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tracicle is a mighty pirate...

>> potatoes these days though. When I see one, I go berserk.
>
> *mails a potato with a hidden camera inside*

As if I ever appear on photos or videos!! Nobody has ever seen my 
face!! Well, except Van Gogh when he attempted to paint potato eating 
people. Poor soul. No wonder he cut off his ear.

>> some Germanic country. That sounds scary. What are you doing there. 
>> 
>> Digging up nazi gold from mass graves?
>
> ye, chäsechüchli is my new favourite food, for I live in die Schweiz now. I haven't found any nazi gold; I suppose it'll be at the end of a nazi rainbow?

I am not sure what to make of that, but it sounds a bit like 
Käsekuchen in normal German. I like that as well. 哇塞！！The nazi 
gold is indeed hidden inside the goblin at the end of the rainbow. 
Give him some Chäsechüchli and he will give you gold in return.

I like 瑞士 as well. I've been looking for a place to retire to and it 
really sounds like an ideal country with nice mountains, good enough 
food and a nice government that doesn't want to know about every fart 
I make. Strangely, New Zealand made it to my list as well. Who would 
have thought.

> Mein Husband has a job with the googles now.
>
>> In our Germanic languages mongolian is another word for a mentally 
>> challenged individual. Like myself, but then worse. Each time a 
>> Mongolian tells me he is a Mongolian, I cannot help but burst out in 
>> laughter. Have you ever heard a dromedary bursting out in hysterical 
>> laughter? It's hilarious!
>> 
> It used to be a thing in English too, but no one says that any more - at least no one I know...

Let me give it a try: You fight like a cow, Mongol!!

>> People tell me I am too serious these days. Much like a normal person. 
>> 
>> I have no idea how to fix it.
>
> You should pots more aglami stuff. And maybe not live in the deepest despairing depths of China. Although laughing at crazy chinese cultural betterments would surely be hilarious!

Hold on. I said I live in the deserts of Asia. How do you know that is 
in China? I know they say Google knows everything about you, but I 
guess that goes for the wives of their employees as well.

-- 
ervaqre, falling off the edge of despair