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ervaqre schreef op 19-1-2017 8:53:
>> That was so long ago. Back when I was 16.
>
> Wait?! You're not 16 anymore?! How did that happen? Somebody really
> should update the info on Aglami.com. The domain name is for sale for
> only $3195.

If only there was a way to contact the person responsible for the RRRRR.
Buying the domain should be easy. Just pas the hat around in WAaglami. I 
hear it's really lively there.

>> Nope. Diet soda.
>
> That's not a traditional Canadian drink. And besides, soda is the devil.
> It will drain your energy, stifle your sperm production, kill your
> creative thoughts and it will cause you to burp involuntarily. You could
> try drinking water.

Water is the same stuff that runs through the toilet when you flush it. 
And it doesn't taste lemons.

>> Trying to take back the colonies? Now that would unite the country.
>> Against you, but still. I mean the Left doesn't want to go back to those
>> times, the Middle is done converting people and the right doesn't want
>> to do with anything foreign. Then again that dude who wanted to build a
>> giant mountain in the middle of the country gained quite a following, so
>> you never now.
>
> Just look at the state of our former colonies. Corruption is everywhere
> and they're living in poverty. They obviously don't know what's good for
> them and need a strong leader. But duly noted, if I can't get enough
> support by taking back our colonies, I will think about building a
> mountain.

You're assuming the corruption would be stopped by our interference and 
not spread to here. I would not be so bold.

> Pixel though, claims the French already built a mountain at the end of
> his street. Something called the Pyramide van Austerlitz.

Pixel is making a mountain out of a molehill. The damn thing is made of 
earth and just 36 meters high.

>> Wait, what? I thought you claimed they were slightly racist over there?
>> Now you're saying they'd let you operate on their brains and install
>> rockets? (Not necessarily at the same time.)
>
> Yes, they're openly racist, but they do believe in racial hierarchy. If
> you're white you will be admired, if you're black you will be called a
> monkey. They place themselves just below whites.

Now that's the dumbest form of racism I've ever heard of. Not placing 
yourself on top? Oh, well, I guess it's better than racist with more 
ambition and an overly bolstered self-esteem.

>> Sure, if they like a bad boy. A pale white bad boy.
>
> They also like being pale themselves. Some women use make-up that makes
> them look sick and pale. They think it's hot. The men also think it's
> hot. This goes for most of East-Asia by the way.

Meanwhile in the West some are positively glowing with the orange of a 
fake tan.

>> I doubt however if Aglami would have joined him. Or was your RRRRR a
>> secret registration thingy?
>
> No, I am not much of a Hitler fan. Though I did like his ideas for a
> Breitspurbahn.
>
You do realize what he ended up using the railways for?

-- 
Danny.