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Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:42
Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:42
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And I'm not talking the harmless e-mail and usenet kind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_yHVgUn6o -- Danny.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:15
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DG is a fearsome pirate... > And I'm not talking the harmless e-mail and usenet kind. > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_yHVgUn6o No way I'm clicking on that link! Youtube is part of an evil corporation that is controlled by the government! They want to get to know everything about you through youtube. And besides, they don't offer their content in ASCII video! -- ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
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Author: neppie
Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:47
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On Nov 26, 11:42Â am, DG <dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote: > And I'm not talking the harmless e-mail and usenet kind. > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_yHVgUn6o That reminds me of.... SPAM! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
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Author: DG
Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:56
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neppie schreef: >> And I'm not talking the harmless e-mail and usenet kind. >> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_yHVgUn6o > > That reminds me of.... > > SPAM! > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE > That reminds me of... Python! http://www.youtube.com/user/montypython?ob=4 -- Danny.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:49
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DG is a fearsome pirate... >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE >> > That reminds me of... > > Python! > > http://www.youtube.com/user/montypython?ob=4 At least release these videos in ASCII. -- ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
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Author: DG
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:50
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ervaqre schreef: >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE >>> >> That reminds me of... >> >> Python! >> >> http://www.youtube.com/user/montypython?ob=4 > > At least release these videos in ASCII. > If you want movies in ASCII then turn to the Dark Side: http://www.asciimation.co.nz/ They've got more than just sheep over there. -- Danny.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:50
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DG is a fearsome pirate... >> At least release these videos in ASCII. >> > If you want movies in ASCII then turn to the Dark Side: > > http://www.asciimation.co.nz/ > > They've got more than just sheep over there. What kind of weird website is that!? When I click one of the videos it just says "No". That's in a text browser though, since I assume ASCII will work in a text browser! -- ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
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Author: DG
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:21
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ervaqre schreef: >>> At least release these videos in ASCII. >>> >> If you want movies in ASCII then turn to the Dark Side: >> >> http://www.asciimation.co.nz/ >> >> They've got more than just sheep over there. > > What kind of weird website is that!? When I click one of the videos it > just says "No". That's in a text browser though, since I assume ASCII > will work in a text browser! > Try this then: telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl You must have seen it before. -- Danny.
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:13
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DG skrev:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>>> At least release these videos in ASCII.
>>>>
>>> If you want movies in ASCII then turn to the Dark Side:
>>>
>>> http://www.asciimation.co.nz/
>>>
>>> They've got more than just sheep over there.
>>
>> What kind of weird website is that!? When I click one of the videos it
>> just says "No". That's in a text browser though, since I assume ASCII
>> will work in a text browser!
>>
> Try this then:
>
> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl
>
> You must have seen it before.
Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed IPv6
just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste!
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Yes, it is perfectly safe - it is us, that are in trouble!
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Author: DG
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:08
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>> At least release these videos in ASCII. >>>>> >>>> If you want movies in ASCII then turn to the Dark Side: >>>> >>>> http://www.asciimation.co.nz/ >>>> >>>> They've got more than just sheep over there. >>> >>> What kind of weird website is that!? When I click one of the videos >>> it just says "No". That's in a text browser though, since I assume >>> ASCII will work in a text browser! >>> >> Try this then: >> >> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >> >> You must have seen it before. > > Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed IPv6 > just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! > You just wanted to go: "The colors, man, the colors. Those amazing colors." -- Danny.
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:33
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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> At least release these videos in ASCII.
>>>>>>
>>>>> If you want movies in ASCII then turn to the Dark Side:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.asciimation.co.nz/
>>>>>
>>>>> They've got more than just sheep over there.
>>>>
>>>> What kind of weird website is that!? When I click one of the videos
>>>> it just says "No". That's in a text browser though, since I assume
>>>> ASCII will work in a text browser!
>>>>
>>> Try this then:
>>>
>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl
>>>
>>> You must have seen it before.
>>
>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed IPv6
>> just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste!
>>
> You just wanted to go:
>
> "The colors, man, the colors. Those amazing colors."
Oh, I just forgot to take the pills...
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Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:56
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a fearsome pirate... >> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >> >> You must have seen it before. > > Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed IPv6 > just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! -- ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:57
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a fearsome pirate... >> You just wanted to go: >> >> "The colors, man, the colors. Those amazing colors." > > Oh, I just forgot to take the pills... If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors. -- ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
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Author: DG
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:44
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ervaqre schreef: >>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >>> >>> You must have seen it before. >> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed IPv6 >> just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! > > Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something about > Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! > But you love ASCII!!! Besides, it's the only movie I know in wonderful ASCII-vision. -- Danny.
