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In other news...
ervaqre stated the obvious:
>> I think the movie is the only thing I've actually seen. I've had,
>> played or even witnessed none of those FF games other than in
>> reviews in magazines, on the web or on TV.
>
> The CGI movie is actually completely different from the games. But as
> for myself, I've only played FF IV, V, VI and VII, so I don't know how
> good or bad the others are. Still, the first three take about 3
> seconds to download though, so trying won't hurt.

Twist his arm - he's not listening to us! 

In Disguise is a fearsome pirate...

>> The CGI movie is actually completely different from the games. But as
>> for myself, I've only played FF IV, V, VI and VII, so I don't know how
>> good or bad the others are. Still, the first three take about 3
>> seconds to download though, so trying won't hurt.
>
> Twist his arm - he's not listening to us! 

There will be a day that he tries out a SNES RPG classic and locks 
himself up for three weeks. It's at that point that he'll wish he'd have 
listened to us before.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

In other news...
ervaqre stated the obvious:
> In Disguise is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> The CGI movie is actually completely different from the games. But
>>> as for myself, I've only played FF IV, V, VI and VII, so I don't
>>> know how good or bad the others are. Still, the first three take
>>> about 3 seconds to download though, so trying won't hurt.
>>
>> Twist his arm - he's not listening to us!
>
> There will be a day that he tries out a SNES RPG classic and locks
> himself up for three weeks. It's at that point that he'll wish he'd
> have listened to us before.

HAHAHA!  He'll break out an emu and download some roms, and we won't see him 
ever, ever again.
Then, people will be like "Whatever happened to Danny?", and we will just 
smile, evilly. 

In Disguise is a fearsome pirate...

>> There will be a day that he tries out a SNES RPG classic and locks
>> himself up for three weeks. It's at that point that he'll wish he'd
>> have listened to us before.
>
> HAHAHA!  He'll break out an emu and download some roms, and we won't see him 
> ever, ever again.
> Then, people will be like "Whatever happened to Danny?", and we will just 
> smile, evilly. 

And then, after months or years, he'll suddenly come back and tell 
everybody to "PLAY FINAL FANTASY SNES GAMES GODDAMNIT!!"...

...or perhaps he'll be stuck in Figaro Castle.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>> There will be a day that he tries out a SNES RPG classic and locks
>>> himself up for three weeks. It's at that point that he'll wish he'd
>>> have listened to us before.
>> HAHAHA!  He'll break out an emu and download some roms, and we won't see him 
>> ever, ever again.
>> Then, people will be like "Whatever happened to Danny?", and we will just 
>> smile, evilly. 
> 
> And then, after months or years, he'll suddenly come back and tell 
> everybody to "PLAY FINAL FANTASY SNES GAMES GODDAMNIT!!"...
> 
> ....or perhaps he'll be stuck in Figaro Castle.
> 
No such luck. Maybe Pirates! was the closest thing to a RPG I played and liked. 
A lot. But you couldn't really call that close at all.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> And then, after months or years, he'll suddenly come back and tell 
>> everybody to "PLAY FINAL FANTASY SNES GAMES GODDAMNIT!!"...
>> 
>> ....or perhaps he'll be stuck in Figaro Castle.
>> 
> No such luck. Maybe Pirates! was the closest thing to a RPG I played and liked. 
> A lot. But you couldn't really call that close at all.

Ha! I've got you there! Final Fantasy V contains pirates!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6anNUXxCGeg

Okay, I know this is not going to make you any more interested...

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>> And then, after months or years, he'll suddenly come back and tell 
>>> everybody to "PLAY FINAL FANTASY SNES GAMES GODDAMNIT!!"...
>>>
>>> ....or perhaps he'll be stuck in Figaro Castle.
>>>
>> No such luck. Maybe Pirates! was the closest thing to a RPG I played and liked. 
>> A lot. But you couldn't really call that close at all.
> 
> Ha! I've got you there! Final Fantasy V contains pirates!

The packaging of the game read "warning, contains pirates, chocking hazard for 
small children".

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6anNUXxCGeg

Ha! I made you post a Youtube video of an old school game!

If you like pirates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZHj_EL0R4

> Okay, I know this is not going to make you any more interested...
> 
You know me so well...

-- 
Danny.

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> No such luck. Maybe Pirates! was the closest thing to a RPG I played and liked. 
>>> A lot. But you couldn't really call that close at all.
>> 
>> Ha! I've got you there! Final Fantasy V contains pirates!
>
> The packaging of the game read "warning, contains pirates, chocking hazard for 
> small children".

