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Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:02
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl
>>>
>>> You must have seen it before.
>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed IPv6
>> just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste!
>
> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something about
> Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars!
That doesn't really matter. It's ASCII and ASCII is art.
--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Chewbacca is actually not a bad SysAdmin icon. He's large, tends
towards inarticulate grunts, doesn't shave, get's stuck with a lot of
the technical work, and gets blamed and yelled at when it doesn't work.
-- Mike Sphar
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Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:40
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ervaqre schreef: >>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something about >>> Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! >>> >> But you love ASCII!!! Besides, it's the only movie I know in wonderful ASCII-vision. > > Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! > Somebody must have. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:51
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >>>> >>>> You must have seen it before. >>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed >>> IPv6 just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! >> >> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something >> about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! > > That doesn't really matter. It's ASCII and ASCII is art. > He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:30
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DG skrev: > Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >>>>> >>>>> You must have seen it before. >>>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed >>>> IPv6 just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! >>> >>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something >>> about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! >> >> That doesn't really matter. It's ASCII and ASCII is art. >> > He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. Good thing he's not art himself... -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- God, root, what is difference? God is more forgiving. ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:49
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >>>>>> >>>>>> You must have seen it before. >>>>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed >>>>> IPv6 just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! >>>> >>>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something >>>> about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! >>> >>> That doesn't really matter. It's ASCII and ASCII is art. >>> >> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. > > Good thing he's not art himself... > That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. It would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:56
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:56
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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You must have seen it before.
>>>>>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed
>>>>>> IPv6 just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste!
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something
>>>>> about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars!
>>>>
>>>> That doesn't really matter. It's ASCII and ASCII is art.
>>>>
>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art.
>>
>> Good thing he's not art himself...
>>
> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. It
> would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy.
I wasn't aware Reinder had a modern postman.
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Beavers are _almost_ as good as weasels.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:57
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:57
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You must have seen it before. >>>>>>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I installed >>>>>>> IPv6 just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! >>>>>> >>>>>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see something >>>>>> about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! >>>>> >>>>> That doesn't really matter. It's ASCII and ASCII is art. >>>>> >>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >>> >>> Good thing he's not art himself... >>> >> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. It >> would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. > > I wasn't aware Reinder had a modern postman. > It's a post war post, man. It holds up the roof. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:17
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:17
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DG wrote me a love letter... >>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >> >> Good thing he's not art himself... >> > That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. It would fit > with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. Hey! I do not hate myself! Instead, I love myself! If they would clone me I would have sex with my clone. Or is that more information than you need? -- ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:21
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:21
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DG wrote me a love letter... >> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >> > Somebody must have. GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! -- ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:26
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:26
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ervaqre schreef: >>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >>> Good thing he's not art himself... >>> >> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. It would fit >> with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. > > Hey! I do not hate myself! Instead, I love myself! If they would clone > me I would have sex with my clone. Or is that more information than you > need? > See, from my perspective, Reinder having sex with the clone is the worst thing that could happen to the clone. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:33
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:33
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ervaqre schreef: >>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >>> >> Somebody must have. > > GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! > Wikipedia is your friend. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:20
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:20
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DG skrev:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!!
>>>>
>>> Somebody must have.
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!
>>
> Wikipedia is your friend.
I would SO like to have wikipedia as my friend but I am stuck with
Microsft Technet and I am SO fed up!
