
>to read this over here while being over there at the same time, the universe 
>will blow up.

more like your thin skull will implode. he's not stupid and knows i'm
not a reg in the monkey ng and by the power of deductive reasoning,
will realize i am in the other ng in the x-post line and  not the
invisible one noone can see or find unless they have special glasses.
so... NEENER NEENER.

metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>
>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>>> think you'd have fun over here. 
>>
>>You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he
>>tried to read this over here while being over there at the same time,
>>the universe will blow up. 
> 
> more like your thin skull will implode. he's not stupid and knows i'm
> not a reg in the monkey ng and by the power of deductive reasoning,
> will realize i am in the other ng in the x-post line and  not the
> invisible one noone can see or find unless they have special glasses.
> so... NEENER NEENER.

Your logic is flawed by the use of "see" and "special glasses" in your 
proof.  I have striken it from the record.

And what do you have against thin skulls? Are you a Neanderthal?
-- 
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

On Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
<tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>
>>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>>>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>>>> think you'd have fun over here. 
>>>
>>>You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he
>>>tried to read this over here while being over there at the same time,
>>>the universe will blow up. 
>> 
>> more like your thin skull will implode. he's not stupid and knows i'm
>> not a reg in the monkey ng and by the power of deductive reasoning,
>> will realize i am in the other ng in the x-post line and  not the
>> invisible one noone can see or find unless they have special glasses.
>> so... NEENER NEENER.
>
>Your logic is flawed by the use of "see" and "special glasses" in your 
>proof.  I have striken it from the record.

really? how come you didn't contest the invisible ng as well? hmmm?
hmmm?

>And what do you have against thin skulls? Are you a Neanderthal?

they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which take some skill
and effort.

metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>>>>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>>>>> think you'd have fun over here. 
>>>>
>>>>You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he
>>>>tried to read this over here while being over there at the same time,
>>>>the universe will blow up. 
>>> 
>>> more like your thin skull will implode. he's not stupid and knows i'm
>>> not a reg in the monkey ng and by the power of deductive reasoning,
>>> will realize i am in the other ng in the x-post line and  not the 
>>> invisible one noone can see or find unless they have special glasses.
>>> so... NEENER NEENER. 
>>
>>Your logic is flawed by the use of "see" and "special glasses" in your 
>>proof.  I have striken it from the record. 
> 
> really? how come you didn't contest the invisible ng as well? hmmm?
> hmmm?

Why should I?  I have nothing against invisible newsgroups.  Are an 
invisible newsgroup nazi?  Perhaps you have a beef with all things 
invisible?

>>And what do you have against thin skulls? Are you a Neanderthal?
> 
> they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which take some skill
> and effort.

Oh, that's bass ackwards, my friend.  Neanderthal skulls are thick and very 
hard to crack.  You can thump a modern day skull and the result is the bald 
guy from SCANNERS.
-- 
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

On Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:02:19 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
<tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>>>>>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>>>>>> think you'd have fun over here. 
>>>>>
>>>>>You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If he
>>>>>tried to read this over here while being over there at the same time,
>>>>>the universe will blow up. 
>>>> 
>>>> more like your thin skull will implode. he's not stupid and knows i'm
>>>> not a reg in the monkey ng and by the power of deductive reasoning,
>>>> will realize i am in the other ng in the x-post line and  not the 
>>>> invisible one noone can see or find unless they have special glasses.
>>>> so... NEENER NEENER. 
>>>
>>>Your logic is flawed by the use of "see" and "special glasses" in your 
>>>proof.  I have striken it from the record. 
>> 
>> really? how come you didn't contest the invisible ng as well? hmmm?
>> hmmm?
>
>Why should I?  I have nothing against invisible newsgroups.  Are an 
>invisible newsgroup nazi?  Perhaps you have a beef with all things 
>invisible?

not at all. i rather liked the invisibles tv series. in fact, i'm
looking forward to the new season this year.