Real children swallow rather than spit. Especially when they're Asian 
and wearing high school skirts. Uhm...will this endanger my political 
career?

>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6anNUXxCGeg
>
> Ha! I made you post a Youtube video of an old school game!
>  
> If you like pirates:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZHj_EL0R4

Holy fuck, it is in German!!!

>> Okay, I know this is not going to make you any more interested...
>> 
> You know me so well...

How about we arrange a romantic dinner?

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> Not if you get to them first.
>> 
>> Hey!! I always take good care of them!! I am in favor of a sustainable 
>> pool of young Asian girls.
>> 
> Knowing you, it's a pool built from the skeletons of young asian girls.

No way!! Sometimes I even give them noodles!

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Not if you get to them first.
>>> Hey!! I always take good care of them!! I am in favor of a sustainable 
>>> pool of young Asian girls.
>>>
>> Knowing you, it's a pool built from the skeletons of young asian girls.
> 
> No way!! Sometimes I even give them noodles!
> 
That's a racial stereotype. They'd probably prefer it if you gave them drop, 
hutsepot or Edam cheese.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> No such luck. Maybe Pirates! was the closest thing to a RPG I played and liked. 
>>>> A lot. But you couldn't really call that close at all.
>>> Ha! I've got you there! Final Fantasy V contains pirates!
>> The packaging of the game read "warning, contains pirates, chocking hazard for 
>> small children".
> 
> Real children swallow rather than spit. Especially when they're Asian 
> and wearing high school skirts. Uhm...will this endanger my political 
> career?

Well, it *is* the behavior of a maverick. So the next thing you'll do is choose 
a female running mate from Alaska and after a few weeks it'll all go downhill.

>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6anNUXxCGeg
>> Ha! I made you post a Youtube video of an old school game!
>>  
>> If you like pirates:
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZHj_EL0R4
> 
> Holy fuck, it is in German!!!

You don't know French do you?

>>> Okay, I know this is not going to make you any more interested...
>>>
>> You know me so well...
> 
> How about we arrange a romantic dinner?
> 
For who?

-- 
Danny.

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> Knowing you, it's a pool built from the skeletons of young asian girls.
>> 
>> No way!! Sometimes I even give them noodles!
>> 
> That's a racial stereotype. They'd probably prefer it if you gave them drop, 
> hutsepot or Edam cheese.

Well, they always give me that noodle crap, so I give it back to them, 
but then to different Asian girls than the ones who gave it to me. And 
drop, hutspot or Edam cheese? That's not something I would want to give 
to foreign people actually. They'd hate me forever.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> Real children swallow rather than spit. Especially when they're Asian 
>> and wearing high school skirts. Uhm...will this endanger my political 
>> career?
>
> Well, it *is* the behavior of a maverick. So the next thing you'll do is choose 
> a female running mate from Alaska and after a few weeks it'll all go downhill.

No way! I'd never run for a socialist party! Though I think I would like 
a female mate from Alaska. Not for the female mate part, but I think I'd 
like Alaska.

>> Holy fuck, it is in German!!!
>
> You don't know French do you?

I banned it from mind after I returned from francophone Canada.

>> How about we arrange a romantic dinner?
>> 
> For who?

neppie and blondestranger, and then film them when hot lesbian action 
ensues

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Knowing you, it's a pool built from the skeletons of young asian girls.
>>> No way!! Sometimes I even give them noodles!
>>>
>> That's a racial stereotype. They'd probably prefer it if you gave them drop, 
>> hutsepot or Edam cheese.
> 
> Well, they always give me that noodle crap, so I give it back to them, 
> but then to different Asian girls than the ones who gave it to me. And 
> drop, hutspot or Edam cheese? That's not something I would want to give 
> to foreign people actually. They'd hate me forever.
> 
Like you'd never give dubbel zoute drop to Polish people...

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Real children swallow rather than spit. Especially when they're Asian 
>>> and wearing high school skirts. Uhm...will this endanger my political 
>>> career?
>> Well, it *is* the behavior of a maverick. So the next thing you'll do is choose 
>> a female running mate from Alaska and after a few weeks it'll all go downhill.
> 
> No way! I'd never run for a socialist party! Though I think I would like 
> a female mate from Alaska. Not for the female mate part, but I think I'd 
> like Alaska.

A huge wasteland with very few people. I think it'll be mutual.

