🚀 go-pugleaf

tracicle is a mighty pirate...

>> Röschti has potatoes in it. Do I look like a potato-head?
>> 
> Well, I didn't want to say anything before... 

Hey, I'm not to blame! I was born in a potato field. Do you know this 
painting by Van Gogh called "The Potato Eaters"? That's me.I do hate 
potatoes these days though. When I see one, I go berserk.

>> Really? What are you doing here in the desert? Be careful of the 
>> Mongolians! They sometimes bite!
>
> You moved to spite me, far in advance of anyone, even me, knowing that I would be coming to Europe. 

So... how close is close? The little mouse told me you are residing in 
some Germanic country. That sounds scary. What are you doing there. 
Digging up nazi gold from mass graves?

> And don't be racist. Mongolians are a very nice people.

In our Germanic languages mongolian is another word for a mentally 
challenged individual. Like myself, but then worse. Each time a 
Mongolian tells me he is a Mongolian, I cannot help but burst out in 
laughter. Have you ever heard a dromedary bursting out in hysterical 
laughter? It's hilarious!

People tell me I am too serious these days. Much like a normal person. 
I have no idea how to fix it.

-- 
ervaqre, falling off the edge of despair