>>>And what do you have against thin skulls? Are you a Neanderthal?
>> 
>> they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which take some skill
>> and effort.
>
>Oh, that's bass ackwards, my friend.  Neanderthal skulls are thick and very 
>hard to crack.  You can thump a modern day skull and the result is the bald 
>guy from SCANNERS.

which part of 'they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which
take some skill and effort.' didn't you understand? i bet you play any
video games you play on easy.

metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:02:19 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey
>>>>>>> ng and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour
>>>>>>> and i think you'd have fun over here. 
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If
>>>>>>he tried to read this over here while being over there at the same
>>>>>>time, the universe will blow up. 
>>>>> 
>>>>> more like your thin skull will implode. he's not stupid and knows
>>>>> i'm not a reg in the monkey ng and by the power of deductive
>>>>> reasoning, will realize i am in the other ng in the x-post line and 
>>>>> not the invisible one noone can see or find unless they have special
>>>>> glasses. so... NEENER NEENER. 
>>>>
>>>>Your logic is flawed by the use of "see" and "special glasses" in your
>>>>proof.  I have striken it from the record. 
>>> 
>>> really? how come you didn't contest the invisible ng as well? hmmm?
>>> hmmm? 
>>
>>Why should I?  I have nothing against invisible newsgroups.  Are an 
>>invisible newsgroup nazi?  Perhaps you have a beef with all things 
>>invisible? 
> 
> not at all. i rather liked the invisibles tv series. in fact, i'm
> looking forward to the new season this year.
> 
>>>>And what do you have against thin skulls? Are you a Neanderthal?
>>> 
>>> they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which take some skill
>>> and effort. 
>>
>>Oh, that's bass ackwards, my friend.  Neanderthal skulls are thick and
>>very hard to crack.  You can thump a modern day skull and the result is
>>the bald guy from SCANNERS. 
> 
> which part of 'they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which
> take some skill and effort.' didn't you understand? i bet you play any
> video games you play on easy.

In fact, I do play them on easy.  Got a problem with that?
-- 
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

On Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:50:24 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
<tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:02:19 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>>>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey
>>>>>>>> ng and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour
>>>>>>>> and i think you'd have fun over here. 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If
>>>>>>>he tried to read this over here while being over there at the same
>>>>>>>time, the universe will blow up. 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> more like your thin skull will implode. he's not stupid and knows
>>>>>> i'm not a reg in the monkey ng and by the power of deductive
>>>>>> reasoning, will realize i am in the other ng in the x-post line and 
>>>>>> not the invisible one noone can see or find unless they have special
>>>>>> glasses. so... NEENER NEENER. 
>>>>>
>>>>>Your logic is flawed by the use of "see" and "special glasses" in your
>>>>>proof.  I have striken it from the record. 
>>>> 
>>>> really? how come you didn't contest the invisible ng as well? hmmm?
>>>> hmmm? 
>>>
>>>Why should I?  I have nothing against invisible newsgroups.  Are an 
>>>invisible newsgroup nazi?  Perhaps you have a beef with all things 
>>>invisible? 
>> 
>> not at all. i rather liked the invisibles tv series. in fact, i'm
>> looking forward to the new season this year.
>> 
>>>>>And what do you have against thin skulls? Are you a Neanderthal?
>>>> 
>>>> they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which take some skill
>>>> and effort. 
>>>
>>>Oh, that's bass ackwards, my friend.  Neanderthal skulls are thick and
>>>very hard to crack.  You can thump a modern day skull and the result is
>>>the bald guy from SCANNERS. 
>> 
>> which part of 'they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which
>> take some skill and effort.' didn't you understand? i bet you play any
>> video games you play on easy.
>
>In fact, I do play them on easy.  Got a problem with that?

*sniggers like mutley*

metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:50:24 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:02:19 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:58:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
>>>>>>> <tmw9...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey
>>>>>>>>> ng and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour
>>>>>>>>> and i think you'd have fun over here. 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You can't say "over here" when he's reading this "over there".  If
>>>>>>>>he tried to read this over here while being over there at the same
>>>>>>>>time, the universe will blow up. 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> more like your thin skull will implode. he's not stupid and knows
>>>>>>> i'm not a reg in the monkey ng and by the power of deductive
>>>>>>> reasoning, will realize i am in the other ng in the x-post line and 
>>>>>>> not the invisible one noone can see or find unless they have special
>>>>>>> glasses. so... NEENER NEENER. 
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Your logic is flawed by the use of "see" and "special glasses" in your
>>>>>>proof.  I have striken it from the record. 
>>>>> 
>>>>> really? how come you didn't contest the invisible ng as well? hmmm?
>>>>> hmmm? 
>>>>
>>>>Why should I?  I have nothing against invisible newsgroups.  Are an 
>>>>invisible newsgroup nazi?  Perhaps you have a beef with all things 
>>>>invisible? 
>>> 
>>> not at all. i rather liked the invisibles tv series. in fact, i'm
>>> looking forward to the new season this year.
>>> 
>>>>>>And what do you have against thin skulls? Are you a Neanderthal?
>>>>> 
>>>>> they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which take some skill
>>>>> and effort. 
>>>>
>>>>Oh, that's bass ackwards, my friend.  Neanderthal skulls are thick and
>>>>very hard to crack.  You can thump a modern day skull and the result is
>>>>the bald guy from SCANNERS. 
>>> 
>>> which part of 'they're not as satisfying to crack as thick ones which
>>> take some skill and effort.' didn't you understand? i bet you play any
>>> video games you play on easy. 
>>
>>In fact, I do play them on easy.  Got a problem with that?
> 
> *sniggers like mutley*

