🚀 go-pugleaf

ervaqre schreef op 17-1-2017 8:21:
>> They're playing #shutup
>
> Probably they're just afraid of joining the conversation. Seeing as this
> is a pirate newsgroup full of pirates, they probably think you're going
> to arrest them. Seeing as that you used to work for the police.

That was so long ago. Back when I was 16.

>> So how aboot that wall in Berlin coming down, eh?
>>
>> Sorry, I suddenly sounded Canadian there.
>
> That's what you get when you're drinking too much Screech. Or is it rye
> whiskey that you're throwing in your head?

Nope. Diet soda.

>> Dutch English as an official English dialect? We've been doing that for
>> years in Aglami.
>
> I'll be running for prime minister in a decade, so I'm planning on
> exporting the language to the rest of the world. Also, we need to take
> back our former colonies.

Trying to take back the colonies? Now that would unite the country. 
Against you, but still. I mean the Left doesn't want to go back to those 
times, the Middle is done converting people and the right doesn't want 
to do with anything foreign. Then again that dude who wanted to build a 
giant mountain in the middle of the country gained quite a following, so 
you never now.

>> Then they'd have to decide how white, what color hair and eyes and all
>> that whilst looking through a white models catalog.
>
> Nah, they don't have such requirements. If you're white in China that's
> enough to do pretty much everything. I remember this taxi driver from
> Australia who became a university professor. I'm sure with some fake
> qualifications printed out from the internet, you can also become a brain
> surgeon or a rocket scientist.

Wait, what? I thought you claimed they were slightly racist over there? 
Now you're saying they'd let you operate on their brains and install 
rockets? (Not necessarily at the same time.)

>> A poster in the store:
>> "Have you seen this foreign man? Presumed armed and dangerous."
>
> Really? And there I thought women and teenage girls would use my photo to
> masturbate to.

Sure, if they like a bad boy. A pale white bad boy.

>>> Citizenship test? I don't think they have those in Germany. Nobody ever
>>> asked me or my wife anything. And what are they going to ask anyway?
>>> Who the most famous German in history was?
>>>
>> That's a trick question. The most famous German was an Austrian.
>
> Too bad he's not around anymore. I'm sure he would have joined Aglami.
>
I doubt however if Aglami would have joined him. Or was your RRRRR a 
secret registration thingy?

-- 
Danny.