--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at
the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams
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Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:21
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:21
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DG skrev: > Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>>>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You must have seen it before. >>>>>>>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I >>>>>>>> installed IPv6 just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see >>>>>>> something about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! >>>>>> >>>>>> That doesn't really matter. It's ASCII and ASCII is art. >>>>>> >>>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >>>> >>>> Good thing he's not art himself... >>>> >>> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. It >>> would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. >> >> I wasn't aware Reinder had a modern postman. >> > It's a post war post, man. It holds up the roof. I wouldn't touch it with a post pole. Or a ten foot pole. Or a war foot pole. Neither with a war foot. -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- Expect the unexpected. - HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:21
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:21
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DG skrev: > ervaqre schreef: >>>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >>>> Good thing he's not art himself... >>>> >>> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. It >>> would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. >> >> Hey! I do not hate myself! Instead, I love myself! If they would clone >> me I would have sex with my clone. Or is that more information than >> you need? >> > See, from my perspective, Reinder having sex with the clone is the worst > thing that could happen to the clone. Having him cloned was the biggest mistake for starters. -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:44
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:44
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >> ervaqre schreef: >>>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >>>>> >>>> Somebody must have. >>> >>> GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! >>> >> Wikipedia is your friend. > > I would SO like to have wikipedia as my friend but I am stuck with > Microsft Technet and I am SO fed up! > Try to unlock the .Net 2.0 with the Vista 64 bit key. I know it's crazy, but it just might work and get you out of that dungeon and away from the dragons. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:46
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:46
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>>>>>> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You must have seen it before. >>>>>>>>> Isn't it supposed to be in colors when you have IPv6? I >>>>>>>>> installed IPv6 just to be able to see it in colors. What a waste! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Hmmm... I installed telnet just to be able, well, to see >>>>>>>> something about Star Wars... I don't even like Star Wars! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> That doesn't really matter. It's ASCII and ASCII is art. >>>>>>> >>>>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >>>>> >>>>> Good thing he's not art himself... >>>>> >>>> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. >>>> It would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. >>> >>> I wasn't aware Reinder had a modern postman. >>> >> It's a post war post, man. It holds up the roof. > > I wouldn't touch it with a post pole. Or a ten foot pole. Or a war foot > pole. Neither with a war foot. > What the heck is a war foot? It can't be a foot that stepped on a landmine, now can it? -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:48
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:48
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >> ervaqre schreef: >>>>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >>>>> Good thing he's not art himself... >>>>> >>>> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. >>>> It would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. >>> >>> Hey! I do not hate myself! Instead, I love myself! If they would >>> clone me I would have sex with my clone. Or is that more information >>> than you need? >>> >> See, from my perspective, Reinder having sex with the clone is the >> worst thing that could happen to the clone. > > Having him cloned was the biggest mistake for starters. > Weird Al's "I think I'm a Clone Now" suddenly springs to mind. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:21
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:21
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DG skrev: > Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >> DG skrev: >>> ervaqre schreef: >>>>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >>>>>> >>>>> Somebody must have. >>>> >>>> GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! >>>> >>> Wikipedia is your friend. >> >> I would SO like to have wikipedia as my friend but I am stuck with >> Microsft Technet and I am SO fed up! >> > Try to unlock the .Net 2.0 with the Vista 64 bit key. I know it's crazy, > but it just might work and get you out of that dungeon and away from the > dragons. No, the dragon claims that my .NET key is an invalid one and I should pay a visit to the WGA gatekeeper in the deeper dungeon. -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- Defense?? What am I to defend?? Am I in war?? ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:23
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:23
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DG skrev:
>>>> I wasn't aware Reinder had a modern postman.
>>>>
>>> It's a post war post, man. It holds up the roof.
>>
>> I wouldn't touch it with a post pole. Or a ten foot pole. Or a war
>> foot pole. Neither with a war foot.
>>
> What the heck is a war foot? It can't be a foot that stepped on a
> landmine, now can it?
It's the lowest part of the hill where the battle is. If the battle
takes place in an entirely flat country (like most of Denmark) there are
no war foots (curiously it's not "war feet" in plural, but "war foots").
Sometimes no feet at all.
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Great idea. By the time you'll be done you will realize that 40 years
have passed, 386 has been obsolete for a few decades and the end result
is not really that much faster.