>>> Holy fuck, it is in German!!!
>> You don't know French do you?
> 
> I banned it from mind after I returned from francophone Canada.

Très bien.

>>> How about we arrange a romantic dinner?
>>>
>> For who?
> 
> neppie and blondestranger, and then film them when hot lesbian action 
> ensues
> 
And then Reinder, the Dutch house guest runs in on them while reading some manga.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> Well, they always give me that noodle crap, so I give it back to them, 
>> but then to different Asian girls than the ones who gave it to me. And 
>> drop, hutspot or Edam cheese? That's not something I would want to give 
>> to foreign people actually. They'd hate me forever.
>> 
> Like you'd never give dubbel zoute drop to Polish people...

I hear they can't stand salty stuff. That they melt, just like snails, 
when you pour salt all over them.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> No way! I'd never run for a socialist party! Though I think I would like 
>> a female mate from Alaska. Not for the female mate part, but I think I'd 
>> like Alaska.
>
> A huge wasteland with very few people. I think it'll be mutual.

Alaska ain't no wasteland! It's splendid nature! Perfect place to build 
a log cabin and then, well... let me think on this for a while.

>> I banned it from mind after I returned from francophone Canada.
>
> Très bien.

And besides, Asterix is supposed to be in Dutch. I tried reading comics 
such as Asterix, Donald Duck, Lucky Luke and Tintin in their original 
languages but it just looks weird to me. That's what you get from 
reading Dutch translations since childhood.

>> neppie and blondestranger, and then film them when hot lesbian action 
>> ensues
>> 
> And then Reinder, the Dutch house guest runs in on them while reading some manga.

No no, in some manga people just fall from the sky. Like girls with huge 
boobs, short skirts and striped panties falling on your head when you're 
on your way to school. Happens all the time in Japan!

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>> No way! I'd never run for a socialist party! Though I think I would like 
>>> a female mate from Alaska. Not for the female mate part, but I think I'd 
>>> like Alaska.
>> A huge wasteland with very few people. I think it'll be mutual.
> 
> Alaska ain't no wasteland! It's splendid nature! Perfect place to build 
> a log cabin and then, well... let me think on this for a while.

Drill for oil?

>>> I banned it from mind after I returned from francophone Canada.
>> Très bien.
> 
> And besides, Asterix is supposed to be in Dutch. I tried reading comics 
> such as Asterix, Donald Duck, Lucky Luke and Tintin in their original 
> languages but it just looks weird to me. That's what you get from 
> reading Dutch translations since childhood.

Ehr, isn't Lucky Luke by a Flemish guy, Morris? And originally in Dutch??? The 
only bit that wasn't in Dutch was the "Poor lonesome Cowboy" bit at the end and 
all the English names.

>>> neppie and blondestranger, and then film them when hot lesbian action 
>>> ensues
>>>
>> And then Reinder, the Dutch house guest runs in on them while reading some manga.
> 
> No no, in some manga people just fall from the sky. Like girls with huge 
> boobs, short skirts and striped panties falling on your head when you're 
> on your way to school. Happens all the time in Japan!
> 

You'd think the Japanese would wear more protection than just that piece of face 
cloth.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> Alaska ain't no wasteland! It's splendid nature! Perfect place to build 
>> a log cabin and then, well... let me think on this for a while.
>
> Drill for oil?

Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?

>> And besides, Asterix is supposed to be in Dutch. I tried reading comics 
>> such as Asterix, Donald Duck, Lucky Luke and Tintin in their original 
>> languages but it just looks weird to me. That's what you get from 
>> reading Dutch translations since childhood.
>
> Ehr, isn't Lucky Luke by a Flemish guy, Morris? And originally in Dutch??? The 
> only bit that wasn't in Dutch was the "Poor lonesome Cowboy" bit at the end and 
> all the English names.

I believe Lucky Luke was first released in Spirou. And most of the early 
albums were scripted by Goscinny, a French guy. So I think the original 
publication was in French.

>> No no, in some manga people just fall from the sky. Like girls with huge 
>> boobs, short skirts and striped panties falling on your head when you're 
>> on your way to school. Happens all the time in Japan!
>
> You'd think the Japanese would wear more protection than just that piece of face 
> cloth.

They only do that when they have a cold. You must know Asian people are 
very weak, so they need to avoid catching diseases at all cost.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Alaska ain't no wasteland! It's splendid nature! Perfect place to build 
>>> a log cabin and then, well... let me think on this for a while.
>> Drill for oil?
> 
> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?

How much does Final Fantasy pay?