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Author: DG
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:45
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ervaqre schreef: >>> You just wanted to go: >>> >>> "The colors, man, the colors. Those amazing colors." >> Oh, I just forgot to take the pills... > > If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors. > You'll be creating them on the bog? -- Danny.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:40
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DG is a fearsome pirate... >> If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors. >> > You'll be creating them on the bog? What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp. -- ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:43
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DG is a fearsome pirate... >> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something about >> Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! >> > But you love ASCII!!! Besides, it's the only movie I know in wonderful ASCII-vision. Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! -- ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:03
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> You just wanted to go:
>>>
>>> "The colors, man, the colors. Those amazing colors."
>> Oh, I just forgot to take the pills...
>
> If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors.
It has to be the "naturel" sort of youghurt. The one without taste.
--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
While Linux is larger than Emacs,
at least Linux has the excuse that it has to be.
--Linus Torvalds
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:07
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ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors.
>>>
>> You'll be creating them on the bog?
>
> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp.
IT IS A MIGHTY AND GLORIOUS...
... no, not really. It's a beech.
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
We're here to *HACK* boxes not to Patch them!
-- Hack4Life
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:07
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ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something about
>>> Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars!
>>>
>> But you love ASCII!!! Besides, it's the only movie I know in wonderful ASCII-vision.
>
> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!!
Shouldn't you begin to do Mr Hands in ASCII?
--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin
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Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:37
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ervaqre schreef: >>> If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors. >>> >> You'll be creating them on the bog? > > What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp. > In this context: toilet. The loo. -- Danny.
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Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:54
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something >>>> about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! >>>> >>> But you love ASCII!!! Besides, it's the only movie I know in >>> wonderful ASCII-vision. >> >> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! > > Shouldn't you begin to do Mr Hands in ASCII? > Monkey Island 0.1: Beneath The Island of the Monkeys -- Danny.
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:25
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DG skrev:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>>> If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors.
>>>>
>>> You'll be creating them on the bog?
>>
>> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp.
>>
> In this context: toilet. The loo.
I'll go check.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:18
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter... >>>> "The colors, man, the colors. Those amazing colors." >>> Oh, I just forgot to take the pills... >> >> If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors. > > It has to be the "naturel" sort of youghurt. The one without taste. Just add bananas, duuuude. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:19
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter... >> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp. > > IT IS A MIGHTY AND GLORIOUS... > > ... no, not really. It's a beech. Beech? As in...the tree? Is it common in Denmark to have a second name that is a tree? Like oak or pine? -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:20
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DG wrote me a love letter... >>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >> >> Shouldn't you begin to do Mr Hands in ASCII? >> > Monkey Island 0.1: Beneath The Island of the Monkeys I'm closing this thread okay? It's getting out of control. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:20
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter... >>> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp. >>> >> In this context: toilet. The loo. > > I'll go check. Uhm..I'm sorry. I have it in use for some experiment. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:27
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ervaqre schreef: >>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >>> Shouldn't you begin to do Mr Hands in ASCII? >>> >> Monkey Island 0.1: Beneath The Island of the Monkeys > > I'm closing this thread okay? It's getting out of control. > No you're not and no it isn't. -- Danny.
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Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:29
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ervaqre schreef: >>>> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp. >>>> >>> In this context: toilet. The loo. >> I'll go check. > > Uhm..I'm sorry. I have it in use for some experiment. > Experiment #2: fail. -- Danny.
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:16
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...
>
>>> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp.
>> IT IS A MIGHTY AND GLORIOUS...
>>
>> ... no, not really. It's a beech.
>
> Beech? As in...the tree? Is it common in Denmark to have a second name
> that is a tree? Like oak or pine?
Yes, the tree. And it's not common. I think I'm the only one with this
name combination, though we are 1240 if I skip "Bøg".
You can have "Ege" (Oak = "Eg") for last name, though I'm not sure
they're related and "Lærke" (larch = "Lærk", though it is more probably
a little bird called "lærke") for first name - otherwise I cannot
remember any wooden names. Wait, Birk (birch) for first name too.
--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
While Linux is larger than Emacs,
at least Linux has the excuse that it has to be.
