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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is oil better than playing Final Fantasy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How much does Final Fantasy pay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the currency. It's Gil, GP or G or something. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, you will be able to buy some pretty powerful 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blades for it!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I trump you blade with my BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The BFG will never be able to do 9999 damage!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could get 9999 damage points worth out of a BFG by just 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> throwing it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing's better than the stapling machine. It beats the BFG.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> BFSM???
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That one!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't have one of those.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You should. They are the best
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One could get that mixed up with a BFFSM.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That would just be mad!
>>>>>
>>>>> It would make a best friends forever relationship rather complicated.
>>>>
>>>> So you say we should stop stapling?
>>>
>>> We can't staple together like this, no matter how attached we are. 
>>> It's not the kind of staple relationship I'm looking for.
>>
>> What a pity. Now I have to staple some other people.
> 
> You nailed it.

And a poster on the wall, now I had the stapler out.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You use Wikipedia and the internet way too often. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Females dislike that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But at least I have enough glasses to pour them drinks. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I don't scare them off, like you do, by trying to tie 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahum! Females *love* to be tied up!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ones that do will change their minds after a couple of 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> days of being tied up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not the asian ones that Reinder frequent.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Only if he pays extra.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I assume he does.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think they make him pay through the nose. He probably likes 
>>>>>>>>> it that way.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It sounds gross to put asian girls in the nose.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't think it's the Asian girls that go through the nose but 
>>>>>>> his wad of money.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So basically asian girls only have money (and monkeys) with slime 
>>>>>> from reinders nose?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Never accept money from an asian girl.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't think those girls have any reason to give you any money.
>>>>
>>>> But I'm selling those fine leather jackets!
>>>
>>> They can get those from you without repaying you with money.
>>
>> You mean by stealing? They're tagged with GPS and RFID tags. And price 
>> marks are soldered.
> 
> Don't worry, they'll pay you alright. Boy, will they ever. It just won't 
> be with money.

Are you ever?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, be honest. Have you ever met a powerful ninja or 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> samurai??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I tend not to challenge ninjas and samurai to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> armwrestling. In case I beat them they might hold a 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grudge and a big ass sword. Not a good combination.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just use your BFG on them then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's not very sporting, now is it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Did anyone say it should be sporting?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Well, one should assume yes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Go drink som grog instead of doing sports.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Go eat some remoulade.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Will do, SIR! Immediately, SIR!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> After that you can follow Baldrick out of the trenches and 
>>>>>>> conquer that piece of no mans land.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I can't, sir. I'm eating remoulade.
>>>>>>
>>>>> That "remoulade" Baldrick made actually consists of mud, mud and 
>>>>> more mud. If you're lucky you may find some of his dandruff and a 
>>>>> rat that accidentally fell into it while escaping from Baldrick's 
>>>>> quiche.
>>>>
>>>> Though I like Black Adder a lot, I've seen it way too little. We 
>>>> have BBC Entertainment now and they send it regularly, so I'm 
>>>> cathing up. Not in the world war currently though...
>>>>
>>>
>>> It wasn't an actual quote. But it was pretty much along the lines of 
>>> some of the themes.
>>
>> Ok, I'll return to the mud remoulade then.
>>
> Whilst watching Black Adder, of course.

There's none on tv tonight and I am too lazy to download it.

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