>>> And besides, Asterix is supposed to be in Dutch. I tried reading comics 
>>> such as Asterix, Donald Duck, Lucky Luke and Tintin in their original 
>>> languages but it just looks weird to me. That's what you get from 
>>> reading Dutch translations since childhood.
>> Ehr, isn't Lucky Luke by a Flemish guy, Morris? And originally in Dutch??? The 
>> only bit that wasn't in Dutch was the "Poor lonesome Cowboy" bit at the end and 
>> all the English names.
> 
> I believe Lucky Luke was first released in Spirou. And most of the early 
> albums were scripted by Goscinny, a French guy. So I think the original 
> publication was in French.

The first ones were written by Morris himself. So I'm thinking he wrote his 
first drafts in Dutch or maybe just English, since it's all based on Western 
movies. Goscinny helped him out later on since the latter is the better writer. 
There were more international writers involved, some even Dutch. By the time 
Lucky Luke appeared in the magazine, it appeared in French and Dutch at the same 
time. Some foreign comics had to be translated anyway. The Dutch version of 
Spirou has disappeared a couple of years back.

>>> No no, in some manga people just fall from the sky. Like girls with huge 
>>> boobs, short skirts and striped panties falling on your head when you're 
>>> on your way to school. Happens all the time in Japan!
>> You'd think the Japanese would wear more protection than just that piece of face 
>> cloth.
> 
> They only do that when they have a cold. You must know Asian people are 
> very weak, so they need to avoid catching diseases at all cost.
> 
Bummer for the ninja's and samurai, being so weak and all.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>
> How much does Final Fantasy pay?

Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. However, you 
will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for it!!!!

>> I believe Lucky Luke was first released in Spirou. And most of the early 
>> albums were scripted by Goscinny, a French guy. So I think the original 
>> publication was in French.
>
> The first ones were written by Morris himself. So I'm thinking he wrote his 
> first drafts in Dutch or maybe just English, since it's all based on Western 
> movies. Goscinny helped him out later on since the latter is the better writer. 
> There were more international writers involved, some even Dutch. By the time 
> Lucky Luke appeared in the magazine, it appeared in French and Dutch at the same 
> time. Some foreign comics had to be translated anyway. The Dutch version of 
> Spirou has disappeared a couple of years back.

You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females dislike that.

>> They only do that when they have a cold. You must know Asian people are 
>> very weak, so they need to avoid catching diseases at all cost.
>> 
> Bummer for the ninja's and samurai, being so weak and all.

Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
> 
> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. However, you 
> will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for it!!!!

I trump you blade with my BFG.

>>> I believe Lucky Luke was first released in Spirou. And most of the early 
>>> albums were scripted by Goscinny, a French guy. So I think the original 
>>> publication was in French.
>> The first ones were written by Morris himself. So I'm thinking he wrote his 
>> first drafts in Dutch or maybe just English, since it's all based on Western 
>> movies. Goscinny helped him out later on since the latter is the better writer. 
>> There were more international writers involved, some even Dutch. By the time 
>> Lucky Luke appeared in the magazine, it appeared in French and Dutch at the same 
>> time. Some foreign comics had to be translated anyway. The Dutch version of 
>> Spirou has disappeared a couple of years back.
> 
> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females dislike that.

But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I don't scare them 
off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.

>>> They only do that when they have a cold. You must know Asian people are 
>>> very weak, so they need to avoid catching diseases at all cost.
>>>
>> Bummer for the ninja's and samurai, being so weak and all.
> 
> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??

I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In case I beat them 
they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. Not a good combination.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>> 
>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. However, you 
>> will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for it!!!!
>
> I trump you blade with my BFG.

The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!

>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females dislike that.
>
> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I don't scare them 
> off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.

Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!

>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>
> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In case I beat them 
> they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. Not a good combination.

Just use your BFG on them then.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. However, you 
>>> will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for it!!!!
>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
> 
> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!

You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just throwing it.

>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females dislike that.
>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I don't scare them 
>> off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
> 
> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!

The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days of being tied up.

>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In case I beat them 
>> they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. Not a good combination.
> 
> Just use your BFG on them then.
> 
That's not very sporting, now is it?

-- 
Danny.

DG skrev:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. However, 
>>>> you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for it!!!!
>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>
>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
> 
> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just throwing it.

Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.

>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females dislike that.
>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I don't 
>>> scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>
>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
> 
> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days of being 
> tied up.

Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.