--Linus Torvalds
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Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:17
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DG skrev: > ervaqre schreef: >>>>> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp. >>>>> >>>> In this context: toilet. The loo. >>> I'll go check. >> >> Uhm..I'm sorry. I have it in use for some experiment. >> > Experiment #2: fail. It's remarkable how often he fails nowadays. -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- He has his own opinions - just like the others. - Burnin' Red Ivanhoe ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:18
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...
>
>>>>> "The colors, man, the colors. Those amazing colors."
>>>> Oh, I just forgot to take the pills...
>>> If you eat enough yoghurt you won't be needing any colors.
>> It has to be the "naturel" sort of youghurt. The one without taste.
>
> Just add bananas, duuuude.
That's my daughter's favourite and I wouldn't want to eat it all so
there was nothing left for her.
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:18
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DG skrev:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!!
>>>> Shouldn't you begin to do Mr Hands in ASCII?
>>>>
>>> Monkey Island 0.1: Beneath The Island of the Monkeys
>>
>> I'm closing this thread okay? It's getting out of control.
>>
> No you're not and no it isn't.
I second that. And minute!
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May the smurf be with you... Always.
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Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:41
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >> ervaqre schreef: >>>>>> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp. >>>>>> >>>>> In this context: toilet. The loo. >>>> I'll go check. >>> >>> Uhm..I'm sorry. I have it in use for some experiment. >>> >> Experiment #2: fail. > > It's remarkable how often he fails nowadays. > He's struggling with a bout of omni-impotence. -- Danny.
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Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:42
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >> ervaqre schreef: >>>>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >>>>> Shouldn't you begin to do Mr Hands in ASCII? >>>>> >>>> Monkey Island 0.1: Beneath The Island of the Monkeys >>> >>> I'm closing this thread okay? It's getting out of control. >>> >> No you're not and no it isn't. > > I second that. And minute! > See? We'll just keep me2-ing 'till we reach the Andromeda galaxy. -- Danny.
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:20
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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>> DG skrev:
>>> ervaqre schreef:
>>>>>>> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> In this context: toilet. The loo.
>>>>> I'll go check.
>>>>
>>>> Uhm..I'm sorry. I have it in use for some experiment.
>>>>
>>> Experiment #2: fail.
>>
>> It's remarkable how often he fails nowadays.
>>
> He's struggling with a bout of omni-impotence.
Doesn't he get all those emails that have the cure for that?
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It needs to be fast, fairly easy to implement, but above all easy to
use. It doesn't need to be able to do absolutely everything, though
that would be nice :-)
-- Julian Field
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Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:21
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DG skrev: >>>>>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >>>>>> Shouldn't you begin to do Mr Hands in ASCII? >>>>>> >>>>> Monkey Island 0.1: Beneath The Island of the Monkeys >>>> >>>> I'm closing this thread okay? It's getting out of control. >>>> >>> No you're not and no it isn't. >> >> I second that. And minute! >> > See? We'll just keep me2-ing 'till we reach the Andromeda galaxy. Andromeda was boring the last time I heard of it. I mean, the supernova was yeeeaars ago... -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: Microsoft, Windows, Windows 98, Bugs, Lacking features, IRQ conflicts, System crashes, Non-functional multitasking, the Y2K problem and the Blue Screen of Death are registered trademarks of Microsoft, Corp., Redmond, USA. ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
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Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:27
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>> DG skrev: >>>> ervaqre schreef: >>>>>>>> What is a Bøg anyway? It sounds like some slimy swamp. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> In this context: toilet. The loo. >>>>>> I'll go check. >>>>> >>>>> Uhm..I'm sorry. I have it in use for some experiment. >>>>> >>>> Experiment #2: fail. >>> >>> It's remarkable how often he fails nowadays. >>> >> He's struggling with a bout of omni-impotence. > > Doesn't he get all those emails that have the cure for that? > He's too busy with that Nigerian royalty chap, I guess. -- Danny.