-- Wichert Akkerman
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Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:24
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DG skrev: > Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >> DG skrev: >>> ervaqre schreef: >>>>>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >>>>>> Good thing he's not art himself... >>>>>> >>>>> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. >>>>> It would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. >>>> >>>> Hey! I do not hate myself! Instead, I love myself! If they would >>>> clone me I would have sex with my clone. Or is that more information >>>> than you need? >>>> >>> See, from my perspective, Reinder having sex with the clone is the >>> worst thing that could happen to the clone. >> >> Having him cloned was the biggest mistake for starters. >> > Weird Al's "I think I'm a Clone Now" suddenly springs to mind. I don't seem to remember that one... Perhaps I should try to find it... -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- No, no, stop! Now I got coffee in my keyboard! ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:32
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>> DG skrev: >>>> ervaqre schreef: >>>>>>> Now if only they'd release porn in ASCII!! >>>>>>> >>>>>> Somebody must have. >>>>> >>>>> GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! >>>>> >>>> Wikipedia is your friend. >>> >>> I would SO like to have wikipedia as my friend but I am stuck with >>> Microsft Technet and I am SO fed up! >>> >> Try to unlock the .Net 2.0 with the Vista 64 bit key. I know it's >> crazy, but it just might work and get you out of that dungeon and away >> from the dragons. > > No, the dragon claims that my .NET key is an invalid one and I should > pay a visit to the WGA gatekeeper in the deeper dungeon. > Try using the peanuts with the dragon so you get dry roasted peanuts. Give those to the WGA gatekeeper. As he chokes on one of those, put the Heimlich on him. His key will fall out of his pocket. Pick it up before he regains his composure. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:33
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >>>>> I wasn't aware Reinder had a modern postman. >>>>> >>>> It's a post war post, man. It holds up the roof. >>> >>> I wouldn't touch it with a post pole. Or a ten foot pole. Or a war >>> foot pole. Neither with a war foot. >>> >> What the heck is a war foot? It can't be a foot that stepped on a >> landmine, now can it? > > It's the lowest part of the hill where the battle is. If the battle > takes place in an entirely flat country (like most of Denmark) there are > no war foots (curiously it's not "war feet" in plural, but "war foots"). > Sometimes no feet at all. > So in Denmark there are no footsoldiers? -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:34
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: > DG skrev: >> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>> DG skrev: >>>> ervaqre schreef: >>>>>>>> He's a cultuurbarbaar, not liking art. >>>>>>> Good thing he's not art himself... >>>>>>> >>>>>> That would be postmodern nihilism with a side dish of self hatred. >>>>>> It would fit with his very Asian "one glass per household" policy. >>>>> >>>>> Hey! I do not hate myself! Instead, I love myself! If they would >>>>> clone me I would have sex with my clone. Or is that more >>>>> information than you need? >>>>> >>>> See, from my perspective, Reinder having sex with the clone is the >>>> worst thing that could happen to the clone. >>> >>> Having him cloned was the biggest mistake for starters. >>> >> Weird Al's "I think I'm a Clone Now" suddenly springs to mind. > > I don't seem to remember that one... Perhaps I should try to find it... > If you like parodies on 80's bubblegum pop: YES!!! -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:18
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ervaqre schreef: >>> I did close it though. It usually takes a while though to realize the >>> horrible consequences of me closing a thread will all my force. >>> >> Did you just fart? > > I did indeed. In fact, I only just finished farting. There is no air > whatsoever left in my body. Time to start drinking grog again me thinks. > You could also light a candle. Just make sure they film you when you do that at 4000fps. -- Danny.
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:24
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DG wrote me a love letter... >> I did indeed. In fact, I only just finished farting. There is no air >> whatsoever left in my body. Time to start drinking grog again me thinks. >> > You could also light a candle. Just make sure they film you when you do that at > 4000fps. You'll need a very fast graphics card for that. I'm not sure I'll be able to build that into my computer. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:01
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ervaqre schreef: >>> I did indeed. In fact, I only just finished farting. There is no air >>> whatsoever left in my body. Time to start drinking grog again me thinks. >>> >> You could also light a candle. Just make sure they film you when you do that at >> 4000fps. > > You'll need a very fast graphics card for that. I'm not sure I'll be > able to build that into my computer. > Get me one huge hammer. Or a high speed camera that catches 4000fps so you can play the candle lighting back in slow motion. -- Danny.
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:24
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DG wrote me a love letter... >> You'll need a very fast graphics card for that. I'm not sure I'll be >> able to build that into my computer. >> > Get me one huge hammer. Or a high speed camera that catches 4000fps so you can > play the candle lighting back in slow motion. It'll have to be the huge hammer then. There's no way I'll be able to afford a high speed camera that catches 4000fps. Well, I would if I'd sell my curtains, but I don't like the idea of peope being able to see what I do inside my living room. -- ervaqre is wicked sick
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