>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In case I 
>>> beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. Not a good 
>>> combination.
>>
>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>
> That's not very sporting, now is it?

Did anyone say it should be sporting?

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Defense??
What am I to defend??
Am I in war??
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. However, 
>>>>> you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for it!!!!
>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>
>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>
>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just throwing it.
> 
> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.

BFSM???

>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females dislike 
>>>>> that.
>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I don't 
>>>> scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>
>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>
>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days of 
>> being tied up.
> 
> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.

Only if he pays extra.

>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In case 
>>>> I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. Not a good 
>>>> combination.
>>>
>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>
>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
> 
> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
> 
Well, one should assume yes.

-- 
Danny.

DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. However, 
>>>>>> you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for it!!!!
>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>
>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>
>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just throwing it.
>>
>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
> 
> BFSM???

That one!

>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females dislike 
>>>>>> that.
>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I don't 
>>>>> scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>
>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>
>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days of 
>>> being tied up.
>>
>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
> 
> Only if he pays extra.

I assume he does.

>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In case 
>>>>> I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. Not a 
>>>>> good combination.
>>>>
>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>
>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>
>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>
> Well, one should assume yes.

Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it!
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. However, 
>>>>>>> you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for it!!!!
>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>
>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>
>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just throwing 
>>>> it.
>>>
>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>
>> BFSM???
> 
> That one!

Don't have one of those.

>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females dislike 
>>>>>>> that.
>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I 
>>>>>> don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>
>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days of 
>>>> being tied up.
>>>
>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>
>> Only if he pays extra.
> 
> I assume he does.

I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it that way.

>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In 
>>>>>> case I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. Not 
>>>>>> a good combination.
>>>>>
>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>
>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>
>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>
>> Well, one should assume yes.
> 
> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
> 
Go eat some remoulade.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>
> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just throwing it.

yeah right! then tell me why all those Japanese RPG heroes have big bad 
ass swords rather than BFG's? and besides, doesn't the BFG fire only 
once every hour? 

>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>
> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days of being tied up.

pff...so females are the weaker race after all

>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>> 
> That's not very sporting, now is it?

I didn't know you're into sports.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> Only if he pays extra.
>> 
>> I assume he does.
>
> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it that way.

I'm not even going to reply to this.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>> I assume he does.
>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it that way.
> 
> I'm not even going to reply to this.
> 
But you did, you did reply to this!!!

-- 
Danny.

DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades for 
>>>>>>>> it!!!!
>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>
>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>
>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>
>>> BFSM???
>>
>> That one!
> 
> Don't have one of those.

You should. They are the best

>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females 
>>>>>>>> dislike that.
>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I 
>>>>>>> don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days of 
>>>>> being tied up.
>>>>
>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>
>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>
>> I assume he does.
> 
> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it that way.

It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.

>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In 
>>>>>>> case I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. 
>>>>>>> Not a good combination.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>
>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>
>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>
>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>
>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>
> Go eat some remoulade.

Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
A computer without Windows, is like a fish without a bicycle.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a fearsome pirate...
> 
>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>> I assume he does.
>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it that way.
> 
> I'm not even going to reply to this.

You failed.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

ervaqre schreef:
>>> I'm not even going to reply to this.
>>>
>> But you did, you did reply to this!!!
> 
> It's not true. You must be delusional.
> 
I'm not Dom DeLuiseional.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades 
>>>>>>>>> for it!!!!
>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>
>>>> BFSM???
>>>
>>> That one!
>>
>> Don't have one of those.
> 
> You should. They are the best

One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.

>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females 
>>>>>>>>> dislike that.
>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I 
>>>>>>>> don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days of 
>>>>>> being tied up.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>
>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>
>>> I assume he does.
>>
>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it that 
>> way.
> 
> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.

I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but his wad of money.

>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In 
>>>>>>>> case I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. 
>>>>>>>> Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>
>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>
>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>
>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>
>> Go eat some remoulade.
> 
> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
> 
After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and conquer that piece of 
no mans land.

-- 
Danny.

DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades 
>>>>>>>>>> for it!!!!
>>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>>
>>>>> BFSM???
>>>>
>>>> That one!
>>>
>>> Don't have one of those.
>>
>> You should. They are the best
> 
> One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.

That would just be mad!

>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females 
>>>>>>>>>> dislike that.
>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I 
>>>>>>>>> don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days 
>>>>>>> of being tied up.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>
>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>
>>>> I assume he does.
>>>
>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it that 
>>> way.
>>
>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
> 
> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but his wad 
> of money.

