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Don A. Gomez a écrit :

> Doom is a game that created a wave of violence, turned kids into
> serial killers and raised the number of murders worldwide.

> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
> rapists and cannibals who may be in YOUR house right now, ready
> to eat your ass!!!

> Doom should be outlawed worldwide and all data destroyed, or the
> world will become a living hell!!!

Damn, there is no post hell, here.

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On 02/18/07 1:47 AM, some hosebag wrote:

> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
> rapists and cannibals who may be in YOUR house right now, ready
> to eat your ass!!!

YAAGH!!!! Someone in MY house played Doom during the 1990s! I'd better
run, or hide, or...

Oh wait. It's just me.

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In article <1171781278.343441.263360@a75g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>, 
spartan_isle@yahoo.com says...
> and all data destroyed,

rotfl :)

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rotfl :)))

On 17 Feb 2007 22:47:58 -0800, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Doom is a game that created a wave of violence, turned kids into
>serial killers and raised the number of murders worldwide.
>
>Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
>rapists and cannibals who may be in YOUR house right now, ready
>to eat your ass!!!
>
>Doom should be outlawed worldwide and all data destroyed, or the
>world will become a living hell!!!


whacha mean "will become"?   v 

olddos

On 17 Feb 2007, Don A. Gomez wrote:
> Doom is a game that created a wave of violence, turned kids into
> serial killers and raised the number of murders worldwide.
> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
> rapists and cannibals...

	...and before Doom, what was responsible for murder, rape, and
cannibalism?
	Pac Man?
	Risk?
	Monopoly?
	Poker?
	Chess, maybe?

Ken Goldenberg wrote:
> On 17 Feb 2007, Don A. Gomez wrote:
>> Doom is a game that created a wave of violence, turned kids into
>> serial killers and raised the number of murders worldwide.
>> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
>> rapists and cannibals...
>
> ...and before Doom, what was responsible for murder, rape, and
> cannibalism?
> Pac Man?
> Risk?
> Monopoly?
> Poker?
> Chess, maybe?

Tony Blair. ;)

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On Thu, 8 Mar 2007 20:23:56 -0000, "EvilBill" <quake2lives@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Ken Goldenberg wrote:
>> On 17 Feb 2007, Don A. Gomez wrote:
>>> Doom is a game that created a wave of violence, turned kids into
>>> serial killers and raised the number of murders worldwide.
>>> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
>>> rapists and cannibals...
>>
>> ...and before Doom, what was responsible for murder, rape, and
>> cannibalism?
>> Pac Man?
>> Risk?
>> Monopoly?
>> Poker?
>> Chess, maybe?
>
>Tony Blair. ;)

Sounds closer to Saddam's two Sons to me.

Before the BFG's took them both out, that is. ;-)

On 18 feb, 01:47, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Doom is a game that created a wave of violence, turned kids into
> serial killers and raised the number of murders worldwide.
>
> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
> rapists and cannibals who may be in YOUR house right now, ready
> to eat your ass!!!
>
> Doom should be outlawed worldwide and all data destroyed, or the
> world will become a living hell!!!


:) funny

On Feb 18, 2:47 am, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Doom is a game that created a wave of violence, turned kids into
> serial killers and raised the number of murders worldwide.
>
> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
> rapists and cannibals who may be in YOUR house right now, ready
> to eat your ass!!!
>
> Doom should be outlawed worldwide and all data destroyed, or the
> world will become a living hell!!!


Well, if they're ready to eat ass, they should be quite prepared for
prison life.

On Feb 18, 1:47 am, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
> rapists and cannibals who may be in YOUR house right now, ready
> to eat your ass!!!


This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

On Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:26:29 -0700, CSonicGo wrote:

>> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
>> rapists and cannibals who may be in YOUR house right now, ready
>> to eat your ass!!!
 
> This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

You should do more reading.


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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:16:26 -0500, thumper <thumper@magpage.com>
wrote:


>Sounds closer to Saddam's two Sons to me.
>
>Before the BFG's took them both out, that is. ;-)

Found this in the Older Than Dirt Dept.:

Now that Saddam's sons Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of
the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of
American authorities. (Bonus points for the ones marked with a star)

Among the brothers:

Sooflay - the restauranteur
Guday - the half-Australian brother
Huray - the sports fanatic
Bejay - the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay - the twins from the African mother*
Sayhay - the baseball player*
Ojay - the stalker / murderer
Gulay - the singer / entertainer*
Ebay - the internet czar
Biliray - the country music star
Ecksray - the radiologist
Puray - the blender factory owner
Regay - the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay - the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Pusay - the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay - the coffee shop owner
Bufay - the 300 pound sister
Dushay - the clean sister
Phayray - the zoo worker in the gorilla house*
Sapheway - the grocery store owner*
Ollay - the half-mexican sister
Gudlay - the prostitute

Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about
him. 

"Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!" - Alfred E. Neuman

Yes, I know I sholdn't have replied.
No, I don't he's being serious.
Yes, I am aware that I am encouraging this kind of foolishness.
No, I don't really care - cretins (I mean that in it's technical 
capacity...) deserve socialization too.
Yes, I am including myself in that last statement.
No, This post isn't just a big Yes/No tirade.
Yes, I do intend to start the actual post soon. Right now, in fact:

>> Doom is a game that created a wave of violence, turned kids into
>> serial killers and raised the number of murders worldwide.

No, what you're talking about here is called 'mental instability', or 
'anti-social pathology' - I think you'll find that's the purview of 
religious/social fanatics and undisciplined authorities. Or both.

Doom is an entertainment software apllication that helped popularize First 
Person Shooters, and is responsible only for awesomeness.
And maybe the term 'Deathmatch'? Not sure.

If the graphics from Doom or DoomII have ever inspired anything, it was the 
inclusion of true 3D models and level architechture in modern games. And the 
Doom novels, of course. And the recent movie.

>> Most kids who enjoyed to play Doom in the 90s are now murderers,
>> rapists and cannibals who may be in YOUR house right now, ready
>> to eat your ass!!!

I don't own any livestock (including donkeys) so I guess I'm safe.

Most kids who DID ANYTHING AT ALL in the 90s are now mostly bored (NOT 
pyschotic) workers, with the occasional hobby geek, or hardcore gamer. The 
90s really was quite lame. I state from experience that the 90s felt like it 
was just the tail end of the 80s. The only real difference was the amount of 
hairspray.

Where the hell did you get your statistics? Well, at least you used the 
correct YOUR, I suppose. Which is, for some reason, more distressing than 
your actual premise.

>> Doom should be outlawed worldwide and all data destroyed, or the
>> world will become a living hell!!!

No, idiotic, unserious 
trying-so-damn-hard-to-be-shocking-that-they-are-just-funny-really-lamers 
should be outlawed and destroyed worldwide. Yes, that includes me. However, 
seeing as I will no doubt eventually die naturally, I'm just going to "wait 
it out".

Re: Living hell: Waaaaaay too late. For instance: Have you bought fuel (FOR 
ANYTHING AT ALL) recently? I can see Mad Max on the horizon...

Sigh.