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Re: [OT] Now this is rather silly...

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From: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 22:03
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Den 27-05-2010 23:50, DG skrev:
> Op 27-5-2010 23:32, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"...
>>>
>>> One side of the bed has the instructions "snore loudly", the other "use
>>> pillow to end snoring by pressing it down on the originator of the
>>> offending sound" followed by the phone number of a lawyer.
>>
>> Lawyers again. They are even in my pillow!
>
> They get you down?

I drool on them in my sleep!

>>> Especially for your own shortcomings. I think that's why companies hire
>>> people, so they can blame them. Otherwise they'd just fire everybody.
>>
>> There are bureaus that rent out people that are just to be blamed.
>> People pay for that!
>>
>
> Blameployees.

Blasphemployees are also quite popular in religious areas.

>>>> Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems.
>>>>
>>> That's very circular thinking, how fitting for a donut. I can't poke a
>>> hole in it.
>>
>> I mostly saw it as square thinking, but it does seem a bit like donuts...
>>
> Square donuts, now that would fill a void in the market. Could be a bit
> of a square peg in a round hole though.

So, if you have a peg leg, you can store your stock of square donuts on 
your peg leg. This is an amazing business opportunity!

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