So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime from 
reinders nose?

Never accept money from an asian girl.

>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In 
>>>>>>>>> case I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. 
>>>>>>>>> Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>
>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>
>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>
>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>
> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and conquer that 
> piece of no mans land.

I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades 
>>>>>>>>>>> for it!!!!
>>>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BFSM???
>>>>>
>>>>> That one!
>>>>
>>>> Don't have one of those.
>>>
>>> You should. They are the best
>>
>> One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.
> 
> That would just be mad!

It would make a best friends forever relationship rather complicated.

>>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females 
>>>>>>>>>>> dislike that.
>>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I 
>>>>>>>>>> don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days 
>>>>>>>> of being tied up.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>>
>>>>> I assume he does.
>>>>
>>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it 
>>>> that way.
>>>
>>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
>>
>> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but his 
>> wad of money.
> 
> So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime from 
> reinders nose?
> 
> Never accept money from an asian girl.

I don't think those girls have any reason to give you any money.

>>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or samurai??
>>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. In 
>>>>>>>>>> case I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass sword. 
>>>>>>>>>> Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>>
>>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>>
>>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>>
>>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>>
>> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and conquer 
>> that piece of no mans land.
> 
> I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.
> 
That "remoulade" Baldrick made actually consists of mud, mud and more mud. If 
you're lucky you may find some of his dandruff and a rat that accidentally fell 
into it while escaping from Baldrick's quiche.

-- 
Danny.

DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful blades 
>>>>>>>>>>>> for it!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BFSM???
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That one!
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't have one of those.
>>>>
>>>> You should. They are the best
>>>
>>> One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.
>>
>> That would just be mad!
> 
> It would make a best friends forever relationship rather complicated.

So you say we should stop stapling?

>>>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females 
>>>>>>>>>>>> dislike that.
>>>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And I 
>>>>>>>>>>> don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of days 
>>>>>>>>> of being tied up.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I assume he does.
>>>>>
>>>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it 
>>>>> that way.
>>>>
>>>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
>>>
>>> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but his 
>>> wad of money.
>>
>> So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime from 
>> reinders nose?
>>
>> Never accept money from an asian girl.
> 
> I don't think those girls have any reason to give you any money.

But I'm selling those fine leather jackets!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or 
>>>>>>>>>>>> samurai??
>>>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. 
>>>>>>>>>>> In case I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass 
>>>>>>>>>>> sword. Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>>>
>>>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>>>
>>> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and conquer 
>>> that piece of no mans land.
>>
>> I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.
>>
> That "remoulade" Baldrick made actually consists of mud, mud and more 
> mud. If you're lucky you may find some of his dandruff and a rat that 
> accidentally fell into it while escaping from Baldrick's quiche.

Though I like Black Adder a lot, I've seen it way too little. We have 
BBC Entertainment now and they send it regularly, so I'm cathing up. Not 
in the world war currently though...

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
A wizard is never late, nor is he too early.
He arrives precisely when he wants to
                                   -- Gandalf
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

TRIM YER QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick

Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...

>> I'm not even going to reply to this.
>
> You failed.

Prove it!

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick

DG wrote me a love letter...

>> It's not true. You must be delusional.
>> 
> I'm not Dom DeLuiseional.

Prove it!

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> blades for it!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BFSM???
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That one!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't have one of those.
>>>>>
>>>>> You should. They are the best
>>>>
>>>> One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.
>>>
>>> That would just be mad!
>>
>> It would make a best friends forever relationship rather complicated.
> 
> So you say we should stop stapling?

We can't staple together like this, no matter how attached we are. It's not the 
kind of staple relationship I'm looking for.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> dislike that.
>>>>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of 
>>>>>>>>>> days of being tied up.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I assume he does.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it 
>>>>>> that way.
>>>>>
>>>>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
>>>>
>>>> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but his 
>>>> wad of money.
>>>
>>> So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime 
>>> from reinders nose?
>>>
>>> Never accept money from an asian girl.
>>
>> I don't think those girls have any reason to give you any money.
> 
> But I'm selling those fine leather jackets!

