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Op 12-4-2011 19:02, ervaqre schreef:
>>> *carefully steps back into the darkness*
>>
>> I've not friended the plant. The plant currently has no friends. Or
>> posts. He's on a hunger strike for more water.
>>
>> Anyway, wouldn't you agree it would be more disconcerting if instead of
>> me talking to plants, the plants would actually talk back?
>
> Wha's disconcerting about that? Plants talk to elves all the time
> already! Or are you saying you are not an elf?

I'm not elf, I'm not 16, I'm much, much, older.

>>> ....oh, and I don't do this Facebook thing. Wouldn't even do it if it
>>> wouldn't be blocked.
>>
>> I shouldn't bother either.
>
> ANd YEt YOu DO!! LEt's DEclare WAr ON FAcebook ANd TEar IT DOwn!!

Aren't there more important things to do?

>>> You could go out at night to plant trees there! Plant so many trees
>>> that in a few years there will be some eerie, murky forest. Once
>>> completed, you can sell it to China. They still haven't figured out
>>> how to plant forests, or even just a few trees, here in the Celestial
>>> Kingdom. Two months ago, when the daily maximum temperature would
>>> never exceed -10, they suddenly planted hundreds of trees in front of
>>> my window. Some weeks later those trees all died, so they just removed
>>> them again. Guess that was part of some or the other 5 Years Plan.
>>
>> It's no use. They're gonna extend a highway through it. So trees
>> wouldn't live long and prosper.
>
> I thought trees always live long and prosper when they're actually
> right next to a highway. Has something to do with plants absorbing
> this C02 stuff and the availability of cars exporting this very same
> CO2 stuff. But then again, I don't know much about this climate and
> weather stuff. All I know is that since Spring is the windy season, is
> that whenever I open my window I have half the Gobi Desert in my
> apartment these days. Yet I guess that over there in Brabant you
> probably don't have that many deserts around.

The road and immediate vicinity would be rendered treeless. It's one of 
those road safety thingies. Bunch of wusses.

Brabant actually has sandy areas. Heath. Not quite the desert, but with 
a nice gust of wind you might get some sand in your eyes and hair. 
Nothing serious. Not like the killer sandstorm they had in Germany 
recently. Hmmm, I don't think you got that news in China.

Desserts, however are quite abundant and tasty.

>>>> LEAVES!!!! Frikkin' LEAVES. Plants have leaves. Mine even have BROWN
>>>> LEAVES!!!
>>>
>>> Seems like you're becoming as cranky as my mind on a good day. Want
>>> some banana-flavored medicine?
>>>
>> Is it homeopathic? I'd like to give that placebo effect a try.
>
> You can even try to hypnotize yourself into believing you consumed a
> placebo effect product.
>
Are you trying to get me to hypnotize me into thinking I consumed a 
placebo effect product through subliminal messaging?

-- 
Danny.