🚀 go-pugleaf

Op 23-4-2011 20:20, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Anyway, wouldn't you agree it would be more disconcerting if instead of
>>>> me talking to plants, the plants would actually talk back?
>>>
>>> Wha's disconcerting about that? Plants talk to elves all the time
>>> already! Or are you saying you are not an elf?
>>
>> I'm not elf, I'm not 16, I'm much, much, older.
>
> Bewijs het maar eens!

Please check Obama's birth register for proof.

>>>> I shouldn't bother either.
>>>
>>> ANd YEt YOu DO!! LEt's DEclare WAr ON FAcebook ANd TEar IT DOwn!!
>>
>> Aren't there more important things to do?
>
> Zoals? Zoals? ZZooaallss?

Eat dropjes?

>>> I thought trees always live long and prosper when they're actually
>>> right next to a highway. Has something to do with plants absorbing
>>> this C02 stuff and the availability of cars exporting this very same
>>> CO2 stuff. But then again, I don't know much about this climate and
>>> weather stuff. All I know is that since Spring is the windy season, is
>>> that whenever I open my window I have half the Gobi Desert in my
>>> apartment these days. Yet I guess that over there in Brabant you
>>> probably don't have that many deserts around.
>>
>> The road and immediate vicinity would be rendered treeless. It's one of
>> those road safety thingies. Bunch of wusses.
>>
>> Brabant actually has sandy areas. Heath. Not quite the desert, but with
>> a nice gust of wind you might get some sand in your eyes and hair.
>> Nothing serious. Not like the killer sandstorm they had in Germany
>> recently. Hmmm, I don't think you got that news in China.
>
> Actually, we did get that news! We get quite a lof of news here from
> outside of China. Every single day at 7 p.m. all television channels
> get overrided with the National News of the People's Republic of the
> Celestial Empire of China. Foreign News is much like in the
> Netherlands or any other Western country. It's only national news that
> has been altered in such a way that all the news they ever show
> depicts China and its leaders in a positive way. Did you know that in
> all of Chinese history, the Chinese themselves have never been evil?

That explains why for a large part of the 20th century Chinese evil 
characters in Hollywood movies were played by Caucasians in disguise.

> Perhaps you should have Chinese in charge of the forests in Brabant. I
> am sure they have taken over most of your snackbars as well, so why
> not let them control the forests also?

I can't wait to look at one of those trees and see "made in China".

>> Desserts, however are quite abundant and tasty.
>
> fuck it, I really need a shot, I mean, I need a Mona Toetje

What? No Danoontje Powerrrrrrrrrr?

>>>> Is it homeopathic? I'd like to give that placebo effect a try.
>>>
>>> You can even try to hypnotize yourself into believing you consumed a
>>> placebo effect product.
>>>
>> Are you trying to get me to hypnotize me into thinking I consumed a
>> placebo effect product through subliminal messaging?
>
> DONTFORGETIAMTHEFROGOFTHENIGTH!!MILKTEACHRONOTRIGGER!!!!HOI!
>
You play Chrono Trigger?

-- 
Danny.