They can get those from you without repaying you with money.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> samurai??
>>>>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> In case I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass 
>>>>>>>>>>>> sword. Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>>>>
>>>>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>>>>
>>>> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and conquer 
>>>> that piece of no mans land.
>>>
>>> I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.
>>>
>> That "remoulade" Baldrick made actually consists of mud, mud and more 
>> mud. If you're lucky you may find some of his dandruff and a rat that 
>> accidentally fell into it while escaping from Baldrick's quiche.
> 
> Though I like Black Adder a lot, I've seen it way too little. We have 
> BBC Entertainment now and they send it regularly, so I'm cathing up. Not 
> in the world war currently though...
> 

It wasn't an actual quote. But it was pretty much along the lines of some of the 
themes.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> It's not true. You must be delusional.
>>>
>> I'm not Dom DeLuiseional.
> 
> Prove it!
> 
Prove why I'd deny being Dom DeLuiseional.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...
> 
>>> I'm not even going to reply to this.
>> You failed.
> 
> Prove it!

2*2=4 and 2+3=5, following by deductive copper hat technique and overlay 
algebraic analysis, proves that you failed.

Also you fight like a cow.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
I haven't lost my mind;
I have backed it up on tape somewhere........
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

ervaqre skrev:
> TRIM YER QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
If you don't receive an answer, then it either indicates that the bug is
too obvious or too difficult.
                                                        -- Manfred Spraul
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blades for it!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> BFSM???
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That one!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't have one of those.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You should. They are the best
>>>>>
>>>>> One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.
>>>>
>>>> That would just be mad!
>>>
>>> It would make a best friends forever relationship rather complicated.
>>
>> So you say we should stop stapling?
> 
> We can't staple together like this, no matter how attached we are. It's 
> not the kind of staple relationship I'm looking for.

What a pity. Now I have to staple some other people.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dislike that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. And 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie them up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of 
>>>>>>>>>>> days of being tied up.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I assume he does.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it 
>>>>>>> that way.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but his 
>>>>> wad of money.
>>>>
>>>> So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime 
>>>> from reinders nose?
>>>>
>>>> Never accept money from an asian girl.
>>>
>>> I don't think those girls have any reason to give you any money.
>>
>> But I'm selling those fine leather jackets!
> 
> They can get those from you without repaying you with money.

You mean by stealing? They're tagged with GPS and RFID tags. And price 
marks are soldered.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> samurai??
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to armwrestling. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In case I beat them they might hold a grudge and a big ass 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> sword. Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>>>>>
>>>>> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and conquer 
>>>>> that piece of no mans land.
>>>>
>>>> I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.
>>>>
>>> That "remoulade" Baldrick made actually consists of mud, mud and more 
>>> mud. If you're lucky you may find some of his dandruff and a rat that 
>>> accidentally fell into it while escaping from Baldrick's quiche.
>>
>> Though I like Black Adder a lot, I've seen it way too little. We have 
>> BBC Entertainment now and they send it regularly, so I'm cathing up. 
>> Not in the world war currently though...
>>
> 
> It wasn't an actual quote. But it was pretty much along the lines of 
> some of the themes.

Ok, I'll return to the mud remoulade then.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
When participating in sporting events, it´s not whether you win or lose.
It´s how drunk you get.
                                                         - Homer Simpson
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blades for it!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>>>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> BFSM???
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That one!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't have one of those.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You should. They are the best
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.
>>>>>
>>>>> That would just be mad!
>>>>
>>>> It would make a best friends forever relationship rather complicated.
>>>
>>> So you say we should stop stapling?
>>
>> We can't staple together like this, no matter how attached we are. 
>> It's not the kind of staple relationship I'm looking for.
> 
> What a pity. Now I have to staple some other people.

You nailed it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. Females 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dislike that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of 
>>>>>>>>>>>> days of being tied up.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I assume he does.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes it 
>>>>>>>> that way.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but 
>>>>>> his wad of money.
>>>>>
>>>>> So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime 
>>>>> from reinders nose?
>>>>>
>>>>> Never accept money from an asian girl.
>>>>
>>>> I don't think those girls have any reason to give you any money.
>>>
>>> But I'm selling those fine leather jackets!
>>
>> They can get those from you without repaying you with money.
> 
> You mean by stealing? They're tagged with GPS and RFID tags. And price 
> marks are soldered.

Don't worry, they'll pay you alright. Boy, will they ever. It just won't be with 
money.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> samurai??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> armwrestling. In case I beat them they might hold a grudge 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and a big ass sword. Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and conquer 
>>>>>> that piece of no mans land.
>>>>>
>>>>> I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.
>>>>>
>>>> That "remoulade" Baldrick made actually consists of mud, mud and 
>>>> more mud. If you're lucky you may find some of his dandruff and a 
>>>> rat that accidentally fell into it while escaping from Baldrick's 
>>>> quiche.
>>>
>>> Though I like Black Adder a lot, I've seen it way too little. We have 
>>> BBC Entertainment now and they send it regularly, so I'm cathing up. 
>>> Not in the world war currently though...
>>>
>>
>> It wasn't an actual quote. But it was pretty much along the lines of 
>> some of the themes.
> 
> Ok, I'll return to the mud remoulade then.
> 
Whilst watching Black Adder, of course.