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Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:29
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >>>>>>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >>>>>>> Shouldn't you begin to do Mr Hands in ASCII? >>>>>>> >>>>>> Monkey Island 0.1: Beneath The Island of the Monkeys >>>>> >>>>> I'm closing this thread okay? It's getting out of control. >>>>> >>>> No you're not and no it isn't. >>> >>> I second that. And minute! >>> >> See? We'll just keep me2-ing 'till we reach the Andromeda galaxy. > > Andromeda was boring the last time I heard of it. I mean, the supernova > was yeeeaars ago... > That would put excitement for Andromeda under strain. -- Danny.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:48
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter... >>> I'm closing this thread okay? It's getting out of control. >>> >> No you're not and no it isn't. > > I second that. And minute! I did close it though. It usually takes a while though to realize the horrible consequences of me closing a thread will all my force. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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DG wrote me a love letter... >>>> It's remarkable how often he fails nowadays. >>>> >>> He's struggling with a bout of omni-impotence. >> >> Doesn't he get all those emails that have the cure for that? >> > He's too busy with that Nigerian royalty chap, I guess. He and I had exciting textual intercourse. I'm cured now. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter... >> Beech? As in...the tree? Is it common in Denmark to have a second name >> that is a tree? Like oak or pine? > > Yes, the tree. And it's not common. I think I'm the only one with this > name combination, though we are 1240 if I skip "Bøg". > > You can have "Ege" (Oak = "Eg") for last name, though I'm not sure > they're related and "Lærke" (larch = "Lærk", though it is more probably > a little bird called "lærke") for first name - otherwise I cannot > remember any wooden names. Wait, Birk (birch) for first name too. That just proves how sick, fucked up and mentally doomed the Danish are. At least here in the Netherlands we have normal names. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:51
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter... >> Just add bananas, duuuude. > > That's my daughter's favourite and I wouldn't want to eat it all so > there was nothing left for her. HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Author: DG
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:11
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ervaqre schreef: >>>> I'm closing this thread okay? It's getting out of control. >>>> >>> No you're not and no it isn't. >> I second that. And minute! > > I did close it though. It usually takes a while though to realize the > horrible consequences of me closing a thread will all my force. > Did you just fart? -- Danny.
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Author: DG
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:15
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ervaqre schreef: >>> Beech? As in...the tree? Is it common in Denmark to have a second name >>> that is a tree? Like oak or pine? >> Yes, the tree. And it's not common. I think I'm the only one with this >> name combination, though we are 1240 if I skip "Bøg". >> >> You can have "Ege" (Oak = "Eg") for last name, though I'm not sure >> they're related and "Lærke" (larch = "Lærk", though it is more probably >> a little bird called "lærke") for first name - otherwise I cannot >> remember any wooden names. Wait, Birk (birch) for first name too. > > That just proves how sick, fucked up and mentally doomed the Danish are. > At least here in the Netherlands we have normal names. > Like Pieter-Jan Camminga Van Burmania Thoe Schwarzenberg en Hohenlohne? -- Danny.
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Author: DG
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:18
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ervaqre schreef: >>> Just add bananas, duuuude. >> That's my daughter's favourite and I wouldn't want to eat it all so >> there was nothing left for her. > > HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! > What he really wants to know: is she Asian? -- Danny.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:04
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DG wrote me a love letter... >> I did close it though. It usually takes a while though to realize the >> horrible consequences of me closing a thread will all my force. >> > Did you just fart? I did indeed. In fact, I only just finished farting. There is no air whatsoever left in my body. Time to start drinking grog again me thinks. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:06
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:06
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DG wrote me a love letter... >>> You can have "Ege" (Oak = "Eg") for last name, though I'm not sure >>> they're related and "Lærke" (larch = "Lærk", though it is more probably >>> a little bird called "lærke") for first name - otherwise I cannot >>> remember any wooden names. Wait, Birk (birch) for first name too. >> >> That just proves how sick, fucked up and mentally doomed the Danish are. >> At least here in the Netherlands we have normal names. >> > Like Pieter-Jan Camminga Van Burmania Thoe Schwarzenberg en Hohenlohne? I was actually thinking of Graddus, but that's a nice one too. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:06
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DG wrote me a love letter... >> HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! >> > What he really wants to know: is she Asian? Nah, I'm not into Asians anymore these days. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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Author: DG
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:22
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ervaqre schreef: >>> HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! >>> >> What he really wants to know: is she Asian? > > Nah, I'm not into Asians anymore these days. > You've tried them all and none survived? What exotic minority now strikes your fancy? Blond Italian women with face paint? Bearded Sri-Lanka women? Argentinian women that believe you're a prince? Redheads with buck teeth and a speech impediment? -- Danny.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:26
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DG wrote me a love letter... >> Nah, I'm not into Asians anymore these days. >> > You've tried them all and none survived? > > What exotic minority now strikes your fancy? Blond Italian women with face > paint? Bearded Sri-Lanka women? Argentinian women that believe you're a prince? > Redheads with buck teeth and a speech impediment? South Europeans!! Spanish and Italian girls for example. They do smoke a whole lot of stuff that make you mentally confused though. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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