I like Mutley.
-- 
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

DG wrote me a love letter...

> Thing is, this aglami here tends to suddenly spring alive with a bunch of 
> oldbies coming back from the death.

yes the monkey's not dead it's resting ahum.. pining for the fjords

pine?

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick

ervaqre schreef:
>> Thing is, this aglami here tends to suddenly spring alive with a bunch of 
>> oldbies coming back from the death.
> 
> yes the monkey's not dead it's resting ahum.. pining for the fjords
> 
> pine?
> 
Great name for a band.

-- 
Danny.

On Tue, 3 Feb 2009 14:00:35 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre
<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote me a love letter...
>
>> why don't you come over to the flonk? i had a look in the monkey ng
>> and its kind of dying. you obviously have a  sence of humour and i
>> think you'd have fun over here.
>
>Whoa!! A newbie!!!!!! Did you bring a duck?!

only on usenet can one be a virgin again! as for the duck... sorry. i
ate it with black bean sauce.

On Thu, 5 Feb 2009 17:24:01 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre
<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote me a love letter...
>
>>>Whoa!! A newbie!!!!!! Did you bring a duck?!
>>
>> only on usenet can one be a virgin again! as for the duck... sorry. i
>> ate it with black bean sauce.
>
>be careful with that, i've heard eating ducks with black bean sauce can 
>make you OMNIPOTENT! anyway, i actually meant this kind of duck:
>
>http://www.zz9.dk/aglami/hurg/

HOLLY FUCK! there is no way i'm getting involved with this. there are
people bigger than anything beyond my wildest nightmares playing golf
and using the deathstar as the ball!

On Sun, 1 Mar 2009 15:14:29 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre
<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote me a love letter...
>
>>>be careful with that, i've heard eating ducks with black bean sauce can 
>>>make you OMNIPOTENT! anyway, i actually meant this kind of duck:
>>>
>>>http://www.zz9.dk/aglami/hurg/
>>
>> HOLLY FUCK! there is no way i'm getting involved with this. there are
>> people bigger than anything beyond my wildest nightmares playing golf
>> and using the deathstar as the ball!
>
>don't worry, they're FAKE, just like in the movies

the flicks are fake? never. TROLL!

ervaqre wrote:
> metro-golden-meower wrote me a love letter...
> 
>>> be careful with that, i've heard eating ducks with black bean sauce can 
>>> make you OMNIPOTENT! anyway, i actually meant this kind of duck:
>>>
>>> http://www.zz9.dk/aglami/hurg/


pssst:  you can always get some viagra

On Tue, 3 Mar 2009 05:38:33 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre
<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote me a love letter...
>
>>>> HOLLY FUCK! there is no way i'm getting involved with this. there are
>>>> people bigger than anything beyond my wildest nightmares playing golf
>>>> and using the deathstar as the ball!
>>>
>>>don't worry, they're FAKE, just like in the movies
>>
>> the flicks are fake? never. TROLL!
>
>oh yeah!? oh yeah?! well, you FIGHT LIKE A COW!!
>
>and you don't really believe they killed all those jews in schindler's 
>list, right? i mean, it's preposterous to think such a thing would ever 
>happen in the real world

fuck the jews. more cows are killed each year than the krauts killed
jews. yet, noone cares about he cows.

On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 11:53:10 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre
<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote me a love letter...
>
>>>oh yeah!? oh yeah?! well, you FIGHT LIKE A COW!!
>>>
>>>and you don't really believe they killed all those jews in schindler's 
>>>list, right? i mean, it's preposterous to think such a thing would ever 
>>>happen in the real world
>>
>> fuck the jews. more cows are killed each year than the krauts killed
>> jews. yet, noone cares about he cows.
>
>just because you fight like a cow doesn't that mean you have to defend 
>them in here. and besides, the big mac is way tastier than the mcjew

them's fighting words, cowboy.