-- 
Danny.

DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blades for it!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> BFSM???
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That one!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't have one of those.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You should. They are the best
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That would just be mad!
>>>>>
>>>>> It would make a best friends forever relationship rather complicated.
>>>>
>>>> So you say we should stop stapling?
>>>
>>> We can't staple together like this, no matter how attached we are. 
>>> It's not the kind of staple relationship I'm looking for.
>>
>> What a pity. Now I have to staple some other people.
> 
> You nailed it.

And a poster on the wall, now I had the stapler out.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Females dislike that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> days of being tied up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I assume he does.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes 
>>>>>>>>> it that way.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but 
>>>>>>> his wad of money.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime 
>>>>>> from reinders nose?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Never accept money from an asian girl.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't think those girls have any reason to give you any money.
>>>>
>>>> But I'm selling those fine leather jackets!
>>>
>>> They can get those from you without repaying you with money.
>>
>> You mean by stealing? They're tagged with GPS and RFID tags. And price 
>> marks are soldered.
> 
> Don't worry, they'll pay you alright. Boy, will they ever. It just won't 
> be with money.

Are you ever?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> samurai??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> armwrestling. In case I beat them they might hold a 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grudge and a big ass sword. Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and 
>>>>>>> conquer that piece of no mans land.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.
>>>>>>
>>>>> That "remoulade" Baldrick made actually consists of mud, mud and 
>>>>> more mud. If you're lucky you may find some of his dandruff and a 
>>>>> rat that accidentally fell into it while escaping from Baldrick's 
>>>>> quiche.
>>>>
>>>> Though I like Black Adder a lot, I've seen it way too little. We 
>>>> have BBC Entertainment now and they send it regularly, so I'm 
>>>> cathing up. Not in the world war currently though...
>>>>
>>>
>>> It wasn't an actual quote. But it was pretty much along the lines of 
>>> some of the themes.
>>
>> Ok, I'll return to the mud remoulade then.
>>
> Whilst watching Black Adder, of course.

There's none on tv tonight and I am too lazy to download it.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
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----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Females dislike that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tie them up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days of being tied up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I assume he does.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes 
>>>>>>>>>> it that way.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but 
>>>>>>>> his wad of money.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime 
>>>>>>> from reinders nose?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Never accept money from an asian girl.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't think those girls have any reason to give you any money.
>>>>>
>>>>> But I'm selling those fine leather jackets!
>>>>
>>>> They can get those from you without repaying you with money.
>>>
>>> You mean by stealing? They're tagged with GPS and RFID tags. And 
>>> price marks are soldered.
>>
>> Don't worry, they'll pay you alright. Boy, will they ever. It just 
>> won't be with money.
> 
> Are you ever?

I have no fine leather jackets or goats they would want. So, no.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> samurai??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> armwrestling. In case I beat them they might hold a 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grudge and a big ass sword. Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and 
>>>>>>>> conquer that piece of no mans land.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> That "remoulade" Baldrick made actually consists of mud, mud and 
>>>>>> more mud. If you're lucky you may find some of his dandruff and a 
>>>>>> rat that accidentally fell into it while escaping from Baldrick's 
>>>>>> quiche.
>>>>>
>>>>> Though I like Black Adder a lot, I've seen it way too little. We 
>>>>> have BBC Entertainment now and they send it regularly, so I'm 
>>>>> cathing up. Not in the world war currently though...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It wasn't an actual quote. But it was pretty much along the lines of 
>>>> some of the themes.
>>>
>>> Ok, I'll return to the mud remoulade then.
>>>
>> Whilst watching Black Adder, of course.
> 
> There's none on tv tonight and I am too lazy to download it.
> 
It's re-running on one of the local channels here.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...

>>>> I'm not even going to reply to this.
>>> You failed.
>> 
>> Prove it!
>
> 2*2=4 and 2+3=5, following by deductive copper hat technique and overlay 
> algebraic analysis, proves that you failed.

so what did I win?

> Also you fight like a cow.

Oh yeah!?!? Well, I'm RUBBER!! You're GLUE!!

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